since riverdale only has one season left I'm gonna need season 7 to feature a vampironica plot, a hiram lives plot, an explicit and extremely graphic gay sex scene featuring archie, a bret resurrection plot, a jarchie kiss, a betty coming out scene, a dilton zombie scene, a cameo from the teenage mutant ninja turtles, a gay kevin death scene, a scene of tabitha going to hell to kick percival in his demon balls, a tabitha/jughead/archie threesome scene, a scene of betty axe murdering jared leto while discussing the merits of katy perry's prism, and a scene of reggie and veronica teaming up to seduce and kill men together.
you wouldn't even NEED cole/lili/cami for more than the pilot episode of archie's weird fantasy the tv series. just get kj to sign on and then the entire thing is set in new york and you cast new people as the gay murderers and as jimmy olsen. if kj doesn't want to dye his hair let archie go through another identity crises and decide to become a brunette.
ok here are my proposals on how jughead and archie can kiss without it meaning anything ras i swear you can steal any of these i wont say anything:
they go to france for one episode and someone insists they all say hello to each other the european way.
the godfather hommage. need i say more
judas kiss take seven
spin the bottle. i dont care that they are 25 years old
football tryouts i guess. why should it work for veronica & betty but not for them #reversesexism
dream sequence but someone other that the two of them so you have plausible deniability
jughead dies in archies arms. i dont know how it fits in there but i guess ill throw that in
as a part of an elaborate plan to get abigail out of cheryls body. details can be adjusted later
betty and veronica kiss #beronicheating and they propose this as a solution à la jacuzzi scene
ill be frank you can honestly just make them kiss in any way you want and never adress it again. its not like you havent done it before
flashback parent episode. you dont care skeet has left the show anyway and i could make that work for me. you can even do it with the ancestors or something i promise you i can make that work for me.
shotgunning. its not even technically kissing so its a grey area. it would involve changing ur entire thesis on drugs but i believe you can do it
archie gets posessed by a gay ghost that makes him make advances on all his male friends. its implied at the end of the episode there was never any ghost and we dont bring it up again
jughead gets on a quest to kiss men to get more into kerouaks mindset and no one will do it except archie
core four foursome