Jesus Christ on a Cracker!
I forgot just how fucking INSANE this movie is.
Jesus Christ on a Cracker!
I forgot just how fucking INSANE this movie is.
How will I interact with my friends at the bar tonight without talking about my hyperfixation: iconic horror movie Scream (1996) Directed by Wes Craven starring Neve Campbell?
"The Wicker Man" (1973) Witchcraft Movie Review
"That is good, for believing what you do, we confer upon you a rare gift these days- a martyrs death. You will not only have life eternal, but you will sit with the saints among the elect. Come. It is time to keep your appointment with the Wicker Man." I watched the Wicker man as a small child and was affected deeply. This is an unflinching story about what can happen when modern people go back to their pre-christian pagan roots.
A young girl named Rowan has gone missing on the island of Summerisle. Police investigator Seargent Howie has received an anonymous letter regarding her dissapearance and has traveled to the island to try and locate her. Howie is a fundamentalist Christian and is very upset when he comes to realize the inhabitants of the island have embraced the sexualized Pagan practices of their ancestors. As Howie travels around the island looking for Rowan it becomes apparent that the inhabitants are trying to prevent him from finding the girl. Ultimately it turns out that the entire thing was a trap. Rowan is perfectly fine and the plan all along was to trick Howie into becoming a worthy sacrifice for the Wicker man. The inhabitants of the island believe that killing a virginal follower of the Christian God will help bring a Bountiful Harvest. At the end of the film The inspector is burned alive in a giant ceremonial wicker man.
What I enjoy most about this movie is the fact that I'm not really sure whose side the writer is on. Howie is portrayed as extremely stubborn, intolerant and very unlikable as our Christian fundamentalist protagonist. At the same time the people on summer Isle are not only openly erotic around children but they literally plotted and carried out an entire scheme to commit human sacrifice. Maybe the point of the film is that there are messed up aspects to every religion. With Christianity you have the constant denial of pleasure and human sexuality, but with unchecked paganism you can end up with things being too sexually open, particularly where children are involved, that and there's the whole Human Sacrifice thing. I know a lot of modern pagans like to pretend this wasn't a thing in the past but...
Robin Hardy did an excellent job as the Director. Fertility comes across in many of the visuals in the film, especially one rather erotic scene where an inhabitant of the island tries to seduce the inspector. The soundtrack is the kind of music your hippy Aunt would play on a road trip to Burning Man, some people will love it and others will want to toss it out the window.
Apparently the studio cut a lot of material out of the film, including the original ending. I'm alright with the current ending, it's horrifying and very memorable. Still, if I had the chance to purchase the directors cut of "The Wicker Man" on Blu-ray I would certainly shell out the cash. I love this movie and would highly recommend it to anybody who's a fan of paganism, witchcraft or well-made horror films from the 1970s. As a side note don't watch the remake with Nicolas Cage. I know it has a reputation for being so-bad-it's-good but honestly you would be better off watching a clip reel of the best parts on YouTube.com.- Zwahk Muchoney (Image from IMDb.com)
Its not raining or pouring
But Goats throat still fucking hurts
So we gonna watch some scream queens
First up, a movie with a single scene that i fucking LOVE with every fiber of my being. One, small, almost inconsequential, bit of practical effect. Just an innocuous little animatronic puppet that was so fucking bizarre and yet the best thing ever conceived for a non comedy horror movie.
Hear me out:
Except Blue Velvet actually has a good ending 😒
My bloody valentine just did something to me that permanently altered my mind.
Yo could I possibly get a match up if it's cool
I'm 5'10+ not rly sure uhm I normally wear black pants and ripped black jeans in the hotter weather I wear black cut Jean shorts I normally wear hoodies or baggy tees I love painting and drawing, my fav animal is an owl, I normally sleep during the day, I keep lots of crystals and cool rocks, I like going for walks in deep forests I have short black hair that I'm trying to decide whether I grow it out long again my pronouns are he/they, I'm an ambivert, some days I have super wild energy other days I'm like a turtle, I like rainy days
I paired you up with....
Credits to the artist
Your whole vibe is screaming VINCENT SINCLAIR PERFECT S/O.
Vinny loves the idea of someone to share his love for plastic arts with. He puts so much time and effort in his work so having someone who can understand his passion it's like perfect. Would even make a space for you in his workshop so the two of you can work together while listening to music.
Let's be real, Vinny's sleep schedule is fucked up. Between work and random ideas he has in the middle of the night this man doesn't sleep. He actually sleeps during the day too, so you two would probably end up falling asleep after breakfast. Him holding you while sleeping as always.
He would love to take you to nice walks through Ambrose's woods. It would be actually really funny cause it would feel as some sort of secret between the two of you since Bo doesn't really allow Vinny to go out. You both would sneak out in the middle of the night to just have a walk while holding hands and talking about anything that comes to your minds ♡♡♡
Would make you cute necklaces or rings with any pretty rock he can find. Would even ask Lester to bring him some if he finds any.
Vinny's a really calm person so both you having the energy of a gremlin or being a turtle would be beneficial for him cause he tends to match the other person's energy.
This matchup made me think about this song:
love me some fucked up lookin deer aint nothin better than a deer that is not right to look at
First poster for Joe Stephenson’s Doctor Jekyll, starring Eddie Izzard as Dr. Nina Jekyll
hehe i think someone should make scout play phas LMAO
Here for a slasher matchup,,,
Not very sure how to go about it, this is my first time asking for this sort of thing as well as my first time doing an "Ask".
I read through a few of the previous requests for a slasher matchup and decided I'll follow the structure everyone else used,,,
*(Brief mention of SH scars)* I'm roughly 5'8" and on the chubbier side, (I'm gradually learning to appreciate my body) My skin is rather pale. I have brown hair that's fairly curly and rests as the nape of my neck, though it could probably be shoulder-length if it was straightened. I have a stud in the right side of my nose, I don't really wear earrings. I have a few beauty marks here and there but not enough to be noticeable. My hands (especially my fingers) have quite a few scars from various activities. I have SH scars on both thighs and shoulders, and the inner part of my right arm. (Nothing greatly significant but they're quite noticeable.) I have a pet peeve about my dental hygiene, so my teeth are kept near perfect at all times. I do have a nail/finger biting habit, so my fingers aren't especially flattering. I usually dress in neutral colors, mostly jeans and a sweater or hoodie. I enjoy wearing loose fitted clothing. My presentation is rather masculine with my clothing. I'm a July Leo, I don't really believe in the star sign stuff, but it's neat I suppose.
I'm more of an introvert, mostly because I struggle with socializing and understanding people. I'm neurodivergent, and I have hypersomnia. (I sleep between 12-14+ hours every night, and sometimes nap during the day.) I'm a vegetarian and left handed. I really enjoy psychology studies and learning about human behavior. I'm striving to become either a forensic scientist, a pathologist, medical examiner, forensic blood splatter analyst, or even a psychiatrist. I'm also very interested in dead bodies, (I'm not sure how to make that sound normal?) animals or human. I like collecting bones, specifically teeth, and cleaning and restoring them for my collection. (It's just animal bones.)
I'm still figuring out my gender, so I use any pronouns. (I prefer Xe/It mostly, He/Him is comfortable too.) I'm also unsure of my sexuality, I identify as homoromantic, I have a strong feeling a may be asexual.
I'm not sure of what else to add, but I hope this is enough to aid you in your choice. I'm sorry for any spelling mistakes, I'm too tired to proofread this.
I paired you up with...
♡ Lester Sinclair♡
Hiiiiii ^^ first of all you're damn right to appreciate your body cause you're beautiful and you deserve it!! I myself am really proud of you for doing that and Lester would be too!! You have to be gentle with yourself, you are amazing and you don't need to be or look a certain way to deserve love or respect ♡
Now onto the fun stuff, shall we?
I have to admit I do not write for Lester (idk why. I just forgot to put it on my rules post) but this is such a perfect match. I couldn't find anyone more suitable than him for you.
Lester would be absolutely obsessed with you. You're literally his favourite person ever. He would spend hours playing with your hair, like he would never get tired of brushing thought it with his hands.
I know like for sure that either Bo or Vinny have a biting nails problem so he's always ready to stop you whenever you start biting yours. Would put cute little bandaids on your fingers to prevent you from biting.
Your smile…omg you got him weak on his knees with your perfect smile. (Side note: please he would be so happy if you help him with his own dental hygiene. Give him tips ecc cause he's really self-conscious about it but doesn't really know where to start and has never had someone with him to motivate him into taking care of himself)
He would never make you feel bad for your scars and would never push you to tell him about them. When he happens to see them he just places a small kiss on them without saying anything. He's secretly so proud of you for persevering through all of that. To him your scars are proof of how strong you are even when you didn't had to be strong♡
He likes lose clothes too!! Lester would be the type of boyfriend who lets you borrow anything you want from his closet. He doesn't even mind if your perfume is all over his stuff, it would be a plus so when he has to go to work he can still feel you're right next to him. He needs that type of reassurance especially after Bo and Vinny's death, he hates being alone with his thoughts so having your scent on him would distract him enough to not think about any of that sad stuff
It might be a bad idea putting two introverst together but I just know he would be such a sweetheart with you. He's not really good with people either so he'll be always on the beat to tell you everything he thinks or means so you don't get upset and he doesn't get misunderstood.
Just imagine this ball of awkward mess telling you the most stinky jokes and explaining them you cause he's afraid he's being weird ecc
Someone told Lester once that lefthanded people tend to be more creative so that's one the first things he will say to you when you first met.
He would always try to help you as much as you need with your hypersomnia. He would never give you a hard time for it, if anything he would use it as an excuse to take naps together ♡♡♡
He would be so invested in anything that has to do with your hobbies (which by the way happens to be something I personally enjoy too lol) he would spend hours looking at you in awe while you tell him all that interesting stuff. And it's not like he's pretending to be interested nono, he's fully listening to every single word and asking questions to know more about it.
We all know that Lester with his job has all the means to help you with your teeth collection. I could imagine you and him having cute little dates where you clean bones ecc together. He teaches you all his secrets to get them all perfect and clean. Lester would feel like happy to finally have someone who doesn't find all of that disgusting ecc
I don't think that Lester would mind too much how you identify, he would love you and respect how you want to be perceived anyways. To him you're like the most perfect person in this world and nothing could ever change that.♡♡
This matchup made me think about this song
Photo by Pixabay on Pexels.com As of late while being under the weather I’ve been watching several horror movies and I thought I’d share which ones I’ve watched. Neon Demon (Amazon Prime) photo source: IMDb This movie was credited as a psychological horror movie and for me, it started off as a slow burn. The movie does get better as you continue to watch it. It stars Elle Fanning, who really…
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Keyboard stroke but in fancy way.
The Dream Master (1988) - Robert Englund
happy birthday anna!! hope you’re able to relax today 💕
Freaky Fred looking ass— I hope he gets the shit kicked out of him in the movie.
Either way, I’m excited to go watch this. It looks mad scary & reminds me of old school conspiracy horror from the 1970s & 80s. Let’s see if I’m correct.
TURBULENCE (1997) VHS
this was such a bad idea
Emerson Barrett of Palaye Royale