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rosalitadiazz-deactivated202003 :

imagination :

iconictiktoks :

good-girl-gone-exo :

I love this audio with a passion

popsun :

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

good-ho-mens :

Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if she’s gay. I told him he should ask her because that’s not my place and he said he would.

I thought that would be the end of it.

Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (she’s bi) and that both of us have a shot. I said “You more than me.” because he’s attractive and popular. 

But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked, “Because I’m tall?’

spookysk4ryskeletons :

you have found a himbo!!

zabije :

person: do you have tumblr?

me: yes

person: whats your url?

me: no

1st-1 :

The first humans sent on a voyage to another solar system might be greeted by humans who were sent later using faster space ships.

avantgardeners :

katreus :

flowerfistandbestialwail :

In a simple experiment, researchers at the University of Chicago sought to find out whether a rat would release a fellow rat from an unpleasantly restrictive cage if it could. The answer was yes.

The free rat, occasionally hearing distress calls from its compatriot, learned to open the cage and did so with greater efficiency over time. It would release the other animal even if there wasn’t the payoff of a reunion with it. Astonishingly, if given access to a small hoard of chocolate chips, the free rat would usually save at least one treat for the captive — which is a lot to expect of a rat.

The researchers came to the unavoidable conclusion that what they were seeing was empathy — and apparently selfless behavior driven by that mental state.

“A New Model of Empathy: The Rat” by David Brown, Washington Post

thewhisperinglady :

OH MY.

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch :

this just in: rats are more humane than humans

thefingerfuckingfemalefury :

They Are Gentle Little Souls <3

whokilledlordmorley :

Good sweet rats wish to help!

thefingerfuckingfemalefury :

LITTLE BUDDIES <3

polyamorouspixie :

Selfishness isn’t natural. The survival of a species relies on cooperation. Under a different economic model humans would be completely unsurprised by the rats’ behaviour.

sweetd3lights :

 © All rights reserved by Lars van de Goor  

teamnowalls :

this is literally how i dance

askinfresh :

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

sanpellegrino-s :

she did that

e4rthy :

Rope Bridge Photograph Sapa, Vietnam by Skip Nall 

adderbelly :

Secret pools

kingsoftomorrow :

Valley peace.

Bernese Alps, Switzerland. August, 2018.

gestopft-deactivated20200103 :

is this what the kids are listening to these days?

stevedusa :

Took me a while to identify what in the world the other brass was till I realized it wasn’t.

beelzibubbles :

Someone even transcribed it!

abakkus :

jesus god someone transcribed this i can’t believe it

(for those of u who are new to my house: my cousin is the one playing the chair)

elodieunderglass :

Transcript for the hearing impaired:

TOOT scoot scoot TOOT scoot scoot

cherryblossomeatingdinosaur :

I love this so much

brilliantlyhorrid :

knitmeapony :

This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen

albinotopaz :

beeftea78-deactivated20200113 :

Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory