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g0thcats :

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

orchidvioletindigo :

A black cat crossing your path is actually good luck on account of you get to see a cat

sexual-texts :

“If my mouth doesn’t say it, my face definitely will”

— @thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)

surfandwrite :

*whispers during sex* thanks for temporarily filling my existential emptiness with ur dick

guy :

i should shower soon *lies down for 5 hours*

bob-belcher :

danger :

stability :

chessys :

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

so-pale-girl :

prehistoricmancunt :

person: how are you

me: waiting for death but not seeking it out so i could be worse

sasukepunk :

i need someone to hold my hand and tell me I’m okay cause i feel like I’m fucking breaking

sweeterthananywine :

aw that sucks :(

me as a professional therapist  (via done)

mihgyu :

men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

r-efracted :

lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath

ehunk :

or when they write me a check for $100,000

animalsnaps :

saw a husband tonight trade his plate of food with his wife because she liked what he ordered better & that’s the kind of marriage i want

@thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)

xiaolapcheong-deactivated201806 :

if you have clinical depression and you know it clap your hands

a-screaming-gay :

I would but I don’t have the energy…

nerdaday :

if you have clinical depression and you know it vaguely groan