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wotsukai :

crazy-brazilian :

jerma being a wrestling fan makes a lot of sense actually

funnytwittertweets :

frombeyond :

simon and garfunkel

they're finally adding the taint and the shaft to truck nuts

itookyourheart :

musclegoth :

bout to go so feral over that alien build a bear idgaf i need it so bad

musclegoth :

bruh lmfao

*slaps your tit as a sign of respect and admiration*

leolaroot :

caroldanversenthusiast :

stop what you’re doing and look at anne hathaway attending cannes 2022

i have a legitimate interest in pro wrestling now fuck all life

hustlerose :

so, to sum up the last couple weeks:

the NFT fad ended and several tokens that were supposed to be worth millions were sold for peanuts

terra luna tanked and dragged terra’s stablecoin off its peg. terra was the 3rd largest stablecoin at the time

meanwhile, people are starting to face legal consequences for stuff like fraud and money laundering

terra freezes their blockchain to prevent a run on the bank stablecoin

tether and dei also lose their pegs and tank

a court is forcing tether to reveal its reserve records to the public, which will definitely show that they’re backed by significantly less money than they claim

etherium and bitcoin both crash hard at the same time

tether’s market cap has dropped by several billion in the past few days, which might mean that some of the people at the top of the pyramid scheme are cashing out in dollars. just scooping up handfuls of money from tether’s reserves and running for the hills

crypto is fucking dying lol

theropoda :

5G stare

maykitz :

one of my mutuals posted some pics with conspicuous bulge, but ive seen his penis and know it isnt that big. what's the etiquette for dropping a callout?

spiderbasil :

the funniest fucking thing just happened i’m in a goth clothing store in camden and a bead fell and bounced on the floor and everyone in the room heard it and checked their piercings. the sound of fear

sadweatherchildren :

li don’t really care about Harry Styles but i think it’d be really funny if he started balding like. in the next 3 weeks.