//Some weak bitch: I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy. Me, a petty bitch: I hope they’re suffering just as much as me.
//Sad mood for me today because one of my chickens is sick and I hope it’s not avian influenza which has been getting closer to my area. Gonna talk with a vet to see what the requirements for testing is monday.\\
//Mutual: -posts headcanon of their muse with kids with their other mutual- Me: -kicks down their door- Kids you say?
//Me: -watching Wol.lf’s Ra.in amv’s- Me: -already has Toboe as a muse- Brain: But what if you added Tsume or Kiba? Me: no. Brain: What if you added both~? Me: NO.
what poisonous flowering plant are you?
Your Result:
Oleander
This is the poison of stagnation. You grow drowsy. Your heart rate slows, and when you do move you can't seem to stop shaking. It may seem to others that you're lazy, or reticent. Like you avoid hard work on purpose, like you always take the easy way out. But you know deep down that it wouldn't be like this if you weren't so tired, so deeply tired. If you weren't crushed under the weight of sorrow like a mile of water over your head. Nothing brings you peace, except rest and-- though you can hardly dare to ask-- having someone tend to you gently and sweetly. A good gardener speaks to their plants, sings to them, waters them, fertilizes their soil, prunes the dead parts, nurtures the new growth. You yearn to be cared for like that, even though you feel you don't deserve it. The secret is that you do. You always have. And someday, you'll learn that, and receive that care, and the exhaustion won't keep you from growing strong and lovely anymore. You were never the problem. These are simply poor growing conditions for you.
Tagged by: @goldentemplariumcrow
Tagging: @hitandrunduorp, @thedarklightphoenix, @thenihilistofthevoid, @take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar, @moonxsuncelestials, @micsmasmuses
//Reminder that I am a stubid jester and forget things often. So if I overstep a rule you have, please note because my stupid jingle-jingle brian forgot it and I’m not being disrespectful.
where does your anger lurk?
in your heart.
old grudges and stinging tears. the feeling of betrayed love aching, turning hollow like a decaying stump, rotting... a hole in your chest where love once resided.
Tagged by: @goldentemplariumcrow Tagging: YOU
Unnecessarily Detailed Dislikes
Please repost, don’t reblog.
Answer the questions for your muse and tag some people.
Muse name: Keith Kogane
Least favorite nickname: Keef (which is a lie, he loves it cuz it sounds cute and he secretly likes feeling cute but he’ll never admit it)
Least favorite color: purple
Least favorite season: summer
Least favorite weather: humid/hot days with no wind
Least favorite—hot or cold: cold
Least favorite holiday: his birthday
Least favorite food: food goo, Altean food
Least favorite flavor: sweet
Least favorite drink: probs not a fan of many sodas, especially coco cola
Least favorite scent: most things that are on fire. Brings back bad memories
Least favorite sound: Lance’s voice gunfire
Least favorite book: Romance novels, because he doesn’t see himself as a favorable boyfriend and reading those just makes him yearn for love
Least favorite movie: again, anything heavily romanced
Least favorite tv show: Real World shows that focus on certain things
Least favorite school subject or area of study: probs history that focused on politics or something
Least favorite aspect of their job: all of it (hate-love dynamic)
Least favorite fictional character: Smoky the bear
Least favorite person: zarkon
Least favorite trait in others: hypocrisy, bossiness, strongly opinionated individuals/stubbornness to change, meanness. And most of all, authority
Least favorite place: any meeting room
Least favorite thing to talk about: the time they were separated from their lions
Least favorite thing about themselves: that he’s too critical and harsh
Least favorite sexual position: any where he’s restrained. he doesn’t like not being in control of his body
Least favorite daily chore: dishes
Least favorite style of clothing: anything too loose
Least favorite activity: talking to people
Least favorite superpower: mind control
Least favorite thing about humanity in general: evil for the sake of being evil, mobs, willful ignorance
Least favorite thing about being in love: the pain that comes with it when it’s unrequited
Least favorite thing about death: its permanence
Muse name: Lance McClain
Least favorite nickname: Pointy chin
Least favorite color: black
Least favorite season: winter
Least favorite weather: freezing cold
Least favorite—hot or cold: cold
Least favorite holiday: easter
Least favorite food: food goo
Least favorite flavor: sour
Least favorite drink: anything bitter like plain black coffee
Least favorite scent: sulfur
Least favorite sound: ranting/bossing around
Least favorite book: anything dark and gloomy, come on, the world is dark and gloomy enough
Least favorite movie: anything horror
Least favorite tv show: reality shows
Least favorite school subject or area of study: math
Least favorite aspect of their job: the seriousness of it, the death/hurt
Least favorite fictional character:
Least favorite person: zarkon
Least favorite trait in others: hypocrisy, bossiness, strongly opinionated individuals/stubbornness to change, meanness
Least favorite place: the central command center (galra)
Least favorite thing to talk about: the time they were stranded without their lions, the time Keith left for the Blades
Least favorite thing about themselves: how his energetic and flirty nature throws people off
Least favorite sexual position: he has none so far, but feel free to test him~
Least favorite daily chore: all of them
Least favorite style of clothing: anything too covering. He likes showing his body
Least favorite activity:
Least favorite superpower: mind control
Least favorite thing about humanity in general: evil for the sake of being evil, mobs, willful ignorance
Least favorite thing about being in love: the pain that comes with it when it’s unrequited
Least favorite thing about death: its permanence and emptiness
tagged by: @palidinus
tagging: @hitandrunduorp, @thedarklightphoenix, @xheartpages (Pidge), @take-ya-to-the-ghey-bar, @moonxsuncelestials (Yun)
//Love you dweebs sending prompts from the same meme when I have a whole ass meme tag to look through that has even more gif prompts
Me: I never send you dirty things so don’t tempt me! Drone, basically: Bet? Lance: Unleash me~
//Being basically the master of the animal kingdom, Garfield has many animal attributes as we all know. Heightened senses of sight, smell, hearing. These all play a important role in sex than most would think. Most importantly, smell. Pheromones are a common way for almost all life to express themselves. From anger, to happiness to sexual desire. And this obviously effect Garfield as well. He has several kinks, but one of his more obscure ones is scent. He loves smelling his partner in places where the human body gives off pheromones. So when in the act, expect him to sniff your muse. It can be startling for those who aren’t prepared and he’ll stop if told to.
@bladeburnd & @goldentemplariumcrow replied to X
( BESTIEEEEE )
First of all welcome back! Second… are you alright? Is everything okay?
// -bestie smoochies-
//I mean, I’m never okay because of DEPRESSION™️, but in terms of the storm, yeah everything’s fine. Just a few fallen limbs and out internet. Nothing new
//Btw I’m alive! I was without internet all week until today after a bad storm. But I’m here now!
