@useless-techie

starryeyesxx :

canadianinja :

My dad kept having trouble with my pronouns (they/them) so I told him to pretend I was a swarm of bees and it somehow helped

oak-png :

the NB in Non Binary actually stands for Numerous Bees

1eos :

alright somebody add the ‘you can excuse racism?’ meme

stopcallingmebitch :

bisexual-nightwing :

unfriendlygayguy :

I can’t believe we get to use this for once without having to edit it

mjwatson :

put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go

onlytwitterpics :

watersport5 :

I don’t understand this but I understand it

whitepeopletwitter :

gahdamnpunk :

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

bunkey :

this is my spiderverse spidersona “stupid thick peter” who was bit by a radioactive thot and killed venom by clapping his asscheeks so hard that the soundwave dematerialized him

my dad went to the hospital to get his hip replaced. due to covid he can’t have visitors, and is staying overnight. he finally woke up enough out of anesthesia to send me this cursed message

nicolas-px :

Someone: yells at/scolds me

Me,coping the only way I know how:

whitepeopletwitter :

dankmemeuniversity :

stability :

sunfortune :

o0o0o0o0o0o000o-deactivated2021 :

god its 10 pm whats next 11 pm

o0o0o0o0o0o000o-deactivated2021 :

well guess what just fucking happened

memes-that-get-reported :

psychick :

Alright kids, go have some fun on a Tuesday.

snakewife :

thanks, psychick

ribghoul :

*talks to a villager twice in one day*

villager: do i need to get a fucking restraining order?