hungwy :

"dreams" are a kind of "SLEEP DLC". my friend, it is your duty to "game"...

redlipstickresurrected :

我 aka Iimememe aka Mememe aka Mememe II aka Xuan Hu (based London, England) - Tired inspired by Faig Ahmed, 2021, Paintings

empathwoman :

wafflehousecoffee :

I am the Guts Berserk of this bowling alley with my 20 pound ball, imposing physique, and the way I am tormented by devils (real not metaphorical)

plenilune :

BREAKING NEWS: CAROUSEL BAT EXISTS

hs-ts :

honey the killer from scream is on the phone and he wants to know your pronouns

odekirk :

i'm unhappy

tiktokstowatch :

0utoftouchthursday-deactivated2 :

honestly? hot girl shit

dykedragons :

kamoi :

depsidase :

choreomaniia :

im not a native speaker so everything in english sounds funny to me but few things have been as funny as "fuck it we ball"

choreomaniia :

this is, to me, one of the funniest images that ever floated around the internet

unholyverse :

this is the greatest official mcr merch design of all time

anotherdayforchaosfay :

I once had a neighbor who was thoroughly convinced their indoor/outdoor cat never strayed further than a couple houses around. As proof, she put a GPS tracker and little camera on her cat. 24 hours later she had the proof she didn't want. Her cat went as far as a mile away, into the nearby woods where their were coyotes and other predators that would a snack of her cat. Her cat crossed the interstate several times, went to a construction site, and various other places that had me surprised her cat was still alive.

The following week was full of them building a catio and enriching their home. The cat became an indoor cat and chilled out very happily in the catio. They spent the summer harness and leash training their cat as well.

Oh, and the cat killed over a dozen birds and didn't eat any of them in the single day my owner tracked them with the camera and GPS. They had been going out daily for over a year. Imagine a cat killing 12 birds a day, everyday, for just a year. That devastates the local bird population and leads to the extinction of entire species.

Enrich your home, install a catio, get a few cat trees/towers, play with your cat, and they'll live long healthy lives. No worries about some random person killing them with poison or shooting them, no worries about them getting hit by a car, no worries about destroying the local ecosystem. My cats are 17 and 15 years old, 100% indoors their entire lives, and they're happy.

Oh and since avian flu aka bird flu is spreading, please remember that it kills animals that eat the contaminated meat. That means if a cat kills an infected bird and eats it, they will get sick and die.

headspace-hotel :

cats can die of the bird flu

mapsontheweb :

The US if areas of states were scaled to be proportional to their population size.

yupuffin :

#the united states after the Wyoming Black Hole Catastrophe (via @pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird)

teamaqua :

my mom is helping me job hunt and when i told her my dream job is to sit in one place and sort stuff by color all day she made a really disgusted face and said “you want to work on a fucking assembly line?” like yeah

anastacialy :

not to philosophize on your personal post or whatever but this really illustrates the problem with capitalism because there's literally nothing wrong with working in an assembly line—other than, of course, the way the workers are treated.

you (and me, let's be honest, because i would love to have a job like that) not only deserve to sort things by color all day but to also be treated with dignity and get paid a thriving wage for that work, and i am so very confused by why that's a controversial statement.

the best job i ever had was making cushions for packages out of tissue paper. just over and over and over again. i had the best time doing that. it just would have been nice if it wasn't ten hour shifts without air conditioning or seating.

amygdalan-arm :

I loooove responding to texts with the thumbs up emoji. It's like the emoji form of saying "on it boss"

kunosoura :

me and the single person seeding the torrent I’m downloading