googifs :

Astronaut Mark Kelly smuggled a gorilla suit into the ISS, without telling the rest of the crew

unclefather :

Winston

papasmoke :

Winston

gay-jesus-probably :

My favourite incident like this was the Skylab 4 mission, where the crew arrived at the empty station, only to find several people already inside, to their great alarm. Upon investigating, they realized the intruders were wearing the Skylab 3 mission patches… and were also just dummies the Skylab 3 crew had made and left there without telling anyone, specifically to fuck with the next team.

Can you imagine entering a supposedly empty space station and seeing this? Fucking terrifying. I love it.

derinthescarletpescatarian :

I’m just impressed that, in an environment where weight and available resources are so carefully accounted for, people still find windows to pull bullshit like this.

etct :

me seeing short term pleasure opportunities.

etct :

bitch this post is a lie those weird bars of soap at lush will last for months.

etct :

i smel like a peach

elytrians :

very cool of mcr to hand out free top surgery at their concerts by getting up on stage and blowing everyone's tits clean off

teaboot :

All my sisters wanting tits stood up in the back row and caught em in a net like a pop fly at a ball game

dreamdaily :

i’m not sure if you’ve done this before but maybe dream with some stars and the moon? like a little celestial lad <3

day 363! ✨

huffylemon :

ok I take back what I’ve said about contemporary art. This is amazing.

sitting less than ten feet away from someone who just dropped a pot of chips while tryna weight a door open becuase i refused to help. i love wednesdays

dreamhot :

aaaand here it is!! our labour of love, my pride and joy… 100 pages of warm welcomes to the community!! i couldn’t have done it without ro @nootnootfound and lost @lostinmcyt, and of course we all want to offer our eternal gratitude to zin @taxolotl for very kindly providing us with the gorgeous cover art!

thank you so, so much to everyone who contributed - this will be on its way to dream shortly, and i hope it brings him as much happiness as it did us while we were putting the book together. he deserves the world and more, and through this book we’ve all done our part to show him some much needed love and support <3

note: this isn’t being posted on twitter right away, so let’s keep it on tumblr for now!

bastardbvby :

dream: you’re doing great sweetheart

THATS SO SICK hes insane for thinking hell ever team with sapnap again as well like im sorry u guys had ur chances and u fuckin RAN with them like never again

9saturn :

dream literally hypes his own hair up so much he thinks he’s living in a pantene commercial

bastardbvby :

dream: i got my hair cut like 6 months ago or something, last person to cut my hair they said: your hair is so thick i’m gonna remember this for the rest of my life

19891999 :

six months ago when dream got his hair cut the person said wow your hair is so thick i’m going to remember this for the rest of my life

parkour warrior is like quackitys hair reveal

if sot isnt in the event im kms :(( fav game

DREAMIE DREAMIE DREAM^___^

"not my dice, ally's dice... 28" SLAY❕

strawbnetwork :

the stifled laughter as ally tries to pass this deception check im crying THRY PASSED IT

the stifled laughter as ally tries to pass this deception check im crying THRY PASSED IT