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victorfrankensteinsuggestion :

Whatever *succumbs*

apricops :

every king in the Middle Ages: it’s really important that I don’t die because I don’t have an heir and if something were to happen to me, the whole kingdom would be thrown into civil war

every king in the Middle Ages: anyway time to go CHASE WILD BOARS WITH A POINTY STICK

frog-and-toad-are-friends :

the eternal masculine dichotomy of “I must preserve my bloodline, for it is the most powerful and special on Earth” and “I am too powerful to ever die”

ed-longshanks :

this is why they are

Kings

sundazenmoonlight-deactivated20 :

goodreadss :

Pierre Emile Gabriel Lelong (24 March 1908 – 29 June 1984)

thebootydiaries :

*it starts raining*

me: yes

*lighting appears*

me: yES

*thunders explode*

me: YES

*raining intensifies*

me: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

iloveu :

x

grunge-k :

neckkiss :

via weheartit

ps1 :

goodreadss :

delta-breezes :

everythingfox :

Everything on hold ‘til fox says so

scumfuckus :

i will say the funniest thing i’ve ever fucking seen on a tv soap is when my mum was watching holby city (british medical drama) many many years ago and there was this one really arrogant anaesthetist and he was bragging about something or other while holding a charged defibrillator pad in each hand and triumphantly clapped them together and just straight up electrocuted himself and fucking died. it was supposed to be like a serious scene but nothing i’ve ever watched since has surpassed that level of comedy

toolmutual :

it’s so much fucking funnier than i remember

paradoxicalgoblin :

fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva :

so-doggone-funny :

gotta keep em on their toes

goodreadss :

everythingfox :

Boots with the fur

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