rslashrats :

moosespores :

awoo :)

havin a lil dance in the desert for @inneskeeper

whitepeopletwitter :

Embrace the void

ruinedchildhood :

tiktoksthataregood-ish :

sisyphusshrugged :

everybody gangsta til that which was once prophesized comes to pass

tanuki-kimono :

Stained glass umbrella by YOU+MORE! I am not sure if it is suitable for sunshade use by oh god this is so pretty!!!!

empathwoman :

stayuglystayangry-deactivated20 :

do not meet up with anyone from Massachusetts in real life

they could very well be a medium regular ice coffee from dunkin donuts

opaqe-art :

The gang’s all here!

banjo-bugs :

columbo cinematic universe

natalieironside :

I think what's wrong with me is that my dad loved making boiled peanuts but when you say "boiled peanuts" in a thick Mississippi Delta accent it sounds like "bald penis" and we were forbidden from acknowledging that

natalieironside :

My dad, internally: "The children must be fed nutriment. I have in my possession a very large pot and a propane burner; I shall make a sojourn to the grocer's and procure peanuts."

My dad, aloud: "'Ey, y'all wansum bald penis?"

natalieironside :

All of us, internally: "Ah yes, such a delectable summertime treat that will be."

All of us, aloud: "'Ey, shitchea. Daddy boutta bal up some bald penis!"

jaubaius :

When some lemurs running in reverse…

roguetelemetry :

ndiecity :

Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game

withathorn :

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virtualherovranger :

In her infinite wisdom mother nature gave the humble pistol shrimp a delightfully colorful shell and a plasma cannon to destroy its enemies

this-is-wild :

Ringed seal (Ole Jørgen Liodden)

dimetrodone :

This looks the some sort of strange landscape of an alien moon taken by satellite 

should-be-sleeping :

I've never been so suspicious in my life.

should-be-sleeping :

The grocery store and I have no idea what is going on. Place looks like Bruce Banner couldn't find the one thing he came for.

should-be-sleeping :

It's gotten more threatening somehow.

randomencounters :

Place: you’re wandering through the market and discover a series of handwritten signs saying “MEAT ->”