#TF2 Tumblr posts

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Demoman, you're drunk!

....I hope no one saw that.... TwT

This is why you don't use a gun that injects piss into your victims!

Okay, I understand why I might look a little suspicious sometimes. It's because my cheats are way too obvious-

Random sketches of middle-aged men.

That's a curious case of scratching each other's backs...

[ - Bad English - ] Small sketches on tf2 Thanks to a friend for giving me ideas and generally inspiring me х) Translation: Alchemist: Why do I need this? It's just biology, Cona...

I see. We're back to this then. Got me right in the Nostalgia!

bappies. hell!au again

i love the tf2 comics, they give the power of inflicting so much psychological damage "sniper is 27" i say without blinking an eye. "miss pauling asks spy to spit in her mouth" i ramble as you mortals tremble in fear. "medic invented mpreg" i cackle maniacally as a mob of normal people try me to stop

“How’s your breathing?”

[...]

[That was a bad idea, it really was.

He didn't know how long he had ran for, or what exactly they ran from, but he's out of breath, and they seem to have lost, whatever it was.

They're leaning against one of the walls, panting heavily while they try and catch their breath. Silently cursing at themselves for their stupidity.

He perked up a little at the question, but didn't think he could answer verbally, so instead, he gave a thumbs up. Barely managing a small grin.]

Omg I'm from the Midwest too!! South Dakota and there is nothing. Here. We have:

The corn palace

Black hills (if you're rich enough for it. Prankt nobody is)

Old people.

Old historic town turned gambling addiction center

That is all. I think he def would have come from somewhere a bit more populated tbh Minnesota or Nebraska kinda sounds right.

People from the US be like "There's nothing here!" and then list three places. Bestie, the most famous tourist attraction in my homeland is a pizza place called Pizza.

*Loads into a match* *Leaves Spawn* *Gets blown up by some spawn camping Demoman* *Leaves the match*

about spy and cars and not knowing what road rage is because he just goes straight to running people over.

spy riding with one of the other mercenaries and they’re cursing out like other civilian cars. roadrage is happening yes. and hes just like “why dont you just run them over ??” like its the normal thing to do and they just 🤨

Alternatively, someone in the passenger seat is marvelling at Spy's calm and cold demeanor until he very deliberately starts bulldozering a pedestrian.

Piss gang