jame7t :
Yeah you think you’re a twink? 🤨 where’s your plasma cannon?
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jame7t :
CRASS IMPLICATIONS! Guards, take this creature to a scary room.
Oops! turns out the Catholics have been reading the Bible wrong this whole time and Jesus’ real name is “Cringe Bitch.” We reached out to the pope for comment but he killed himself with a missile.
glamses :
The Roman Missile that is
Nope. 9M14 Malyutka. Set up the little suitcase across the room and just blew himself to pieces. It’s on TikTok.
I don’t think TicTok should host people blowing up
probably
pruane2 :
"Try not to moan" and "you moan, you lose" challenges should start popping up all over YouTube and Facebook and when you click on it should be 10 - 15 minute compilations of increasingly scrumptious looking sandwhiches Beeing constructed
If there’s wet dreams then there’s probably wet nightmares
pussy so good i got scared For the rest of my life
Rejoice! Salvation Is Free, Just Accept Jesus Into Your Life Today!
my posts arent that bad
i know all about allistic people. they really love loud sudden noises and bad textures
i don't respect anybody who tags my catboys baseball post as blaseball but i DO respect everyone who tags it as ds9
people always say stuff like “this company just did this dumb bullshit to distract from their unethical treatment of their employees” but i think in reality it’s more like with any given company, especially triple-A gaming companies, there’s like a 90% chance that they are simultaneously treating their employees unethically and doing some dumb bullshit all the time
kaelio :
still amazes me that by season 45 or whatever, Supernatural was being exclusively watched by delusionally hopeful women with flamingo-salinity tolerance for bad writing and the creators still couldn’t pander to them because maybe there was 1 straight guy out there still accidentally watching it
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