Those balenciaga high heeled crocs have been on my mind since Sunday
Bearing in mind OFMD's time period, I think it's wonderful to reflect on the fact that while Roach is the cook, he is also in charge of anything surgical, and thus, he could very well be a barber-surgeon. Roach will bake a cake, perform an amputation, AND give you that 1717 fade within one afternoon
my au version of boom!eggman being gay for another robotnik’s stone while he’s supposed to be working
(for context this is from a shared au i’m doing with my partner, this stone belongs to a really jerky robotnik and my eggman kinda swooshed in and stole him by accident lol)
Robotnik: Agent Stone and I just got married, you know what that means?
Robotnik: You know what we can do together now?
Robotnik: WE CAN COMMIT A CRIME AND THEN NOT HAVE TO TESTIFY AGAINST EACH OTHER IN A COURT OF LAW!
Robotnik: *kisses Stone*