you're seeing a breaking bad concert. everyone is having a great time. walter seems a little excited. "we have a surprise for you guys." jesse says. all the sudden saul goodman comes out and starts singing the breaking bad remix. when saul gets to my daddy and my mommy, someone else starts singing. "you are not the guy you're not capable of being the guy i had a guy but now i don't you are not the guy." Lights flash everywhere and you see walter and jesse singing my daddy and my mommy along with saul while mike sings you are not the guy. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and starts crying. Then if things couldn't get any better, gus and max walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.
today my PO texted me a picture of a huge log in a toilet, and i responded with a selfie of myself with a very obviously faceapped smile. she didn't know it was doctored, so she called me. said i can go outside again 3 weeks earlier if i do her a favor. i ask what the favor is. would you believe wha she asked? wanted me to eat her out. sicko. i'm like, no way, lady. that's like, against the law. i know you're trying to trick me. WELL that made her really mad, started ranting at me, i even swear i heard a gun cock. hung up on me. now she wont text me at all. i even went to the supermarket to poke holes in bread bags with my fingers again. zero trouble. nobodys supervising me anymore.
I’m reading this book and the main character was like describing her nemesis or whatever and she’s like “he’s a white cishet man” in his list of negative attributes and I understand it’s supposed to be a quippy lil thing and all but the irony is that the main character herself is white and cishet, as is her love interest. So what did we gain here? A few woke points? Like I don’t really understand it tbh woke white folk creating distance between them and other white folk simply doesn’t do it for me the irony is a bit strong
I think people should remember like....it's not JUST that someone got banned for literally posting screenshots on someone's publicly available blog and criticizing them just bc they were staff
it's that staff was able to react to quickly and harshly when one of their own was being "harassed" but every single day they ignore reports from their users about n*zis, p*dophiles, t*rfs, etc.
I've reported multiple people for calling me slurs and nothing was done. I was just told to block them and move on.
and let's not forget about all those black bloggers who got sniped by staff under the premise that they were "Russian bots".
they don't actually care about their own userbase lol!
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