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caffeeshortcake :

i dont know what to say

orignal:

More notes on the replacement Ingo thing: Zoroark /can/ speak normally when disguised as humans, but I imagine Zingo to speak in stilted, rudimentary phrases.  It’s got all of Ingo’s catchphrases and speeches memorized, but Emmet usually does the rest of the talking for it :/

Looks like he finally remembered 👍

hoofpeet :

Thinking about the angst potential of Emmet hearing ingo try to remember him and h÷ just like it's me. I'm Emmet I'm EMmet

Was actually thinking abt emmet trying to puzzle out what ingos thinking about while hearing him go 'eve?? En? Engo??? Enby??' And being like ?? What Is he doing . Until he hears ingo go 'why can't I remember his name..?? :['

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Thinking about the angst potential of Emmet hearing ingo try to remember him and h÷ just like it's me. I'm Emmet I'm EMmet

Was actually thinking abt emmet trying to puzzle out what ingos thinking about while hearing him go 'eve?? En? Engo??? Enby??' And being like ?? What Is he doing . Until he hears ingo go 'why can't I remember his name..?? :['

did ingo have the telepathy thing too? how did he deal with a familiar voice chiming in his head randomly?

Emmet: I want burger king :/

Ingo: god same. Wait what the fuck is burger

[Arceus goes back to blocking all incoming messages]

Guy and his daughter <3

I can imagine Emmet constantly trying to piece together what is going on and probably super confused every time Lady Sneasler has a litter of kits.

Emmet: "Okay maybe he does have a wife people still get married without fu-

Ingo: "My daughter"

Emmet: "I mean adoption is still a thing-"

Ingo: "Bravo my lady! they all have your eyes!"

Emmet: "Okay what the fuck Ingo I'm out here deep in depression and your out there getting more laid than me- AND HOW MANY TIMES IS YOUR POISONOUS WIFE GONNA GIVE BIRTH JESUS CHRIST MAN"

Ingo never actively acknowledges that his 'wife' is a pokemon but keeps dropping hints like. Haha we both have Grey hair that's cool :]

And emmet finally reunites with him and asks about his wife only for ingo to be like ?????? Huh. And then he's like. Yknow..... lady sneasler? Your wife who keeps poisoning you and your 5 kids? And ingo takes a second to process that b4 laughing so hard he passes out

Wait I've been confused

Is Akari Ingo's adoptive daughter?

I mean in game I don't think he even acknowledges the player character past a few brief interactions but alot of people like to imagine them as an adoptive uncle/dad + daughter relationship

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ingo: my dearest gamer daughter wont stop dying to fall damage from trying to skyrim horse up the highlands instead of climbing like i taught her :'( shes ok but it takes a while for her to walk back from her spawnpoint every time

emmet: ?!?????

Akari: Falls 50 feet down a sheer cliff face and dies instantly

Ingo: lol get owned

Twin telepathy (except it only goes one way b/c God decided to separate the do not separate’s)

emmet with whore gloves and a keyhole sweater?

Summer uniforms !

Thoughts on emperor Belos from toh?

I hate him ! But also he's pretty interesting as a villain <3 I think the concept of a villain who [spoilers ?] sacrifices everything in a misguided attempt to 'help' their family whilst hurting everyone else around them and actively turning their back on redemption is pretty interesting

emmet with whore gloves

Emmet with whore gloves <3

hey! i hope its okay if i ask, what brush and program do you use for your non-mspaint submas art?

Clip studio paint + usually the default markers or these ones V

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