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The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (2015) dir. Guy Ritchie

Dobra to ja robię tak

Cel do wakacji: 60 kg.

I cokolwiek by się nie działo zdobędę go.

I have suddenly and almost inexplicably found myself obsessed with the Somerton Man mystery like. Who was he??? Why was he killed?? And why was it done in like... such a deliberately untraceable way??? I want to know but it still hasn't been solved and it's driving me nuts thinking about itp

How to subjugate friends and influence people

... e assim foi meu #niver de #2K22 na #cia dos #melhores #aniversario #anivers #festa #anos #amor #casamento #a #festainfantil #cumplea #love #festas #eventos #bolo #festaemcasa #doces #chocolate #familia #happybirthday #confeitaria #party #cake #brasil #formatura #niver (at São Paulo, Brazil) https://www.instagram.com/p/CdmIaSPJVac/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Watch "Tony Blair explains what he thinks changed Putin" on YouTube

These “white male mass shooters” always follow the same tired script. So who’s giving them the script, hmm?

The real Miami Vice

“No doubt it's an exciting time to be in the CIA.”

—Seth Harp on Pushback, May 13, 2022

The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (2015) dir. Guy Ritchie

( Rebuilding NSPs are-- a little more complicated than I thought they’d be. Not gonna worry about it too much, but sadly today’s venture was largely for naught. )

Beck ditching pregnant Peter without his passport in another country, and when he gets to the embassy he gets taken into custody by CIA agent Tony only to find out that Beck had been planning the decade’s largest mass murder

Nardeth's search engine, private browser:

"How to spot a renegade on social media"

"Why won't my boss see me"

"Where to buy onion cream cheese"

"Is my workplace toxic"

"What does a Union do"

"How to start a union"

I hadn't considered it before now, but could my workload being reduced be because of these "rumours" my boss mentioned? I won't be bullied. I'm not going to stop using the internet like this in fear of reproccussions... But I need to figure out who could have started these rumours.

Jillian, office secretary: How did your meeting go?

Nardeth: *sighs* terrible. She refused to give me more work, more interesting assignments, or let me take a mental health break.

Jillian: Is that even legal? Isn't mental health, like, a special jurisdiction?

Nardeth: Probably, but what am I gonna do? Get outsiders involved? It's not just the boss, it's the way this organisation works. Maybe I should look into unions...

Jillian: Be careful, okay? I know you haven't been working here for all that long, but you're like, a staple of this office, always sitting at your little desk, scribbling away. I wouldn't want you to get into any trouble.

Nardeth: Oh, you know me, never any ripples from ol' Nardy.

The meeting:

Boss: Ah, Nardethnarthmorphrel, please come in, do sit down.

Nardeth: Thank you, ma'am.

Boss: Let's cut to the chase. I've heard rumours of your involvement in out of work social media activities with suspicion characters.

Nardeth: Oh, That's just a misunderstanding, I assure you, I've only been messaging and engaging where necessary, for the renegade look-out duties you assigned me earlier in the week. Although, may I ask, where did those rumours come from?

Boss: Need to know, I'm afraid. But I'm glad to hear you have not been involved in anything... Unseemly. Now, what was the matter you originally were approaching me about?

Nardeth: Well, I've noticed a lot of the work I've been assigned has been very repetitive these last couple decades, and I am feeling a little... Monotonous, I guess, would be the word. Also, much of my workload has been taken, and since I get paid per assignment hours, I'm worried about financial security.

Boss: Perhaps if you applied yourself more carefully, good things would come your way in terms of workload. Is that all?

Nardeth: *takes a deep breath* No, ma'am. Since I am not getting anything new, I am understimulated, and I'm not learning. If I had a mental health break, perhaps when I returned, I'd be of more use?

Boss: Nardeth, you have not been working in this office for more than 5 centuries, and as such you are not entitled to such privileges as vacation days past the set holidays. Do not further pursue this matter. You may leave.

Nardeth: But if I could just-

Boss: You're giving me a headache, and you are not saying anything of import. Leave my office.

Nardeth: *leaves*

Meeting adjourned.

Mrellin description:

Feminine, brown hair, tan skin, caramel eyes with golden flecks. Basically the only person who Nardeth tolerates in the CIA.