constantly switching between “this is MY tumblr and i post whatever i want” and “oghg god . oh my god. okh god. okay. im going to talk abt. an interest now. im so sorry.”
My parents' cat is my special girl and the best thing about her is the funny little ritual you have to do with her before she'll let you love on her. She's extremely affectionate, but she's gotta preheat first. She has to pace and talk at you for a while, she has to rub up against every piece of furniture in the vicinity while giving you the side eye, she has to stare at you longingly from five feet away while purring like a motor like I'm almost there- don't leave don't leave don't leave don't leave don'tleavedon'tleavedon't-
eventually- if you are very patient and can keep your hands to yourself while she solves her own intricate riddle- she'll gingerly climb into your lap. Give her a few moments to get settled in and then she'll hit you with the Big Eyes like 'love me?' and then, ONLY THEN, may you sink your fingers into the fluff and marvel at how absurdly soft she is.
This game can take up to thirty minutes and I have never lost once.
#she is 90% fluff and 10% cat and she is full of value and prizes #if you do a REALLY good job wooing her she will make exceptionally painful biscuits on your tummy #*leaves an encounter bleeding in 15 places* wow love is real #cats#OP
sunshiney characters who adore the mean grumpy character, platonically or romantically, but not DESPITE them being mean as if that isn’t who the other “really” is deep down. they love it. they think the other is the funniest cleverest most delightful person alive
if the sunshiney character doesn’t have to cover their mouth up trying not to laugh at every sharp comment, completely altering how everyone else thinks abt the sunshiney character, then what’s the point
that special and immediate bond among people who understand the terror of taking I-85 into Atlanta
#that highway was actually designed specifically to test my prodigious ability to evade harm #*swerves out of the wild path of a tractor-trailer whilst laying on my horn* you think you're the one who gets to kill me? please #greater forces of nature than you have tried sir #your sword shall enter into your own heart #OP
the actual truth is that i’m loved . like regardless of what i achieve, there are people in my life that see my heart. that’s where fortune is. being seen and being loved. so i am rich in this way.
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