FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
what was yesterday, cat?
I’m not missing it this year.
[ID: Screenshot of a Youtube video titled Raccoon Birthday Party. The video is filmed with an old camera in low, grainy quality, and shows a raccoon in a powder blue party hat and a matching shirt sitting at a table. It has a paw on the flower-printed tablecloth. There appears to be a brown food in front of the raccoo, like a cake. On the right corner of the video, the video is dated, “PM: 6:04, MAY 25 1997.” END ID ]