Bardock looks like hes getting f*cked so good here

Gine x Bardock Smut: NSFW!

“Ahh! I can’t take it! Ohh~ this just feels so good!” moaned Gine in intense pleasure.

Bardock had been pleasuring her a lot lately especially since he has not had any missions in a couple of weeks. ”How’s this now huh?” Bardock said while fingering her clit.

“YES! YES! YES!” Gine screamed out, lau

Bardock let out a laugh as he kept fingering her, picking up the pace this time.

“B-Bardock! ahh! Warn me when you wanna do that at least!” Gine moaned uncontrollably, her eyes rolling back in pleasure.

Bardock smirked at her, knowing that he’s gonna get her to cum soon. He placed two fingers on her clit and started rubbing it until she came.

“Ohhh! Yes!” She moaned as she fell into her husband’s arms, panting.

“Knocked out yet?” He asked.

“Hehe… not yet. Don’t worry I’ve got enough energy in me for another round.”

“Good… cuz I’m saving up my energy just for you tonight”

That phrase made her blush suddenly. She calmed down a bit and the panting stopped but she was still craving sex.

“Hehe… really now? Of course you are. My handsome Bardock always has something for me.”

Bardock grabbed her unexpectedly and shoved his thick cock inside her.

“Gah! Wh-what’s going on?”

“I’m gonna fuck you so good tonight you’re gonna beg me for more each time.” Bardock teasingly said while looking deep into her eyes.

”Mmm! B-babe”

“Don’t worry you can moan as much as you want woman, no one’s here, and I’m not gonna stop.”

“WAIT BARDOCK WAIT!”

“What now?”

“C-can you spank me?”

“THIS AGAIN? GINE ARE YA SERIOUS!”

“Please! I love being spanked”

“F-fine! I’ll spank you after I promise”

“Thank you Captain” she smirked at him and smiled lovingly. She used to call him captain all the time when she was on his team. It also made him blush like crazy when she’d bring it up.

Bardock continued to fuck her pussy slowly, shoving his dick in and out till she could feel her pussy quivering.

“Captain! Ohh! Please! keep going!”

“Mmm~ You wanna be a naughty saiyan woman all the time huh? well take this!” He said as he started thrusting harder into her.

“Ahh!” she moaned out.

“Ahh~ Gine your pussy is unbelievable….”

Bardock was a moaner. A loud one too.

“Gine! Gine! Yes!!! I’m gonna cum soon!”

“I’m cumming tooo!” She finished the sentence and immediately came right after.

Bardock forced another stroke and came with her.

“Take it.” He said as he thrusted into her one last time and came all over the place, but she did too, so it’s okay.

“Fuck… that was so good… what’s your dick made of? your sex is heaven”

Bardock kissed her lips while getting close to her. “I could say the same thing my lovely Gine”

They both cuddled the night away.

BARDOCK IS SO CUTE

I WANT TO DRIVE AWAY WITH YOU I WANT YOUR COMPLICATIONS TOO I WANT YOUR DREARY MONDAYS. WRAP YOUR ARMS AROUND ME BABY BOY!!! 

I can imagine Gine singing taylor swift love songs to Bardock

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Bardock sketches

Gine x Turles. “I’ve tasted a lot of fruits but none taste as good as your lips”

Havent drawn in a while cuz i got busy so here is Bardock and Gine!

Bardock, was King Cold better to work under compared to Frieza?

Bardock: You want me to choose between two hells? Fuck Frieza. And fuck his father. Now get out of my sight.

How would the saiyans react if you pull their tail

Bardock: UGH YOU BRAT DON’T FUCKING PULL MY TAIL!

Gine: *gets her knife* DON’T PULL MY TAIL!!!

Tora: Hey Bardock what do you wanna have for lunch?

Bardock: Gine

Tora: What?

Bardock: I meant to say hamburgers….

Bardock’s the “I wanna destroy you in bed but I also want you to destroy me” type of dude.

Gine x Bardock: Period Comfort

(Another period comfort theme since you guys liked the last one :))

Gine held her heating pad close to her tummy as Bardock started preparing some warm tea for her. He almost burnt it, as always…. Bardock was not exactly a great cook but he tried nonetheless. She laid in bed, hopeless, hoping the pain would go away soon.

”It just keeps going…. it’s not going away! I don’t know what to do, Bardock…” Gine cried out with tears filling her eyes because of the pain. She always had excruciatingly painful periods.

Bardock hated seeing her in pain all the time. He really wished he could do something.

”Here drink some tea!“ He handed her the tea cup with a comforting smile.

”Thank you, Bardock…”

“Is it getting any better?“ He asked, knowing that it probably wasn’t but he asked anyway.

”Maybe a little… Well it’s certainly much better ‘cause you’re here!” Gine said, trying to make him feel better.

”Well no period cramps are gonna hurt my wife today! I’m gonna hug the cramps out of you! How does that sound!”

He continued, “I- I’ll be gentle… don’t worry…”

She giggled, causing more pain for herself, but she could not help but laugh anyway.

“You’re such a sweetheart my Bardock“ She said with a smile.

Bardock turned red a little, bringing out his tsundere nature and crossing his arms while looking away.

”Tch… whatever you say woman. Drink your tea, it’s gonna get cold ya know.”

“Of course!” She took another sip and asked, ”How much sugar did you put in this tea?”

“Well… I didn’t really measure…”

”WHAT DO YOU MEAN?” Gine screamed in shock.

”W-well I just kinda poured a little…” A scared Bardock responded.

Gine smacked him on the head while laughing and drinking her very sweet tea.

”Ow! What was that for woman? Tch… I’ll let it pass this time since you’re on your period….”

”Oh really? And what would you have done if I wasn’t?”

”I would’ve cuddled you to death.” He threatened lovingly.

”I dare you to do that now.“

”You’re really challenging me now woman!” Bardock smirked and he quickly got on the bed and hugged her waist. “Where are you escaping to now? Hmm?“ He teased.

”Ow! Bardock… please wait… I‘m actually having cramps now…”

”S-sorry!“ Bardock immediately let go, realizing he might have been too rough to hug her like that. Fuck… he feels horrible about it now.

”N-no it’s okay don’t apologize.” Gine kindly assured him.

”It was wrong of me to joke at a time like this… sorry… hehe…”

“No not at all I love your stupid silly jokes Bardock! Let’s cuddle softly and lay down!” She insisted.

”Alright then!”

Bardock gently cuddled her and put his hand over her lower abdomin and rubbed it gently.

”It’s gonna be okay, I promise, Gine. The pain’s gonna go away, I love you babe.”

”It already did. Your touch is like magic!“ She said as she felt the cramps fade away with time. They both laughed and cuddled to sleep.

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Bardock: What are you writing, Gine?

Gine: My to-do list!

Bardock: Why am I on there?

Gine: ☺️

Bardock x Gine x Turles THREESOME NSFW

Gine’s POV:

Bardock and Turles were playing their weekly match of poker after training. I was lying on the couch and watching some TV. It was the latest season of my favourite show, Saiyan Ball Z! It bothered me a little that my ex and my husband were playing poker and being really loud! I could not focus on the show at all.

“Let’s do a bet” I heard Turles say.

”Fine, what is it?”

”Arm wrestling!”

”Ha! You’re on!” Bardock confidently exclaimed.

”If I win, I get to do anything I want.” Turles said wickedly.

I knew my husband was underestimating his opponent because Turles had been eating from the fruits of the Tree of Might, and these things exponentially increase his strength.

“N-no way… Dammit!“ Bardock complained as he lost easily to Turles.

”Haha! You are no match for me, little brother.” Turles laughed as he awaited his victory’s reward.

”What do you want?” Bardock just wanted to get to the point since there was nothing he could do to change the fact that he lost the bet, and his pride was not going to let him deny the request that Turles makes.

“Your wife.” Turles bluntly said.

I immediately turned off the TV and listened attentively. There was no way that Turles, my ex from over 10 years ago, wanted to sleep with me again. We were long gone after all. Him and I barely get along. We tend to insult each other and throw our grudges around. It’s not like I could easily get rid of him, he is Bardock’s brother after all.

My husband gets really jealous every time he remembers that I used to date his brother. His brother looks almost identical to him, almost like they are twins, yet they are so different in character. It took me a while to build the courage to intervene with the conversation. It was about me now though, so I had to jump in.

”What? What the hell are you on about Turles? You know we broke up more than 10 years ago!” I interrupted.

“Tch… There’s no way I’m letting you touch my wife!” Bardock yelled with a heavy burst of jealousy flowing through him.

”I want to do it for ONE night, then you can kill me” Turles sarcastically said. ”You lost the bet, Bardock. Be a man and own up to it.” He continued.

”Tch…. Fine….” Bardock hesitantly agreed.

“I know your wife well after all… One can say I’ve explored her body.“ Turles said with a big smirk on his face. “So what do you say, Gine?”.

Though I hated to admit it, it was a tempting offer. Not because I loved Turles, but because I was in heat during that moment.

”I’ll do it.” I said.

“I knew you would do it.”

”Only if Bardock joins us.” I continued.

”Fine. Have it your way.” Turles shockingly agreed.

”Tch…“ Bardock grunted, feeling as though his pride has been stripped away from him. But he could not just not do what the bet said, his pride would not handle that either. I was about to have a threesome with my husband and ex boyfriend…. As weird as it is to say that, a part of me sexually enjoys this idea. All I could think about is how badly I wanted to get spitroasted by these two handsome men whose touch would make me quiver in pleasure. I took off my armor and then removed all my clothes, stripping down in front of both of them. I noticed the lustful looks on their faces, begging for a crumb of my touch. I guess I appeared just as desperate as I too was in heat. Both of them just wanted to prove themselves In a typical male saiyan-fashioned way. Two male saiyans competing for a mate and proving who’d be the better partner.

I saw Turles stripping for the first time, after 10 years of not seeing his bare naked-body, I noticed that it was just as gorgeous as when I first saw it 10 years ago. There were no wrinkles or blemishes, his shape was more defined now as he developed abs, a puffed chest and much more muscular arms and thighs.

Seeing young male saiyans’ bodies always turned me on, but I was never more turned on by anything more than my husband Bardock’s body. From his waist to his six pack to his perfect chest. Every inch of him was perfect. He could easily seduce me with one look, one show of his bare chest and one hug with his sexy muscular arms. Bardock’s thighs were thicker than mine and more muscular. They could crush me in an instant, and I would not complain if they did. His calves were also muscular and his entire body was proportioned flawlessly. The hottest thing about Bardock though, was his face, it is simply beautiful. His big eyes, his small nose, his kissable lips, his charming smile. EVERYTHING about him was perfect. No pun intended. Well…. He does scream that word a lot when he’s in battle.

Bardock stripped down slowly, purposefully doing it to tease me since he knows how much I love his naked body.

”Okay I’m going from the front so I could kiss Gine.” Bardock stated as I started blushing harder than ever.

”I’m going from the back, I’ll make your pussy wetter than he ever could, Gine.” Turles threatened teasingly.

The overwhelm of two men pleasuring me at once took me by surprise and only kept turning me on. I got on my hands and knees as Bardock pulled out his cock and put it close to my mouth. I opened my mouth and put the tip in my mouth until eventually, I inserted all of it in and started sucking slowly. Turles grabbed my ass to position his cock inside me. He slowly inserted his dick inside my pussy and I could feel the pleasure of it going in instantly. I even moaned a little. That stroked his ego.

“Come on Gine, you remember when we used to do this stuff together right? You miss it don’t you?“ My ex said while thrusting into me slowly.

”Mmm~.” I avoided his question, moaning more as an attempt to change the topic with my moans.

”Fuck- Mmm~ yes Gine! You’re doing great!“ Bardock moaned out in pleasure.

“Dammit woman… your pussy feels just as good as the first time I fucked you.”

I grabbed Bardock’s dick to get a better grip and suck him off better. I shoved his dick deeper into my mouth and started sucking as I moaned from the pleasure of Turles’s cock inside my pussy. The pleasure from Turles’s cock only encouraged me to suck Bardock’s dick more. Being spitroasted was new to me, but it felt amazing. We all moaned out as Bardock started to cum in my mouth.

“I’m gonna-“ He said while cumming a huge load into my mouth. I swallowed every single drop like the whore I was for him.

Turles started to spank me and degrade me in ways that actually turned me on. It wasn’t rough spanking or anything, but it was humiliating to say the least, especially in front of my husband. “You’re such a dirty slut!” He yelled while spanking me repeatedly. ”You’re just a cum bucket for us saiyan men. Take it you whore!” He thrusted faster and harder now, causing my eyes to roll back from the pleasure.

Bardock gave me a kiss on the lips as I came and Turles smiled after seeing that I came. That’s because… well back when we were dating, he could never make me cum.

Gine x Bardock NSFW

It has been weeks since Bardock came back and Gine had been impatiently anticipating his return. She would get a hot picture of him and touch herself to it whenever she was in heat. Little did she know, Bardock also had his ways of pleasuring himself to her while she was not around. During missions, late at night, he would hide behind a tree and touch himself to the fantasy of her riding him.

”Finally!” Bardock sighed in relief as he finished his last mission for the month. He finished it early, so he could have more time with Gine. He had definitely been worn out but he could not wait to see his wife after so long. He had not seen her in months after all.

When Bardock walked into Gine’s room, he saw her touching herself and moaning his name. Bardock blushed at the sight and couldn’t help but interrupt her moans.

”G-gine I just wanted to-“

”What are you doing here?!” Gine gasped and stopped touching herself immediately. ”S-sorry that’s not what I meant I had no idea you were coming today I thought you were coming tomorrow! I’m so glad you’re here!” She continued.

“Hey, you know you don’t have to stop, I could help you out you know?” He teased as he smirked at her and put his hands in her pants and started to finger her.

Gine moaned out in pleasure and it immediately put a smile on Bardock’s face.

”You’ve been horny all this time huh?”

“Without you around it’s hard to get turned on you know….”

He blushed and he continued to finger her until she came. Gine panted a lot and thanked Bardock for his wonderful, unexpected gift.

Bardock smiled, “Hehe…. This’ll help us fall asleep tonight.”

Police Officer X Criminal

(someone requested a Cop Bardock x Criminal Gine roleplay)

She was a jet black haired woman with narrow eyes. Her hair was short and her skin was tan, that’s what the description of her wanted profile said anyway. Gine was her name, she has been a wanted criminal for months now.

She was always getting into fights at bars, stealing from stores, stabbing anyone who comes at her. She had two knives that she used so effortlessly, as if she had been a meat butcher for years. Wait… She has been. But more than anything she was smart and a speedy flyer.

After months of looking for her and attempting to arrest her and failing, the Frieza police department decided to bring their strongest cop into the picture, Bardock.

”Officer, we need your help catching this criminal!“

Bardock stared at the picture, analyzed it to memorize her face, and went on his search. It wasn’t hard to find her, by the time he had started his search he had already heard a fight at a bar and decided to find out who it was. Gine. That’s who it was. He barged into the bar and quickly ended the fight, blocking Gine from attacking a man.

”That’s enough. You’re under arrest, woman.” Bardock coldly said.

”Officer! I can explain!“ she pleaded.

”No you can’t now don’t make this harder for you and me!”

Gine did not listen, stubbornly, she quickly ran away and proceeded to fly as fast as she could.

“Tch… You really think you’re gonna get away this time?”

Bardock teleported right in front of her as she bumped into his stiff armor and hit her head.

”OWW!” She screamed in pain. ”Okay I can explain! Please let me-“

Before Gine could finish he started handcuffing her.

”Come on Mr. Handsome Officer…. Let me go…“

“Handso- what is wrong with you?“ He blushed a little while frowning at her. He could not deny that she was attractive and getting a compliment like that was not common, especially not from criminals.

He put her in his car and started driving to the police station.

”Hey mr cop I drank a lot so if I throw up in your car I’m really sorry….”

”Whatever.” He ignored her and kept driving.

”Officer I need to pee!”

”Hold it in till we get there.” He demanded.

”BUT I REALLY NEED TO PEE IM GONNA PEE IN YOUR CAR!” She screamed.

Bardock rolled his eyes and pulled over to a nearby restaurant.

“You can go do your business there… get back here once you’re done.”

“HEY! UNHANDCUFF ME RIGHT NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WIPE?” She complained.

Bardock unhandcuffed her and warned, “you better get back here.”

”OKAY I WILL!“

Gine went to the washroom and spent way longer than she should have. That’s when Bardock got out of the car to check on her.

“Hey! What’s takin’ you so long? Hurry up!“ He yelled across to her.

“THERE IS NO MORE TOILET PAPER! UGH!“ She whined.

”ARE YOU SERIOUS?” He sighed.

Gine got out of the washroom and walked with him to his policecar. She sat down on the passenger’s seat and said, “so where we goin’? McDonald’s?”

Bardock laughed. She might be a criminal but he could not deny that she had a sense of humor.

“Come on! I really want chicken nuggets right now”

“Officer you’re really handsome… I’ll sleep with you if you just let me go!“

Bardock actually paused and thought about it for a second. She was just his type. He loved stubborn women, he loved women who talked back to him and put him in his place. It fed into his male saiyan fantasy of having a woman dominate him. Gine was all of those things. She was stubborn and cruel and brutal when she wanted to be. She had that true female saiyan grit that Bardock desired in a mate. He had never had a mate before and so desperately wanted the opposite of himself.

”Please officer…. you’re really hot I wanna fuck you so badly…”

”H-hot?“ He blushed harder, he could not deny that he was getting horny. All he wanted to do was punish her for it.

“Listen, you wanna fuck? I’ll let you go.” He bluntly told her.

Gine blushed a little and was shocked that he offered.

“Yes! Pull over right now!”

Gine took off her pants and got on her hands and knees. Bardock quickly unzipped his pants and put his cock inside her. That euphoric feeling immediately hit her from the first stroke. Bardock could feel it too. He started thrusting into her while spanking her.

”This is your fucking punishment! Naughty saiyan woman.” He said as he shoved his dick deeper inside her and went faster.

Gine moaned out in pleasure, “Mmm! Yes! Ohh~ yes! Right there! Give me more! Punish me officer!”

”You’re under arrest for being too hot!” He teased her as he continued to pleasure her. Seeing her pleasured only turned him on more.

”Ahh! Yes!!” Gine moaned.

”Dammit…. s-so good…. Mmm“ Bardock moaned out and grunted.

They both came, almost at the same time. Bardock’s stamina was impeccable.

”S-so… Am I free now?” Gine asked, still panting from all the sex.

”No.”

“What? But you said you would let me go!”

”I would never let you go!”’ Bardock angrily, but lovingly, said.

”Wh-what’s that supposed to mean?”

”What I mean is… you’ll always be chained to me. You’ll always be under my arrest. You love gettin’ in trouble and now you’re stuck with me. You’re not gettin’ out easily. I’m gonna marry you. I hope my cock taught you a good lesson.”

Though she just came, she could feel herself getting wet again over what he said.

”I wanted to get in trouble more and more so you’d arrest me…. But now… this is a way better idea… Marry me… Marry me now!“

Bardock nodded and immediately kissed her as he pulled her head closer to his.

“You really are a thief you know that, you stole my heart.”

Gine: Hey Bardock, can you go super saiyan?

Bardock: Yeah? Why? Is someone trying to hurt you?

Gine: No i just think it’s hot 🤤