Okay but hear me out, what about a great british bake off / OFMD AU.
I want the crew as the contestants and the captains as the judges.
Roach would obviously present the orange cake as his signature bake. Jim would stab the cake dough to mix it (“It gets rid of the air bubbles!”). The swede would sit on the floor and watch biscuits bake in the oven, then fall asleep with his forehead leaning on the oven door, and wake up with a third degree burn. Lucius would pretend to bake while he lets Pete do all the work and he keeps eating the raw batter. Wee John would insist they put more decorations. Buttons would be inexplicably good at everything and give zero explanations about it. Fang and Ivan would just have the time of their life - their cake is not the best, but they are very proud of it. They would be happy to be seated far away from Izzy, so they can watch him have a meltdown every five minutes and scream at the muffins cause they are not cooking fast enough. He is taking the whole thing way too seriously but no one wants to tell him, as they’d probably get stabbed with a piping bag. Frenchie and Olu, the hosts, would walk around giving moral support and snatching spoonfuls of cream and melted chocolate. Stede and Ed are literally Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood and I will not be taking any criticism on this. Everyone wants Ed’s approval (the handshake) and Stede is a sweetheart with occasional savage moments (“It barely TASTED of orange, if that’s any consolation”). Thanks for coming to my ted talk
