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  • andisteppedaside
    16.05.2022 - 12 minutes ago

    Okay but hear me out, what about a great british bake off / OFMD AU.

    I want the crew as the contestants and the captains as the judges.

    Roach would obviously present the orange cake as his signature bake. Jim would stab the cake dough to mix it (“It gets rid of the air bubbles!”). The swede would sit on the floor and watch biscuits bake in the oven, then fall asleep with his forehead leaning on the oven door, and wake up with a third degree burn. Lucius would pretend to bake while he lets Pete do all the work and he keeps eating the raw batter. Wee John would insist they put more decorations. Buttons would be inexplicably good at everything and give zero explanations about it. Fang and Ivan would just have the time of their life - their cake is not the best, but they are very proud of it. They would be happy to be seated far away from Izzy, so they can watch him have a meltdown every five minutes and scream at the muffins cause they are not cooking fast enough. He is taking the whole thing way too seriously but no one wants to tell him, as they’d probably get stabbed with a piping bag. Frenchie and Olu, the hosts, would walk around giving moral support and snatching spoonfuls of cream and melted chocolate. Stede and Ed are literally Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood and I will not be taking any criticism on this. Everyone wants Ed’s approval (the handshake) and Stede is a sweetheart with occasional savage moments (“It barely TASTED of orange, if that’s any consolation”). Thanks for coming to my ted talk

    #pirate brain rot #our flags mean death #ofmd #the great british bake off #gbbo#gbbo au #our flag means death au #stede bonnet#edward teach#blackbeard
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  • kutsales
    16.05.2022 - 51 minutes ago

    Brown butter toffee chocolate chunk cookie!

    ig: eylulkokulu

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  • jenniferkatie20
    16.05.2022 - 1 hour ago

    Chocolate Chocolate Chip Cookies

    This triple chocolate chip cookie recipe is perfect in every way. This how-to cookie recipe has the best combination of rich chocolaty flavors. Plus, the sweet triple layers of chocolate make for an awesome cookie. Why go for double chocolate chip cookies when you can go for a triple! Follow us for more delicious recipes. Enjoy, Jennifer Katie x

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  • theprayingteacher
    16.05.2022 - 1 hour ago

    Coffee #God & #GoodMorning 🌻

    Coffee #God & #GoodMorning 🌻

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  • ririthu
    16.05.2022 - 1 hour ago

    More comm. Riri

    Three. Three of them

    #liliths art tag #commandant riri#commandant #punishing gray raven #kamui#camu#chrome #very happy with the back drawing btw. very hot of me to draw myself as hot #gonna tag as #selfshipping#selfship#um#riri selfships #new tag i guess #anyways me x strike hawks so true #comm. Riri cooks and bakes for her friends. Camu eats the ones she makes for herself sometimes #anyways the sunglasses are permanent
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  • clumsi
    16.05.2022 - 1 hour ago

    I want to bake some cinnamon rolls but idk if i have enough ingrenients 😣

    #i should have everything but i know i don't have much flour left #i'm too sick to go buy more plus it rains #i have no one to ask either #idk if i have the energy to bake anything either but i just suddenly crave some pulla #life is tough #an's ramblings #edit: i had just enough flour to make half the recipe #so i decided to try bc i'm so hungry but now i'd need more flour and i don't have any more xD #so i'm just waiting what kind of monstrosity rolls will be born today #at least it'll be delicious
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  • nancisbakeshoppe
    16.05.2022 - 2 hours ago

    Kifli

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  • scotchfield
    16.05.2022 - 3 hours ago

    Potato Pepperoni

    Potato Pepperoni

    3 grams kidney beans

    6 cake pans kale

    8 drops walnuts

    4 pecks toast

    1.25 fluid oz. (UK) jambalaya

    9 pounds pine nuts

    1.75 tablespoons noodles

    5 fifths pizza

    4 drops edimame

    1.5 cups vanilla

    4 pints cherries

    1.75 coffee cups black beans

    0.5 quarts porter

    4 fluid oz. venison

    Pour kale into a hot skillet. Bake in preheated oven for 15 to 20 minutes, or until tops spring back when lightly tapped. Blend in the black beans. Lightly grease a 9x13 inch baking dish. Stir into cherries until just blended. Place the toast on the greased broiling pan, and brush with noodles. Remove half of the pine nuts for basting, and set the remaining aside. Bake 40 to 50 minutes in the preheated oven, or until lightly brown. Bake 40 to 50 minutes in the preheated oven, or until lightly brown. Flip and cook until golden, about 1 to 2 minutes. Add walnuts, saute for 1 minute; then add kidney beans and cook for 7 to 8 minutes on each side. Top with remaining edimame. Stir into porter until just blended. Stir the venison into the vanilla. In a large pot of salted boiling water, cook jambalaya for 8 to 10 minutes or until al dente. Heat oven to 375. Beat in pizza.

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  • mayadawn
    16.05.2022 - 3 hours ago

    Chicken & Mushroom Pie

    Recipe by Le Creme de la Crumb

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  • neptunewastaken
    16.05.2022 - 4 hours ago

    Really tired of how people keep both sides-ing the Depp v Heard case. I can just tell that they think they're being oh-so enlightened and uNbIaSeD by being like "both bad! :^) mutual abuse!!1!" And the aura of superiority is just revolting and infuriating. They seem to *really* think it makes them above everyone else because they've come to this conclusion.

    "Idc about the Depp v Heard trial but I'm going to make a twitter thread anyway about how both of them are bad, I'm right, and the rest of you who think otherwise are simple-minded morons incapable of nUaNcE unlike me! I'm sooo smart. Also if you support one or the other it's OBVIOUSLY because you think they're hawt or are a mindless stan of theirs."

    (I feel like I probably shouldn't even be venting about this but oh well. I am anyway.)

    #I just hate the pretense #don't act like you're any better than other people watching and getting wrapped up in it #if you really don't care then don't comment #especially if uneducated on what's going on #throwing out half-baked opinions isn't doing this any favors #and really man #how many of us are truly unbiased?
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  • loftyangel
    16.05.2022 - 4 hours ago

    izumi3sister

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  • astrovagrant
    16.05.2022 - 4 hours ago

    oughhh bout to do memory den but since i'm deviating from the narrative anyway - i installed the point lookout recreation dlc... nick and lucy try to tour kellogg's brain but take an unexpected side trip into lucy's from when she was stranded in point lookout alone without charon :'| bc she also had her brain a lil scrambled way back when

    #in larger themes and in fg wyn is the one with brain fuckery #but it's baked into fo4 so like. shrug
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  • almosthumongousdonut
    16.05.2022 - 5 hours ago

    Hey, I've finally got a baking business!!!

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  • andragoras-in-vanity
    16.05.2022 - 5 hours ago

    so, if i tried to make little things to selle like scrunchies or soemthing (cause theyre easy and i have a lot of scrap fabric) would anybody buy them? simple clothing of some sort?

    i really need help if anyone has any ideas, ive been unemployed since basically October and ODSP fucked me, i cant work but i cant get help from the government either because i cant take medication to 'prove' i should be on disability, but i really really need money

    #im going to learn how to alter clothes but im in no shape right now to go in and learn #and im really kinda desperate at this point #i need fabric to make some summer clothes and its super costly #i need to make a fall coat before fall comes and i need to pick up soap and dish soap and medicated body wash #and groceries #my health is suffering because i cant eat much but i can eat what i bake but butter is seven bucks a pop so i cant bake #nor do i have a proper oven to bake bread #i need vitamin water cause i dont remember to take vitamins and supplements and what i do remember tastes like roadkill #and dont even ask me how much those cost #and all i actually want is to leave this province which my gramas having surgery on her leg so now my family wont be able to travel this #summer even though my mums be telling me for 5 years wed go to the coast for my birthday and we never do and im not able to go on my own #and i had been all set for tattoos before the pandemic and now i cant afford any of them and i dont think i can convince my old man to pay #for them cause he thinks im just lazy but i just wanna be pretty and everything i do backfires and ends up worse including my hair #and a piercing I've had for ten years #everything sucks and if the plan i have to get me to the coast happens i meed to pray the bank will give me a massive loan so i can #buy a place with three units so the rent would cover me because as i am now i dont know how to make any money #unless im able to get disability out there #and on top of that i finally have reached the point i need a cane and im so ashamed of this stupid body #that no one has ever loved and i dont have money enough to paint it or make it look fancy if i have to use it #i can barely walk i felt better today then made it three steps ar the store before i almost fell down again #i dont know what to do and i need advice on how to make some money when i cant do much and rn i just want to be outside anyway #all of this would be so much less stress if i just had my person but hes not here and i dont know how to meet him #and im so afraid i never will i dont want to pass another fucking year alone and untouched and not knowing what its like to be wantwd #and the more time passes the less my own family wants me and the worse my health gets amd no one cares #and i just want my person cause i know he always would and i dont know what to do but ache for him #and be afraid ill always be trapped in this shitty boring lonely life #but at least i meed money of nothing else to prevent running out before top surger and not affording it and also to get tattoos #im so tired and scared and no one ever knows how to help if they even want to #someone just see me and save me already #i dont want to be doted on or paid for i just want someone to see me and ask me to run away with them
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  • joyjoykitchen
    16.05.2022 - 5 hours ago

    'How To Cake It' Star Yolanda Gampp Releases Second Book, 'Layer Up!'

    ‘How To Cake It’ Star Yolanda Gampp Releases Second Book, ‘Layer Up!’

    Just one of 21 layered cakes in this book How To Cake It You’ve seen it, you know it, you’ve been stumped by it — the “is it cake” viral videos where almost anything can be a seemingly normal object and then with the slice of a knife viewers discover that it is, in fact, cake. Celebrity cake baker, Yolanda Gampp, has been creating mystifying cakes just like that for years. With over 4.5 million…

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    #Baking Cookbooks #celebrity cake star #Crime Scene Kitchen #Fox TV Shows #How To Cake It #HTCI Books #Key Lime Pie recipe #Layer up! #Yolanda Gampp#Youtube Celebrities
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