#LMFAO Tumblr posts

  • atheoryofmind
    28.05.2022 - 2 minutes ago

    I'm so fucking tired all the time (like way more than usual) since starting T. I know it won't last forever but like I literally don't know how any ftm can transition and still work a full time job bc I have to take a nap like every 6 hours (I will fall asleep sitting on the couch if I fight it, it is happening and there's nothing I can do about it lol).

    I took the week off from the gym bc I just couldn't find the will to do anything. But the weights call to me and I'm eager to try a new method that should make works more efficient (and also more sore during recovery but that's how it is)....

    Fuck it's memorial day Monday, they probably won't be open that day. Hope they're not closed all weekend. Guess I'll find out.

    #also my back is mostly healed but I'm going to leave leg/lower back day for last in the workout lineup this coming week #it should be completely healed by then #i hope it is.... #personal #omg i really an turning into a gym bro lmfao #dopamine my beloved #trans
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  • mullerfc
    28.05.2022 - 54 minutes ago

    both teams losing today 🤞🏼

    #both clubs annoy me so much their fanbases are going to be so annoying lmfao
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  • aaternum
    28.05.2022 - 56 minutes ago
    independent & selective original character based in demon slayer lore. 18+ [other verses including modern & fantasy] CARRD | PLOT WISHLIST | PLAYLIST
    #new pinned post #pls don't reblog lmfao #no i will not stop using this comm for everything
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  • urmine
    28.05.2022 - 1 hour ago

    literal crazy person behavior

    #anti johnny depp #YIKES lmfao #imagine getting a stranger’s face tattooed on your body
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  • nbvethbrenatto
    28.05.2022 - 1 hour ago

    that white shirt tucked into black pants is so gender of her <3

    #magnus watches#stranger things #this post is abt mike <333 #the outfit she has in ep5 omfg my love <33 #lmao me saying that i wouldnt livebkog #and i didnt much but i have more than i thought #also i wannna say will saying that shit to mike abt how saying the truth is harder when ur coose to someone #like babe i literally just said that in a coming out fic for u a month ago <3 ahead of the curve i know whats up <3 #tbh this season has been pretty gay.. like o one of the same gender has had any chemstry lmfao good for them
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  • devilstrip
    28.05.2022 - 1 hour ago

    steve harrington my beloved

    #i’m so scared something is going to happen to him lmfao #not a spoiler #steve harrington#stranger things#devilstrip
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  • pinkbeanjin
    28.05.2022 - 1 hour ago

    i got all of these right, tell me how u did!

    embarrassingly i only got 3 🤣🤣🤣 i am a terrible army 🤣🤣🤣

    #the only answer i was absolutely certain in was namjin's 😭😭 #do you know how lonng it took me to memorize their bdays and debut date? this year when i was actively creating things lmfAO #ans
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  • nakaharaswife
    28.05.2022 - 2 hours ago

    Reki: Okay, truth or dare? Langa: Truth Reki: How many hours have you slept this week? Langa: Langa: ...Dare Reki: Go to bed. Langa: I don’t like this game.

    #idk which one to do with this #seems like they'd both not sleep lmfao #sk8 #sk8 the infinty #sk8 incorrect quotes #renga
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  • vantablackkitten
    28.05.2022 - 2 hours ago

    Woah my vision keeps blurring this is fun as fuck

    #I know I’ll delete this sober but I’m having fun lmfao
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  • boastyles
    28.05.2022 - 2 hours ago

    Bro I just played the best game of among us as an imposter in my life

    #two games in a row actually #got to play as shapeshifter for the first time in my life and did real good #that was so much fun #stfu amber #man I’ve missed this this is so much fun #I’m also slightly tipsy bc I’ve been making vodka gingers all night I think I had 4 #I went hard and fast on the kills which is very much not my style so everybody was blindsided lmfao #it was such a fun time but this is the latest I’ve stayed up in a WHILE so I need to go to sleep ASAP #gnight
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  • jainkoa
    28.05.2022 - 2 hours ago

    If I ever made you giggle you have to buy me these

    #*no one buys it for me because I’m not funny* 😔 #they’re not even in stock #lmfao
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  • lancteu
    28.05.2022 - 3 hours ago

    ive been grinding out sm art lately - watch me drop off the face of the earth in like a week when art block hits

    #frfr i get hit w that junk like . right after every good few weeks #and when it hits i get absolutely demolished for months at a time lmfao
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  • 1gardenweasel1
    28.05.2022 - 3 hours ago

    Love made me Crazy

    So I'm back, for a little bit haha anyways I feel a little better. Tell me how your days went, I'd be glad to read em :)

    In the mean time, have this, uh, prompt? with my ocs. This scene happens in my original story and it just can't seem to get out of my head haha

    [Time: Second Branch (Life) World: Ravaryn Place: Deep Ends]

    What she hated the most is the laws of magic. That sounds confusing, what she meant was how she hated how magic works like science does.

    She hates how cruel magic can be.

    Basically, different magic types all have weaknesses, advantages, disadvantages and loopholes. Weren finds herself standing in the middle, meters in front of her is the villain, their names unknown.

    Behind the villain are the people she loves.

    An the right side is Acer, trapped in a cage, on the left is her little twin siblings, who are also trapped in cages, shaking in fear. "So? Who do you choose?" The villain smiled cruelly. Apparently the locks on both cages are under a spell. It can only be opened if there is a sacrifice. Think of it like a balance scale, if the right or left scale is too heavy or light, naturally you have to sacrifice the object on one of the sides so that it could balance.

    If she chooses her twin siblings then her best friend would be free, and vice versa. "Choose me," Acer yells, "Choose me, Weren."

    Weren turns to look at him with a troubled look before glancing back to the kids. Weren hates it. She doesn't want to choose.

    But then again, as she said, magic has laws.

    And laws have loopholes.

    She looks back at the villain.

    Oh Lord, save me, my drug is my baby

    "Let me clarify, if I choose one of them, the other would be set free and the one I chose would be finished off?" Weren questions, her tone sounds oddly too calm. It unsettles Acer, the pits of his stomach formed dread.

    I'd be usin' for the rest of my life

    "Ugh, this again," The villain sighed in annoyance before waving his hand dismissively. "Yes, yes, don't make me explain things thrice." Weren nods calmly, "So a sacrifice is all its need to set them free?"

    "For the last time, yes."

    "Very well." She smiled. Acer paled.

    She fucking smiled. And took a fucking step back.

    And another.

    And another.

    Usin' for the rest of my life, oh

    Until she's on the edge of the cliff then she raises both of her arms sideways.

    Don't blame me,

    "Last I checked, it didn't specify if the sacrifice should be one of them." Weren grins, mirroring the villain's once maniac smile.

    Love made me crazy

    And then she falls. Both locks on both cages falls off, the metal doors opening automatically.

    If it doesn't, you ain't doin' it right

    Both Sirena and Percival screamed in horror from witnessing their big sister falling to her death, as a hot light beam was shot towards the villain who is stunned from the stunt Weren did. Acer, who shot the beam with his two fingers forming into finger guns, stared at the fallen villain in absolute rage.

    #oc#oc story#random #wait no not random lmfao- #well ig it is??? #eh #logging out again see yaalll
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  • lesbianlenas
    28.05.2022 - 3 hours ago

    was looking thru my notes app and i found smth i wrote in february 2015 when i was literally 14 (my bday is in march 🤪) where i was like “i’m a failure and i need to realize all of my aspirations will never happen and i am nothing and will never be anything bc i ruined my life forever” and i’m like girl. u r 14 u think u have problems? try being 22 tf……i was a freshman in high school and i’d already decided my life was over imagine being that dramatic

    #michelle speaks #also i had another note that was titled reasons why i’m an awful person and hate myself #and tbh i read myself for filth in it……like how do i still have some of the same issues i did at 14 😳 #i literally wrote. direct quote. ‘i’m an attention whore’ like LMFAO even at 14 it was one of my defining traits 😩
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  • benwolfblitzer
    28.05.2022 - 4 hours ago

    Could you draw NRG? He's my favorite alien, just a funny bucket-shaped guy <3

    is your icon the guy from the bathroom scene in fucking saw

    #ben 10 #ben 10 fanart #ben 10 NRG #NRG#my art#requests #i was dawing him and was like.. his outfit kinda look like a bra. lmfao #also im playing dnd rn we SUCK
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  • chewedcorn
    28.05.2022 - 4 hours ago

    I thought it was to give birth to a daughter to avoid being naughty. but my daughter ...

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  • coldmooncheesecake
    28.05.2022 - 4 hours ago

    LUZ DIDNT GET POSSESSED

    WOOO

    BUT NOW A FUCKING OP CHILD IS FREE TO ROAM THE BOILING ISLES

    #all those Luz getting possessed theories were thrown out the window lmfao
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  • guanana
    28.05.2022 - 4 hours ago

    i have some eggs for you 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚 🥚

    NOW WHAT'S ALL THIS THEN

    HOW'D YOU KNOW MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS ON EARTH, EGGS AND JAEMIN

    #anon #ILY? #CREATIVE AND FUNNY ASS WAY TO SEND LINKS LMFAO I WAS SO SURPRISED #JARMS JAEMACK JAIST JPR
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  • embrassemoi
    28.05.2022 - 4 hours ago

    Look at him, all submissive and on his knees

    #who’s got the high ground now obiwan? #LMFAO 😭 #obi wan kenobi
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