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1nk333 :

you want me to emphasise with people? the thing that turned will graham into a cannibalistic whore?

yamikakyuu :

Currently parked behind a car with this bumper sticker

gearslips :

rosecrystal :

When someone asks what my hobbies are

being an eldest daughter is just constantly trying to mediate and manage your family's emotional state and I'm tired

dogmotifs :

everything in moderation. except garlic

hold-my-hand-please :

i just think that maybe someone should lay their head on my chest and then we can just talk for a little while. i just think that might be nice

butterflybi-deactivated20220418 :

i love it when people are obsessed with their wives. it’s like yeah that’s literally what you’re supposed to do

sleep3r4gent :

one time I realized "wait, I can just not go" and it was all downhill from there

smolfoxbab :

can’t believe this iconic moment hasnt shown up on my dash yet in light of today

et tu

corgifromspace :

The feminine urge to be the man my father never was

Ngl for a moment I thought we would get a romance between Penelope and Circe and I was super into it

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name :

I was at my cousin’s house for a family barbecue and she shushed us all bc her neighbor ‘The Captain’ was walking by with a dog, and he was just some skinny guy with a long ponytail and a captain’s hat walking an irish wolfhound so we all like ‘what’s the big deal’ but she told us to wait and then like ten minutes later he passed again on his way back to his house but he just…had a different dog. it was like a cocker spaniel. she said every day he leaves the house with the wolfhound and comes back with the tiny dog and she’s never seen them get returned either way. she can never find out where he walks to. shes been watching him for years. my family was freaking the fuck out one of my other cousins looked like he was about to have an aneurysm.  

riarklequeens :

This is comedy gold

ghostkitten69 :

#Both the dogs can shapeshift but they shapeshift into the same guy#so they have to take turns when they go out together

clearly the only logical explanation

forever5hines :

shout out to my fellow Europeans and may you get through Eunice safely!

may all your trees remain upright and your bricks attached to your house

spacedewey :

I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think "It's fucken wimdy" when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.

tikkety-tok :

Charge!

thatidiotagain :

The chicken knocking down the camera makes this 100% better

joey-wheeler-official :

fvmilivr :

cursebearing hips