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Medic, to Archimedes: awww zhe scrunkly🥰🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

tf2fansderogatory :

everyone avoids using slang around medic because he actually picks up the words and once after a match medic said “mein gott zhat was sehr poggers” and everything got so silent you could hear the clock tick

100% and also I don't think he uses anything correctly. This is like one third having English as a second language one third being old and one third being well. yknow how he is

feam-tortress :

Medic, holding up Spy's head: Blorbo from my fridge

happy birthday ‼️‼️💯💯🦝

hope u had/are having a wonderful day!

I did have a wonderful day thanks to all of you <3 thank you sm!

happy birthday !! 🎉🎊🎉

Thanks!

happy birthday!! :D

your blog inspired me a lot to start my own, best wishes to you <3

OH WOW!! I inspired you?? That's amazing!! I love your blog 😭😭💞

Thank you so much, by the way <3

Wishing you a happy birthday! Have a wonderful day! 🎂

Thank you!!

<33

Happy birthday man!! here’s to another year of living! (◞ꈍ∇ꈍ)っ🎁(❛0❛⋆)

Yes yes!! thank you sm <33

Happy birthday! I just stumbled across your blog… is it fate, destiny even?

No it wasn't I led you directly into my trap (my shitty blog)

hap bird! old (respectful, funny even)

No you right you right. My retirement party's next week I expect all of you to come

Happy Birthday!! 🎉

Thank you!!

I'm the birthday boy

Engineer: SCOUT, WATCH OUT, IT'S THAT ONE GUY!

Scout: OKAY, THANK YOU ENGIE.

Scout: I really like you.

Pyro: Thanks!

Scout:

Scout: Okay, I don't think you're grasping what's going on here.

Scout: I dislike you.

Heavy: Tell it to cleaning lady on Monday.

Scout: What.

Heavy: Because.. puny man will be dust by Monday

Scout: Huh?

Heavy: Because I will be punching you repeatedly over weekend

Heavy: ... And cleaning lady, dusts, she cleans dust

Scout: Still lost.

Heavy: And cleaning lady has weekends off, so Monday, correct?

Medic: What ze hell are you on about Heavy?

Scout: Yeah, Garlic bread is honestly my favorite food like ever. I could eat it with every meal.. or just all the time without ever stopping.

Miss Pauling: You'd get fat.

Scout: No way, why would I get fat?

Miss Pauling: Butter makes you fat, BREAD makes you fat.

Scout: BREAD MAKES YOU FAT?

Engineer: Oh, was he hot?

Demoman: I dunno, HEY SOLDIER! WAS HE HOT?

Soldier: HE WAS AS HOT AS THE FLAMES OF HELL YOU BITCHES ARE GOING TO!

Sniper: How've you been?

Medic: Emotional. You?

Sniper: Dead.

Medic: Oh.