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Well, I gave into my own impulses this once.

This is an incorrect quote / shitpost blog for @dis--parity​!

If you want some incorrect quotes pertaining to your muse, send me an ask saying ‘!!!’ I’ll give you five incorrect quotes right off the bat - and i’ll take it as permission to write any quotes I can that remind me of our muses as future posts!

Alex: Gosh, Sully looks so deep in thought... I wonder what's on his mind right now?

Sullivan's thoughts: Aluminimum. Amilumimum? Amiliumim? Alumimun???? Allamanum. Aluminamunimum.

Alex: what the fu-

Alex: -uuuuuuuuuudge.

Sullivan: ...?

Alex: I- sorry, I feel like I can’t cuss in front of you. Do you cuss? Can you say a cuss word please?

Sullivan: Oh, uhm... sure.

Sullivan: Fuck.

Alex, holding in laughter: Thank you. I love you.

Sophie: Well... I can at least get you some food now you're here. What would you like?

Garis: Eh, we'll be happy with a bit of upsasuke.

Sophie: What is... what is upsasuke?

Garis, doing xir best Sasuke voice: Tch... nothing of your concern.

Sophie, texting: Hello, miss Cloutier, I hope your evening has been most enjoyable... would you care to receive some artful photographs of my nude form?

Alex: why do you sext like Jigsaw

Alex: What would you say one of your biggest weaknesses is?

Sophie: I find that I often focus more on the semantics of a question, rather than the pragmatics.

Alex: C- could you give me an example?

Sophie: I certainly could.

Aito: So, you and Leah are dating? How'd that happen?

Alex: Well-... I think it all set into motion when we were cooking together once, and- I tried to tell her 'good job' but I accidentally said 'good girl' instead.

i hold out my hand, quotes please, quotes -

Quotes for you!!!!!!!! // Welcome!

Sophie: I made tea. Theo: I don’t want tea. Sophie: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea. Theo: Then why the hell’re you tellin’ me? Sophie: It is a conversation starter. Theo: Pretty crappy conversation starter. Sophie: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

Sophie: [watching some kids run by and play with Souji’s dogs] Sophie: Ahhh, to be young... Garis: Felt that. Garis: ... wait, you’re only twenty, what the fuck are you- we’re only twenty-five--

Theo: [gives Sophie a baked treat on the house] Sophie: Goodness, thank you! You know, despite what Alex says about you, I think you're really rather nice. Alex: A- are you trying to start shit?!

Sophie, frustrated: Okay, who the fuck- Souji: Hey! Language! Sophie: Ahem. Whom the fuck-

Yeong-Hui: Listen. If you wanna be an effective sapphic, you gotta learn how to flirt with the women who run through your mind all day. Yeong-Hui: You gotta practice your pickup lines, girl. Hit me with the best ya got. Sophie: Ah, erm... you are pretty. Yeong-Hui: Yeah, I know. Now, c’mon, pickup lines.

Aito, seeing a dog: Puppy! Puppy!!!

Aito, seeing a service dog: Oh.... MISTER puppy...

Neff, leaving Yeong-Hui a voice message: Heeeey, I haven't heard from you in a while! I'm starting to think you're just using me for random, hot make out sessions!

Neff: Which I'm not entirely opposed to but still, gimme a call.

Garis: This is Neff. Not our partner, she's our, uh...

Nefeloma: Carer.

Garis: Yes, our carer. She cares so we don't have to.

Alison: Honestly, some women turn on other women WAY too easily, y'know?

Yeong-Hui: ... my lesbian ass did NOT hear that correctly.

Alex: Cassie, I-... I gotta have a word with you.

Cassie: Oh, are you gonna arrest me?

Alex: Uh-... no, quite the opposite.

Cassie: ...

Cassie: I'm gonna arrest you???

Wren: [using differently-shaped glasses at the dinner table to play music]

Gilmore: Excuse me. There are other people at this table.

Wren: Oh, right, sorry.

Wren, to the dinner guests: Any requests?

Alex: I- I've... kinda been crushing on someone for a while, but- I'm worried about telling you who it is, 'cause... you're not gonna like it.

Vivian: Come on, Lexy! Just rip the bandage off!

Alex: W- well... it's you.

Vivian: ... I'm not dealing with this. Put the bandage back on.

Leah: [bangs a pen on the desk out of frustration]

Alex: Hey- stop that! How d'you think you'd feel if I banged YOU on the desk out of frustration?!

Leah: ...

Leah: 😳

Alex: Vivian, are you-- are you reading a romance novel?

Vivian: Yeah? I've been looking at all this love and affection stuff and it's, like... the kinkiest shit I've ever seen?! Have I been going about this all wrong?

Alex: W- well... are you saying you wanna go on a date sometime?

Vivian, flushing: I always knew you were a perverted degenerate, Lexy...