Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant
this is literally the funniest comment this video could have
mario cast reacts to you being sentenced to life in prison
mario: “thats-a too bad [y/n]… so long gay bowser!”
peach: “thats just terrible [y/n]! i’ll back you a fucking cake”
bowser: “the justice system is inherently flawed lets escape to my castle and have SEX!!! yar har har!!!! >:)”
yoshi: “why did you do it. WHY did you take the chaos emeralds. ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!” *kisses you in frustration with a lot of tongue* *baliff drags him out of the courtroom*
toad: “i can and will kill for you [y/n] just say a name and i’ll see it through i dont fuck around prison won’t stop me and it won’t stop you”
wario: “You cant go to prison [y/n]!!! I’m…… i’m pregnant. And its yours” *gets an abortion while your n prison* “i got an a-bor-tion”
waluigi: “god all of this court business has got my cock simply throbbing!!! Waluigi time ;)”
daisy: “BALIFF!! Whack his pee pee!!!!”
this is significantly more funny now that the gif of wario’s ass was redacted by tumblr staff
People who like rocks see cool rocks everywhere. People who like birds see interesting birds everywhere. The tree on your yard could be an exceptional specimen. The world around you could be amazing and magical, but you aren’t enough of a nerd to see it.
Excuse me?! Is this an oil painting animation?! WTF?!
All I can think of is all the painters making Vanitas still life works in 16th/17th-century Netherlands who would be crapping their pants over this
effect of my parental abuse: I HATE intrusive noise. The sound of a door unlocking (even if it’s just my roommate). Just knocking. Footsteps in the morning sounding too close to my door. The sound of cars pulling up. The ding on my phone when they contact me. I associate it with the Vague and Uncomfortable Badness. Even at college, I hear that unlocking noise and my whole body habitually tenses up. I wish for the day that that sound no longer scares me but means that someone I love is here.