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Today’s soda is: straight up chillin

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sodacookieoftheday :

Someone please help me find my eyebrows.

herocookieoftheday :

I’ll help ya Soda!!

I Just Did What I Had To Do.

sodacookieoftheday :

todays soda is: guys dont worry its just me

probablykage :

Your surfboard lookin like damn playdoh my boy what happened

todays soda is: guys dont worry its just me

Someone please help me find my eyebrows.

Today’s soda cookie is: snapchat amalgam

Today’s soda cookie is: [incomprehensible]

Today’s soda cookie is: sorry for the short hiatus right now, school is mean. have some summer fun doodles!

Please stop sending me to ribbit-ribbit mushroom forest. You don’t know the toll it has on me. Every day I have to destroy innocent creatures on my surfboard who never deserved it. They were just minding their own business but noo i have to hit them with my wave for points or whatever. I absolutely cannot fucking stand it. Why am I the one burdened with this task? Why not that marshmallow bitch? I never see her having to trample the homes of wildlife. I don’t know how long I can take this. Cowabunga. Please help me.

Today’s soda cookie is: impending failure

ryukore-archive :

Today’s soda cookie is: No!!!!!!!!!!! That is the wrong way!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today’s soda cookie is: :T

Today’s soda cookie is: STEAL HER LOOK:

Dollar store hairpins - $1 CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN Luminous Ink Liner - $75 Bucket of salt water: $0

angrybeavers-archive :

Hey dude. How’s it hanging? Bodacious. So, how was your trip? Woah, sounds like you really had a smoking time. You know, I know that your life can be a bummer sometimes and you have to deal with major dweebs at work, so I’m glad you could get out and get a sweet Vacay. It’s nice to get away from all the bogusness sometimes. Thanks, I love you too. Well, Hombre, you ready to get this show on the road? Slammin’. Let’s crank up some major tunage. Yeah. Yaah. Ooah. Hoohoohaohah. Rouhauhah. Woowoah. Nygeyynmyayayyyahahah. Myet? Ruhu. Wadadadadaaa. Cowgmynaah. Nobluuhhbluuhbluuh… Creaoh. Houhhuhuhu. Gra. Yahaa. Nymgaahygah. Dushaa. Ololololoaiby? Gjishaas. Tskafaa. Yahehohow. No. Howre. Gigegiyahaah. Hey. Mnhyeeho. Dilleyahaa. Mmgah. Dulurioluho. Yes ha how. Aye, yay. Hoohoohey. Ohlolollollay. Whorunbaybay? Haahhahaheyaah! Youhoohooohoonyraah! Yayhah. Roohoohum. Yaeyaohoho. Nyanyanyaohoah. Mynahonunuuhuhuhuuhuhu. Ohwloololoonyeahey. Well, Dudeski. I guess we’re finally here. Yeah, It’s always a jam to kick it with you too, my main monkey. Remember to drink plently of fluids. Stay loose, bro.