You think this is a joke? A JOKE?
No, this is The native Finnish God of Love, Lempo. Demonic and monstrous, and capable of possessing people, driving them insane with love.
Call him in with a right love spell and he’s more than happy to help you.
“Hey y/n where’s … Oh my *falls down*Ummm … Btw … You look gorgeous ”
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“Y/n did you see my … *Closes his eyes with hands* I’m really sorry about this . Let’s just forget about it … Okay my dear…”
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“Umm y/n will you like … Oh … I’m sorry *close his eyes* I wanted to ask . Would you like to drink tea or coffee ? If you want then come in the kitchen”
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“Y/n did you see my swor- Oh . Sorry about that … By the way . Did you see my sword ? No ? Okay I’ll leave .”
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“Human … Uhh … That’s how human looks without their clothes … And … I need to go … Yeah. Bye ”
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“Oh … I’m so-sorry … Don’t b-be mad at m-me … I didn’t mean i-it . Sorry ”
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“Well y/n I wanted to ask- Ohh … Well what I wanted to ask … I don’t remember . Maybe if I go away , I will remember … Bye …”
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“Hey … Where are you … Oh … Hello there beautiful , what y'all doing tonight ?”
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“Y/n you know where is my … Fuck … I need to wash my eyes with bleach right ? ”
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“Y/n ? Oh god . Close your door when you change mate! What if someone else came in the room ? Huh … What will you do then ”
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“Y/n ? Oh … Would you like to drink tea with me ? Just come downstairs and we could drink one …”
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“… *Walks though the wall *”
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