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Everyone's a narcissist and no one cares.

Self absorbed and ceramic veneer over plastic trees and smiles.

Paved over for convenience with no pockets left to breathe.

Self doubt and fear like metal bars taking out your knees.

Me me me me me, fuck you, me me me me me.

8 billion people but you're all anyone needs.

Lies are like candy -cheerful and snide- until your tongue slides along the razor hidden inside.

Lucky you, lucky me, spit blood three times into the sea; watch it turn into foam more honest than anything will ever be.

[ masterlist ] 

assassination classroom 

karma akabane 

nagisa shiota 

tadaomi karasuma 

least favorite part of this course is teaching the turtles, i am terrible at knowing turtles because, well, i simply do not care about turtles

jumpscared by fallout boy saying the man who would be king in a song????

I wanted to write a separate post regarding that Brothers nonsense. But I am lazy and tired. So, I'll send this here. Sorry in advance for using unparliamentary words... You can censor it if you want.

I would have attached the picture of a chat with my sister if only I had it in text... Sadly it was a verbal conversation... So, I'll just write it.

My Sis : Hey Big Sis, I am starting to like this guy...

Me : Woah!! What? Since when? How?? Who is that?

My Sis : It has been a week and He is just like you...

Me : "...."

This doesn't mean that my sis thinks of that guy as her brother... Nor did she wants to bang me either... It's very natural for people to look for the similarities of their Siblings or Parents in their Life partner....

This is from one of his interviews where he said, "Kushina is kinda based on my wife"...

I mean why would he want to make his Self-Insert Character, Naruto.. whose mom to be based on his own wife, rather than getting inspired from his own mom???

Does it mean he think of his wife as his literal Mom??? A Wife is a Wife and A Mom is a Mom....

This is also the same thing.

So, Kishi saying N and S bond is based on the bond he had with his brother means nothing but the examples I cited above... If he indeed wanted to make them as "True Brothers", he could've very well made them into an actual twins though....

How peanut brained are these people who couldn't even understand these simple things?

In regards to >> THIS POST (@wingedluminaryfox)

Yes!!! Exactly! Agreed with everything.

(He also easily could've continued the reincarnation thing. He went out of his way an awful lot to show that Naruto and Sasuke are different.)

ok but i don’t think we as a house of ashes fandom talk enough about how fucking sad Nick getting killed by the vampires at the nest is. They really just left the camera on his face and thought??? i’d be okay??

i found a tape not meant for me

i play it every night before i sleep

ver with no filter

Today I will be normal about the Elden Ring soundtrack <- Liar

G1 and in general normal universe Hook hides his insecurities by being angry or annoyed most of the time. Even being mean.

SG Hook doesn't hide them. He just looks with a blank face, then proceeds to dissapear like two days because he spent them crying.

yes i watched the owl house. no i am not okay 

Do you think he was ogling her breasts while she was curtsying? Nothing wrong with that, she looked particularly hot that day!🥵🤩 And when they got home, she asked him to help with the zipper, but instead he wrapped his arms around her and covered every inch of exposed skin with kisses.😍😍

Well, at that moment idk, i think he was rather enthralled by her beauty and her deep curtsy. But at some point, he certainly did, bc how could he not? Have you seen her? 🥵🥵

If she were my wife, i wouldn't take my eyes and my hands off of her tbh. I'm still in awe how he manages doing so, frankly. Anddddddddd ANON ARE YOU READING MY MIND???? I thought the same i swear lmao he was restricted to touch his gorgeous wife all day, but I'm sure once they got home, as you said, he covered every inch of exposed skin with kisses and i hope (i'm sure) he did more than that 😏😍

Twitter artists stop drawing Jake with red eyes challenge

solomon’s song holy shit

i was gonna start a couple quizzes based on how well u know ur friends since i was mentioned in the posts but oh my god i was not ready for the anxiety that comes with that

oh,.

You’re crossing the bayou in the inky darkness of the new moon, following the glow across the water towards the Stilted Stump where you know a hearty meal and some much needed companionship will be awaiting you after an entirely too long and arduous day

THE LA LUNE WIKI............

looks better on desktop!!! also. i’ve left of at the s5 finale in the character summary bc school and life have been kicking my ass so. that’s to be continued.

THE WAY I WANT TO CRY!!!! BECAUSE THIS LOOKS SO REAL OH MY GOD!!!!!! ELENI!!!!!!!!!!!

GOING TO SHOW THIS TO EVERYONE

220524 IG update. junghagram

As a trans guy THANK YOU for trans!HOOK

Smut which doesnt give me dysphoria?? Oh boy sign me up!!!

!!!!!! ahhh this makes me so happy to hear thank u!!!