Penelope: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Callisto, standing on top of multiple bodies of Eckart knights, holding a half-dead Derrick by his neck: I do.
Penelope, crosses her arms, waits impatiently:
Also Callisto: *sweats nervously, avoids her gaze*
Callisto: Human life is meaningless just end it already.
Penelope *Existing*
Callisto: Nevermind. If anyone touches that woman I’ll end the world.
Og!Penelope: [gets a papercut]
VADD fandom, tearing up: haven’t you been through enough?
Penelope: I'm going to be away for a while
Callisto: Ok I'm not gonna miss you or anything and I'm gonna be perfectly fine if you leave me here all alone
Penelope:...
Penelope: Are you crying?
Callisto with teary eyes: N O
Cedric: I think the Crown Prince really likes Princess Eckart.
Emperor: Where did you even get that idea from, sir Porter?
Cedric remembers seeing Callisto trying to seduce Penelope by wrapping his arms around the princess while whispering something in her ear. Whatever he whispered, it left Penelope blushing slightly:... It’s just a hunch.
Judith * in trears*: I want my mommy !
Me : I want your mommy too
Judith : What
Me : w h a t
Judith: Dad why did you fall in love with mom
Callisto while smiling fondly at the memories: She roasted my ass so freaking hard it was hella hot
Penelope: *roasts Callisto and then leaves*
Callisto: *starts hearing wedding bells*
*after the first proposal*
Callisto: That’s when I thought to myself, ‘Don’t think, Callisto. Act.’
Cedric: So you weren’t thinking.
Callisto: Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.
Penelope: What are you in the mood for?
Callisto: World domination.
Penelope: That's a bit ambitious.
Callisto: You are my world.
Penelope: Aww...
Callisto:
Penelope:
Callisto:
Penelope: OH.
*Argument between Reynold & Penelope*
Penelope: What are you, nine?
Reynold *snorting a laugh*: Nine inches taller than you.
Penelope:....
Reynold: I'm sorry, please don't kill me.
Penelope: I'm cold.
Reynold: What? [removes coat] I TOLD you to bring more layers but you DIDN’T listen, and now [piles scarves on her] I’VE got to make sure you don’t freeze to death! [takes someone else’s hat] How long have you been cold ??? You should’ve said something sooner, dumbass! If you get sick then that's your fault!
Cale: [blinks]
Alberu: Amazing, spectacular, never the same, one of a kind, talented, magnificent, the yin to my yang, light of my eyes, the most heroic man I’ve ever known-
how Cale and Alberu communicate to annoy each other
Alberu: [breathes]
Cale: Flawless, fantastic, incredible, show-stopping, the love of my life, the light of my darkness, the sun of my world-
TCF Summary Arc by Arc (Part 4/8)
Every TCF story arc in a nutshell
Volume 4: chapters 300-399
Whipper VS Mogoru Round 2 – Attack on Titan x Fullmetal Alchemist Crossover! Cale: (Alright, just pretending to be on the Empire's side to backstab them later. No prob-) Raon: Honte is a zombie Cale: Wait what The Ancient Powers: And that's black magic disguised as alchemy Cale: What The Ancient Powers: Also those golems are made out of people's souls Cale: WHAT Litana: *video-calling* And the Empire is attacking the Jungle at this very moment! Cale: *flips the table* Well f*** this s*** Adin: Wha-? Cale: *chokes Adin* HEY LOOK EVERYONE, THIS GUY IS POSSESSED BY BLACK MAGIC The Empire's Soldiers: *confused as hell* The Empire's VIPs: (…well s***) The Sun Twins: *enter* The Empire's VIPs: (Oh f***!) Cale: *burns the golems* Adin: So it WAS you! Cale: Yeah, obviously b****. And whoever's controlling Honte is the real Tower Master right Honte: Bhuaha, fools, you shall all die! *blows up* Cale: *saves the day with a holy-looking shield* Everyone: *stops fighting out of shock* The Ancient Powers: Cale why did you do that?? You have a freaking dragon Cale: Reasons…? The Ancient Powers: You lying tsundere. Just admit you care Cale: Never Clopeh: *recording everything in the background* ✨Legend…!✨ Cale: Now let's go to the Jungle- *faints* [Enemy Adin Fled the Battle!] [You won! You earned the trust of the Empire's Sun God believers!] *Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 13 (Double Combo!)*
Saving the Jungle Round 2 – Naruto x Encanto Crossover! Tasha: Young master Cale, we dark elves sure love free dead mana and all, but this is just too much… Cale: Don't worry about it, I'll eat it Tasha: Wait wha- Cale: *Mokuton-no-jutsus the trees* Adin: *video-calling* So what is it that you want, Cale Henituse? Cale: A slacker life Adin: Ha! Good one Cale: No really, I am serious Adin: Yeah right Cale: (Why doesn't he believe me?!) Cale: I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you Adin: Good luck *sends a signal to blow up the airship* Eruhaben: How about no Cale: Nice! Free airship Eruhaben: (…this greedy bastard) Cale: *falls over from hunger* Everyone: *panics* Young master Cale-! Eruhaben: Don't worry, I got this. *picks up Cale like a bag of potatoes* *Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 14*
Rebellion in the Empire Plot – Start! Cale: So let's make it look like I'm hurt so that Adin doesn't know I'm coming for him Alberu: Alright Also Alberu: *to everyone* Cale's dead Everyone: GASP! Cale: Wait what? Quit telling people I'm dead! Alberu: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice… Cale's group: *sneaks into the Bell Tower* Adin: *casually drinking dead mana and looking down at a mountain of corpses* I shall monologue about my evil plans because I'm alone and 100% safe here Cale's group: *records everything* Adin: Oh and I could really use that healing power from the Mercenary King Cale: *adds meeting the Mercenary King to his to-do list* Cale's group: *displays the footage of Adin being evil all over the Empire* Adin: *Surprised Pikachu Face*
Overthrowing the Empire – Adin and the Lich The Dark Elves: Hahaha, more free dead mana!! Cale: Ok Choi Han, this is it. Beat up that b**** Choi Han: *cracks knuckles* Yes Cale-nim Adin: Wait wha- Choi Han: *beats him up* Cale: *casually eating a breadroll in the background* (Ah, so refreshing...) [Choi Han is Evolving! Congratulations! Your Despair Aura had evolved into Aura of Despair and Happiness!] Cale: *thumbs up* Cale's group: *evacuating the civilians and causing chaos all over the place* Bernard: Enough! Let's resolve this calmly and peacefully Rex: Just let him hug you first Bernard: Wait wha- Jack: *exposes Sir Bernard as the true Tower Master* Bernard: Well it doesn't matter. I shall kill all of you anyway Hannah & Mary: *charge* [Hannah Used the Divine Item of the Sun God! It's Super Effective!]
Battle at the Empire – Final Boss Reveal! [A Wild White Star Appeared!] White Star: *telepathically projecting at Cale* (Who are you?) Cale: (…does he expect me to yell my name over the battlefield, or…?) White Star: I shall make you eat this baby dragon next to you and turn you into a Dragon Slayer like me Cale: *hugs Raon legit scared for the first time* Eruhaben: You DARE threaten my children, b****?? Eruhaben: *goes on a war path* White Star: *uses the Sky Attribute for the first time* The Ancient Powers: That is like, super deadly Cale: (Well f***) Cale: RUN!!! Cale's group: *shocked* (…but we never had to retreat before??) Cale: I shall use the Divine Item- Hannah: Do you even know how?! Cale: … Hannah: …You dumb sacraficial bastard Cale's group: *defends together with the ✨Power of Friendship✨* Everyone: We survived!!! Cale: Call Alberu- *faints* [Enemy White Star Fled the Battle!] *Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 15*
Meeting the Mercenary King Cale: *wakes up* Oh hi Alberu what are you doing here Alberu: *has spent past 2 weeks cleaning up Cale's mess* What do you THINK, you dumb bastard?? Cale: Thank you your highness. I gotta go to the Eastern Continent now Alberu: (And this workaholic claims he wants to be a SLACKER??) *hands him intel* Ok here's what we got on the Mercenary King Cale: Thanks bye Alberu: (…I will definitely get revenge on that headache inducing bastard) Cale's group: *arrives at Cale's inn* Cale: So we're looking for the Mercenary Ki- Ron: Oh him, he's right here Cale: Are you kidding me Bud: *hugs Cale* FRIEND! Cale: ??? Bud: *puts on glasses* Wait you're not my friend. But you smell like an alcoholic, so you must be my friend! Cale: You mistook me for the White Star, didn't you Bud: Yup Cale: You want to kill him too? Bud: Absolutely! Since he's trying to kill me anyway Cale: Join us. We got alcohol Bud: Sure! Cale: (…another lunatic on board, huh)
The Wind Island Cale's group: We're all going Bud: Only the person with wind attribute can enter tho? Cale's group: *waits at the entrance like a bunch of puppies* Cale: *enters the Wind Island* The Ancient Powers: Let us tell you exposition about the Ancient Times Cale: …So basically, the White Star is a copycat of an ancient lunatic with the Sky Attribute who tried to take over the world The Ancient Powers: Yup. And there's another helpful item for you to take from here Cale: Oh that's nice. So I just grab it? The Ancient Powers: Uh, about that… Cale: (Well f***) Cale: *gets trapped in a traumatic illusion of living in a world where everybody else died for a week* Cale: Welp. Time to blow up an island, I guess Cale: *sets the sea on fire* *Cale coughs blood and/or faints counter: 16*
The Directory Bud: I'm your secretary now. Cale: But we didn't even have that drinking contest-? Ron: *looms menacingly in the background* Cale: Nevermind Bud: Yeah so this is the record of a 1,000 years, so there's no way to- Cale: *memorizes almost 10,000 books in a week* Got it Bud: Wait what Cale: I think the White Star was the first Mercenary King? Bud: (Well f***) Bud: Welp. Time to blow up the Directory, I guess Ron: Let's use this for the dramatic return of the Molan Household Ron & Beacrox: *make epic comeback Michael Bay-style*
The Castle of Light Eruhaben: Yeah so this castle has been off limits since the last Dragon Lord died, so there's not way to- [Dragon Crown (Key Item) Has been Activated!] Eruhaben: Wait what *The Castle of Light Opens* Sheritt: *to Raon* Welcome, my child. Now let me tell you exposition about your origins Cale: ...So basically, the White Star is a reincarnator because he was cursed for breaking the vow of protecting this castle? Sheritt: Yes. And my second child is probably dead Everyone: That motherf***ing bastard. Sheritt: Agreed. I'm going to rip him to pieces if I ever see him [Enemy White Star wants to fight!] Sheritt: Perfect. *goes on a war path* [Cale Used the Dragon Crown! It's Super Effective!] Cale: So we're safe under our defences and have a back exit, while the White Star believes we're trapped and exhausted… Let's go around and smack that bastard from behind. Also Raon Mother's-nim – we're taking you with us Sheritt: But I'm stuck in the castle? Cale: Let's take the castle then. Where do you want to put it? I'm like, super rich Sheritt: *Surprised Pikachu Face* [Dragon Lord Castle Acquired!] Cale's group: *enters the Dragon Slayer Village* Cale: *finds the book titled as the same novel he got transmigrated into with the same author* Choi Han: Uncle…? Cale: (WTF???) Cale: Nevermind, let's deal with this later. Everybody ready to fight? Bud: Hey, why am I not fighting?! I'm not baggage! I'm a freaking Sword Master! Cale: You're right. I'm the baggage. Bud: Ah, Cale, don't talk about yourself like tha- Cale: Shut up and carry me Bud: ??? The Cat Tribe: *looks at On & Hong* Oh look, it's those dirty trash! Cale: (So you have chosen… death) Cale's group: *smacks the White Star from behind* [Enemy White Star Fled the Battle!] [Congratulations! You did not bleed or faint this time either!!]
Back to the Empire Hannah: So the Empire is planning another rebellion, but a bad one Cale: You wanna bathe in the blood of your enemies again? Hannah: YES Cale: Great. We're getting rid of all the remaining alchemist towers. Everybody ready? Everyone: Yup Cale: Time to destroy the Empire again *priest mode on* Plavin: Oh it's you, what can I do for you? Cale: Gather a ton of magic stones for me and I'll arrange your meeting with the new Pope (On the execution block, lol) Plavin: I'll do it!! Cale: Perfect.
God of Death sends Cale a Fan Letter Cage: Um, young master Cale…? The God of Death sent you a note for some reason God of Death: Dear Kim Rok Soo. You were supposed to die instead of your best friends. That's why I think you're cool. BTW, in a few months you'll either die or return to your old world, so good luck Cale: … Cage: …Is it something bad? Cale: No? *just inwardly had a whole PTSD flashback about it* Alberu: *suspicious* Really. Then what did it say Cale: (Let's tell them the least concerning thing) Cale: He said I was supposed to die Everybody: *freaks out* …That motherf***ing God of Death!!! Cale: (…What’s with them?) Choi Han: I'll be visiting Syrem in prison to get his ancient powers Cale: Sure. Go for it Choi Han: *comes back* I got them. …Also, your highness, there's a hole in the prison wall now Alberu: *headache mode activate* (Those lunatics... Cale's people only eat and destroy things) Also Alberu: *does not consider himself one of those lunatics. He's wrong.*
Rebellion in the Empire, the Sequel Cale: *steals the magic stones from Plavin and replaces them with rocks* (Ah, so refreshing...) Eruhaben: *video-calling* Cale, Choi Han just fainted Cale: What?! Why? Eruhaben: The God of Death sent a note saying he's getting a vision? Something about Choi Jung Soo Cale: *realizes his transmigrator status is going to get exposed* …That motherf***ing God of Death!!!
End Volume 4.
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