TPoH: Update!

Yes I made it for the Sunday deadline but I am only updating when I can, so we are not exactly back to a one a week update schedule just yet. It just uh, happened that I finished this on time.

Update here on the TPoH website!

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Hey for that 17776 post you reblogged, would you mind tagging that with a unreality tag warning and a jumpscare warning too? Didn't know what to expect clicking on the link but it did not feel very pleasant. No hate to you! Just thought you should put some for others that might feel the same

OH MAN I am so sorry I will do that right away

shinolavolume1 :

fxckhaus :

daughter-of-sapph0 :

op link the fucking article

fxckhaus :

https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football enjoy reading about football :)

daughter-of-sapph0 :

thanks. what the fuck

bigbigtruck :

reread this late last night/this morning after 5 years and it hits even better and harder now. god it’s so good

derinthescarletpescatarian :

OKAY LISTEN,

spoonwizardd :

wizard cackling maniacally and scrawling a horrible curse in an ancient tome bound in human skin but they're using a glitter gel pen with a feather

bastardsorcerer :

wizard chuckling darkly and inscribing an inscrutable hex in blood onto a page but they’re writing in a pink bedazzled journal that reads “MY DIARY” in bright cursive

jaubaius :

Basel Zoo, Switzerland

baybmetal :

@afro-elf

ralfmaximus :

Artist

blueandbluer :

Oh they look so pleased with themselves at the end. 😍

sewerfight :

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

boostergoldsmissingarm :

Diversity win! The cop that won’t stop hounding you until you accidentally incriminate yourself in the elaborate murder you committed is 5’6”

vanilla-bean-buttercream :

So there's this plastic turtle we have outside our school that tells cars to slow down. My kids have always asked me why I don't have a husband, and I got tired of telling them because I didn't want one, so I pointed to him and said, "That dude. That's my husband."

This has been a running joke for two years now. All the kids know the plastic turtle outside the school is my husband. He doesn't have a name, just Miss Cat's husband.

Today was really windy, and the turtle dude fell over. I was taking a kid out to his mom, and he saw it on the ground and went, "Oh look, your husband died."

So I said, "Oh darn. Looks like I'm single again."

And without skipping a beat, he goes, "I'll be your husband."

Mom is standing there trying not to laugh as I got down on my knees, took the kid's hands in mine, and said, "Thanks for the offer, bud, but no thank you. We'll just pick that guy up so he can start being my husband again."

So the kid runs over, picks the turtle up, and goes "Good morning, husband! You're not dead anymore. Good job."

beardedmrbean :

memewhore :

vohumanah :

*mistakes you for what you are not and so too foreshadows that which you will become* whoops sorry dude

heedra :

not to oversimplify an extremely complex discipline but if i had to pick one tip to give people on how to have more productive interactions with children, especially in an instructive sense, its that teaching a kid well is a lot more like improv than it is like error correction and you should always work on minimizing the amount of ‘no, wrong’ and maximizing the amount of ‘yes, and?’ for example: we have a species of fish at the aquarium that looks a lot like a tiny pufferfish. children are constantly either asking us if that’s what they are, or confidently telling us that’s what they are. if you rush to correct them, you risk completely severing their interest in the situation, because 1. kids don’t like to engage with adults who make them feel bad and 2. they were excited because pufferfish are interesting, and you have not given them any reason to be invested in non-pufferfish. Instead, if you say something like “It looks a LOT like a tiny pufferfish, you’re right. But these guys are even funnier. Wanna know what they’re called?” you have primed them perfectly for the delightful truth of the Pacific Spiny Lumpsucker

creatrixanimi :

I forgot to post more of my submas/nimbasa trio 20s au doodles here so here’s a doodle dump.

slutforwings :

i took 3 years of film classes and i still don't fucking understand how the camera obscura works. thats magic to me idc

slutforwings :

this? sorcery. they should arrest this guy

slutforwings :

people explaining this to me are missing the point. yes i know its a physics thing. i know our eyes work the same way. however. i simply believe light shouldn't work like that

dreamychocolateprincess :

how tf

themonstersmistresss :

What if Batman Villain’s were the cool kind of criminals and Batman was the cool kind of vigilante that lets certain things slide and Jim Gordon was allowed to be the cool grandpa he was meant to be.