my oversized sweatshirt will protect me from Everything
-The last diary entry you find next to a skeleton wearing an oversized sweatshirt.
Friendly Alien Tote
Beware. This little guy may reveal to onlookers that you’ve been on this hellsite (affectionate) since day one while holding all the objects you carry.
100% heavy cotton canvas. Ready to ship in mid-March.
it’s okay to not like your mother
someone’s relationship with their mother has no weight on their value as a person, or their moral compass , nor does it gauge how compassionate or kind they are.
some of you don’t hear how selfish and privileged you sound saying “I can’t imagine hating my mom!” and “having a bad relationship with their mom is a red flag!” not everyone is gifted with a kind mother. not everyone is gifted with a mother at all
i've been re-reading stone butch blues during my spare time these past 2 weeks and boy is it gut wrenching
I laughed and rolled over on my back. The sky was crayon blue. I pretended I was lying on the white cotton clouds. The earth was damp against my back. The sun was hot, the breeze was cool. I felt happy. Nature held me close and seemed to find no fault with me.Leslie Feinberg, Stone Butch Blues
Feeling very dysphoric in this Wendy's tonight fellas
On that moment of pure self hatred where I can feel the acid in my stomach corroding the flesh because I haven't eaten in 13 hours but I can't be bothered to eat because I feel gross
Important information for anyone migrating here from twitter:
A 32 year old treating a half-dead 'blogging' website like some secret club i cant imagine someone more pathetic than this
Wait until you hear about these things they got called "Jokes"
If this is the height of comedy for you thats just sad
the height of comedy is actually you being 26 years old and kinning danganronpa and cookie run characters
You know, if you were gonna do an epic Im cringe clapback you couldve brought up the King Julien that is RIGHT there instead of going for the lowhanging fruit of Danganronpa but what can i expect from Mr Generic Interests. I bet your favourite games are Stardew valley and Animal Crossing too
Since Kung Pow Penis is coming back into the tumblrina’s arsenal, and new users are supposedly coming here from twitter who might not know in the first place, I think people need a bit of a reminder how to use it properly. You should only start or continue a KPP attack if OP is the one you’re trying to use it on. If you use it on somebody who added to the post, they won’t see shit past the initial K, and a potentially undeserving OP will have their notifications spammed by stray letters for ages.
With great power comes great responsibility, and with great Kung Pow comes great Penis.
‘ Rose Deconstructed ‘ Scanned flower photograph by Bob Bauer. I peeled each petal in order as I went around the original bloom. Every petal is present here. Hi resolution. Can go really big with high dpi. I love this one.
You can buy an archival print of this image at: https://www.etsy.com/listing/269442631/rose-deconstructed-a-scan-of-the-petals?ref=shop_home_active_17