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until now my brain has insisted on keeping the wip neat and proper, however i was VERY tired and just wanted to roughly outline what’s happening and

osedaxed :

i think the evil ones should kiss

in today’s episode of postcorpsening: the wip, jin guangyao thinks about piss

eldritch-elrics :

@qi-ling forced me to post this

gusu-emilu :

I FOR ONE THINK THE FROG IS A PLUS

qi-ling :

HAVE MERCY ON THE FROG

hehe... yesterday i managed to read like 1.75 pages, today: five!!! it’s... not many at all but each page has me make one and a half page of new vocab, so... but god it’s so fucking fun

niihani :

dejaysus :

Spimp

[ID: four pictures of blue ink wash paintings of neocaridina shrimp from my shrimp tank. The first page has gestural and minimalistic studies of swimming shrimp inspired by Qi Baishi's shrimp art. The other three are more detailed studies of single shrimp standing still. The last one is of a shrimp carrying eggs, rendered in scratchy blue biro with a splashy ink wash overlaid. End ID]

this is rather funny considering one of my last posts but i just can’t NOT find jgy’s revenge fucking... amazing. iconic. wonderful in its cruelty. before or after, never in his life jgy has done something like this. dude must be soaked to the bone in hatred juice. angered silly. jgy did it like this because if he got a good sharp stone and just bashed it against his father’s skull until there wasn’t much left it STILL wouldn’t be enough. s o a k e d like a poached pear in red wine. and yet he laughs!! sarcastically asks if his father is enjoying his gift!!! and as we find out in villainous friends jgy probably comes up with this plan on the spot, since he asks xy to take a nice short trip to yunmeng and tidy up a place for him. most likely it took him a couple of days max, since a-yao is pure efficiency. delight. delight

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses :

overwhelmed by the comedy of Dracula learning to cook & perform light housekeeping in order to convince His Good Friend Jonathan that there are invisible servant lurking in the background. And then it turns out Dracula is an excellent cook! to the point Jonathan remarks upon it in his diary!

How did this happen! Where did Dracula learn Home Economics???

daeod0n :

The request was filled hastily but to the best of my ability I sacrifice this work to the pink blob

lucy i, uh, wish you a very three husbands, but... “even by a black man”, girl, really?

i noticed this very weird thing. namely that if you spend all your time reading one book, the time for other things runs out? what the fuck? anyone else has experienced that???

it’s interesting that it’s been specifically said that both meng shi and sisi used to be very popular and in-demand in their job. meng shi’s client was jin guangshan himself, sisi had found herself a rich merchant and there was even talk of taking her as a wife. even mo xuanyu’s mother (although her position wasn’t comparable to two sex workers), while not as favoured by her family as the future madam mo, had been jin guangshan’s beloved lover, lavished with gifts.

and then they’ve lost their popularity, and people weren’t tolerating their fancy-schmancy “education”, who does she think she is. and then they got their faces carved by a lawful wife, to show that whore where her place is, try to find clients now, ha. and then the rich guy left them with a kid, because of course, what else was she expecting, stupid girl.

and sisi, i don’t think she had any exciting prospects for the future now, and she knew it, but meng shi and second lady mo? they had hope, they waited patiently, they believed that life would reward them for their suffering, reward them for their hard work raising their children to be good men, future great cultivators.

and then life said “lmfao! L + ratio + die in a figurative ditch, all hopes broken, detested by everyone you know”

it’s aaaaaalmost like life just sucks when you’re not powerful and influential. it’s allllllmost like people don’t give a shit about “hard work” and “sincerity” and “good intentions”, if you’re a stupid woman then you’re a stupid woman, if you’re a whore then you’re a whore! you don’t matter, no one cares what happens to you (and also you’re dirty and probably carry seventeed different diseases, ew, eugh). and the same goes for your possible children and people stupid enough to associate with you. you could read and write in ten languages, sing, play the pipa upside down with your eyelashes and a xiao with your ass, both at the same time, you could find a way to turn rocks to gold but you’d still, always, be pathetic and dirty.

but you should appreciate what you have, and not strive for more. when people offer you kindness, trust in them and don’t demand safety, because rich influential men are known for their steadfastness. just sit the fuck down and don’t even think about having “ambitions”, and if anyone insults you, don’t even think about being mad at them or retaliating :-)

oh my god i have no idea how i didn’t notice this before but aside from using polite language, jiang cheng uses... a humble personal pronoun 私め (watakushime)...

new favourite word: 粗相 (sosou). just LOOK at it. what the hell. it means “carelessness, careless mistake, blunder”. or “to wet/soil oneself”. to avoid that, the jiang disciple led sisi and bicao to a guest residence.

i know the fandom’s idea of jgy is like... 0% based in how jgy really is and 100% based in what people think would be funny, but WHERE did jgy being weird about lxc come from? as in, being jealous when other people dare to talk to him, or acting soooo smug that he snatched the #1 bachelor. like where did it all come from

huh, i was just talking about the thor 4 trailer to a friend yesterday, and today there’s a new one! definitely more happening in this one, yes

hhhhhggrghhnnn