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+ the sheer THROBBING thirsty energy r/baseball has for him

"This guy goes beet red. This guy would do anything for Crosby... Army's like, 'Oli's got the biggest hard on for you. He'll suck you off right now'. And Sid's reaction was 'Oh... let's hit the showers'.”

19-year old yuzuru hanyu finding out he had won an olympic gold medal - making him the youngest male skater since 1948 to win the title - vs him at 27 finding out his 4A was certified

“he is from sendai... he’s donated so much of his prize money - all of his olympic prize money - to disaster relief for the sendai earthquake, all of his autobiography royalties have been donated. he’s been an ambassadorial figure throughout”

“dreams come true when you work hard for them”: from training in a public rink in a mall to winning hearts at the olympics

okay bert noted

rinkrats :

?????? who had jarry/marchy hate sex on their bingo card this year | pens vs bruins, 8 feb 2022

callmebert :

Fuck the pens always and forever. All pens fans are babies too. Yeah I don’t love what Brad did but pens fans are like “our poor goalie 😭”. Stfu

?????? who had jarry/marchy hate sex on their bingo card this year | pens vs bruins, 8 feb 2022

tk quaking in jealousy out there somewhere | pens vs bruins, 8 feb 2022

“if he doesn’t get it up, he doesn’t score” | pens vs bruins, 8 feb 2022

okay sid we get it | pens vs bruins, 8 feb 2022

waddlingpenguin :

yaptain <3

excuse me?? he landed it?!!?!

hunterred :

such bad luck

donovan carrillo, mexico’s first olympic figure skater in 30 years and the first to qualify for the free skate, with the sexiest performance of the competition