[ You become blinded by a beam of light from an indeterminable source. ]

i’m (e)lena i’m 27 i post naruto fanart and i’m mostly intolerable. i delete posts at leisure and i block everyone and anyone who reblogs posts with #d0nt rb

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i don't take commissions but i do have a kofi

my favorite things outside of nrt are ufology, various esoterica, vidy games, eastern europe, history and languages, good movies, and great music.

that beam of light was my mdtb enjoyer laser btw. and you are now afflicted.

                             Welcome to my centrifuge!

kiyooooo2 :

hanchu27 :

/ TRAPPED /

-220524

degenerateville :

Code black…

rauewinde :

obihoe :

madara not giving a shit about who the fuck kakashi is gets even funnier considering that literally every other villain before him did. everyone else was always like wow so youre copy ninja kakashi .. the famous kakashi with the sharingan .. what an honour ... to fight you .. meanwhile madara is like dont care, didnt ask plus youre pathetic and dont deserve that sharingan. anyway. who's ur friend w the bowlcut tho? 😏

obihoe :

the fact that madara was fucking 90 years old before he died but then after his reanimation immediately fucking destroyed the entire shinobi alliance, killed all ninja presidents (all the while complaining about how theyre not enough of a challenge for him which hghhfhgg? hello? who does that?), then went to the next battlefield, collected all the bijuus that obito took years to catch in like 3 seconds and then just. ascended to godhood .. just like that. all in one day, without any adjusting problems is so fucking insane to me like he went from 90 year old bag of bones rotting in a cave to exploding the lid off of his coffin and nerfing hundreds of ninjas in the snap of a finger. he went from depression napping on the couch all day to committing the literal most unforgettable sequence of warcrimes u could ever imagine lol. all in one day! and i mean he did crash and burn and explode into an alien at the end but. he had a pretty good run before that. actually kishimoto HAD to bring in the alien. it was the only way possible for madara to be taken down

american-boyboss :

taxidermiedgarfield :

@canyoukillmecalmly

sanxkei :

I was totally not hornee when I drew this. Just a sketch first.

samurai-ponche-de-frutas :

evilvillain123456789 :

if i had a time machine i would go and kill every single historical figure, good or bad, every single one since the dawn of civilization. come back to the present day and the world looks like Marzipan City from Chowder

me n clickingstranger were talking and.... like honestly the uchiha are the sappiest clan to exist ever, and tbrm being himself is super fussy already cuz hsrm is like that... so like what if tbrm does some perfunctory spiffing up that is completely normal to him, like uchiha-sama you have ash and frayed threads on your clan haori, how unbecoming, and dusts him off but for mdr he is like, this is the nicest thing that anyone has done for me in months. i’m marrying the weirdest senju now. so they are accidentally married, if you will. that would be funny and cute i think. anyway here are my sketches that made me laugh the entire time i did them

toriel-vapes :

mmm this rotisserie chicken is so good (cursed eye glows red) (i don't notice because im in first person)

chaosophia218 :

Four Pentacles of the Moon - “Clavicula Salomonis”, (The Key of Solomon), 14th century. First Pentacle of the Moon “This serveth against all perils and dangers by water, and if it should chance that the Spirits of the Moon should excite and cause great rain and exceeding tempests about the Circle, in order to astonish and terrify thee; on showing unto them this Pentacle, it will all speedily cease.” Second Pentacle of the Moon “This being duly borne with thee when upon a journey…serveth against all attacks by night and against every kind of danger and peril by Water.” Third Pentacle of the Moon “This defendeth thee from all evil sources, and from all injury unto soul or body. Its Angel, Sophiel, giveth the knowledge of the virtue of all herbs and stones; and unto whomsoever shall name him, he will procure the knowledge of all.” Fourth Pentacle of the Moon “It serveth to have answers in sleep. Its Angel Iachadiel serveth unto destruction and loss, as well as unto the destruction of enemies. Thou mayest also call upon him by Abdon and Dalé again.“ 

could-be-anybody :

Hokage Statues

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hilda-cordula :

A skrunkly ass Kakashi

nartbag :

random doodle dump

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