My personal favorites from my little series of alternative canon moments - these are inspired by scenes from Sorbet, Yakimono, Mizumono and The Wrath of the Lamb.
thinking about this... feeling unhinged
as if time or distance is a real concept in the hannibal universe
I hate how far away everything is but how quick the transitions are—
can we get a montage of hannibal angrily switching radio channels to find one good opera song while driving to get his bitch ass empath
"Is Hannibal in love with me?" Bitch he never even brought up the gas money he clearly spent😭
the real suspension of disbelief in hannibal is that anyone from VIRGINIA would drive to MARYLAND at least once a week for a therapy appointment.
The fact that they would have to get on the 495 Beltway between all these places is proof that every single person on this show is UNHINGED.
I just realized Hannibal and Tobias had basically the same conversation as Hannibal and Will, with roles reversed and different outcomes
Hannibal: Just keep it professional. Tobias: Or we could socialize like adults…God forbid we become friendly. Hannibal: I don’t find you that interesting. Tobias: You will.
~~~Hannibal kills him the next day~~~
Hannibal: Ha ha you THOUGHT