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  • batarangsoundsdumb
    17.05.2022 - 4 days ago

    bro i've been thinking about this quote "bag of dicks ✓ @dickgrayson

    and on this day i opened instagram to see the guy i’ve called ‘uncle clark’ since i was 9 years old saying he’d have an affair with my father and i smashed my phone against the wall

    Twitter for: Nintendo Switch"

    alll day and i just reread the whole fic and it's so good

    aww fanks bestieee (tho you accidentally tagged someone´s account there woops) but yeah multimedia marketing mistakes still remains to be my pride and joy <3

    #i uhh cant be bothered to tag it rn so just uhmm if you want to check out the fic go to my ao3 link in bio #<3#allulily#bataranswers
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  • batarangsoundsdumb
    15.05.2022 - 1 week ago

    idk if youve checked on the poll lately but we're doing it! superboy is winning 65 to 35 and i choose to believe it is your encouragement that has gotten us here

    oh bless the lord! i havent checked the polls recently bc ive got to turn on the vpn (#just non american thingss) but that´s great y´all we might actually win !

    #bataranswers #dc round robin
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  • batarangsoundsdumb
    12.05.2022 - 1 week ago

    can you reblog the voting this for superboy tomorrow again? then i can ask my friends for their emails :p (sorry ab being weird)

    hell yeah. we gotta support conner at al costs

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  • batarangsoundsdumb
    03.05.2022 - 2 weeks ago

    the bruce cant cook thing is so annoying bc like bruce is overprepared and probs learned basic survival skills like cooking in the off chance that hes in a situation without access to alfred/ anyone else who can cook, man can probs put together a edible, nutritional meal, whether he can be bothered to learn to make food taste good rather than just edible is the real question

    this is my point exactly. but i personally believe the 'bruce cant cook' thing also points to a wider issue in fanon where flaws are disregarded and replaced by meaningless things like '[character] can't cook' or '[character] enjoys [insert food or other banal thing] very much'.

    in a fic where bruce can't cook, or tim enjoys coffee more than life itself, or dick will fight anyone over his cereal, flaws like bruce's struggle with expressing himself emotionally, his not-so-good relationship with his kids, him pushing the people he loves away? all of these things are just not there. everything is perfect- except, oh yeah bruce can't cook.

    it turns this group of people, this family, that is inherently dysfunctional and reduces them to very little and then goes 'aahhaha BUT he can't cook' and i despise that bc most people don't even do it intentionally, it's just common in the fandom so people just do it. without realising that it also kind of waters down their work.

    #rant over once more #im sorry you brought it up again now i must take 2 words out of your ask and run with it #<3 i dont have reading comprehension and i want to make a point about my hyperfixation sorry bestie #anon#bataranswers#bruce wayne #the bruce-cant-cook saga
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  • batarangsoundsdumb
    03.05.2022 - 2 weeks ago

    bruce has a nuclear bomb shelter equipped for grilling

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  • batarangsoundsdumb
    03.05.2022 - 2 weeks ago

    Gotham is probably one of those places with absolute shit weather. so what if Bruce is one lf those dads who will barbecue whenever the **slightests** hints of sunshine show?

    Wayne manor is also on an island so its probably super windy as well

    Keeps a little umbrella over the grill to keep the rain from hitting it, only for it to almost get carried away by the wind

    no, bruce picks dates in the calendar and sends invites by e-mail and no matter the weather, he will grill. he's stood outside getting soaked by the rain while holding a giant umbrella over the grill.

    (sidenote, wayne manor is in bristol, which is the mainland, gotham is an island though)

    #i think he does build the infrastructure for grilling in every weather imaginable #like a veranda or something #he'll be calling up jason like 'hey you didnt rsvp for the barbecue tonight. if you come i can still make those ribs you like' #while jason's like 'it's february- there's a SNOWSTORM' #bruce 'well sorry i was under the impression you owned a snowmobile' #bruce wayne#GRILLKING#batman#anon#bataranswers
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  • batarangsoundsdumb
    08.04.2022 - 1 mont ago

    dc vs vampires except jasons internal monologue the entire time is "omg..... like twilight...."

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  • batarangsoundsdumb
    08.04.2022 - 1 mont ago

    where would u recommend starting if i want to get in to the comics?

    a lot of the time reading comics is like throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks. try to find some characters you already like and see what their 'best' runs are (some comic nerd will have a list ready to go at your disposal). read the writers and themes you enjoy, have complete and total disregard for what you don't enjoy and use fandom wiki or google if you don't know what's going on.

    for the batman continuity i would just recommend stuff like batman: year one to get a taste for the character of batman. robin (1989) is fairly straightforward for tim. batgirl (2001) is fairly straightforward for cass. under the red hood is basically required reading at this point. robin and batman (2021) is great for getting into dick grayson. robin (2021) seems to be a really easy way to get to know damian's character and his family dynamics. batgirl volume 2 is the steph bible. red hood and the outlaws (rebirth) is pretty easy to get into and also introduces some characters that aren't just the batfam.

    #have fun and enjoy #also know that searching something under the lines of 'readcomicsonline' will get you very many results #the problem with comics is that you always have to start somewhere and i'd recommend that somewhere is with a character you already like #it's going to be confusing at first but totally worth it when you read something that just makes you go 'NNNNNGHSDJH' #comics as a medium are just so nice and great for storytelling and if you find a really great comic you'll see the creators playing with it #like young avengers volume 2. which essentially uses the pages of a comic as a dimension of itself #or bruno redondo's visual storytelling in nightwing (2016) recently #ppl sometimes see comics as a hurdle to get over before they can read some inspired fanfic but it's just GREAT in itself #bataranswers #anyways im sure other people have a better idea of which exact runs are the best but i dont really pay attention to whose writing #dc#batfam
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  • batarangsoundsdumb
    05.04.2022 - 1 mont ago

    at first I was like, wow, this persons posts r really cool!! and now I think u (the person behind the madness) r really cool simply because of 1 Brokeback Mountain reference. (cowboys are secretly frequently fond of each other really IS such a Brokeback song fr)

    aw so sweet bestie. cowboys are secretly frequently fond of each other should have been in brokeback, willie nelson even suggested it (as a joke) but STILL.

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  • batarangsoundsdumb
    01.04.2022 - 1 mont ago

    apparently one time doug walker was at a con and someone asked him if he'd gaet down on all fours and eat a sugar cube out of their hand like a horsey and he didn't want to do it but they asked him to and he caved in like under two minutes. my point is thd dude is an inverdibrate, goat no spine. also possibly why is bad things happen around him? no spikne to stop the bad people

    who?

    #what is this story and why are you telling me this?? #bataranswers
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  • batarangsoundsdumb
    30.03.2022 - 1 mont ago

    Listen I DID read Fifty Shades of Grey but I did NOT read twilight. I have a line that I don't cross in literature

    miss girl there are lines and there is literature but you cannot draw a line from literature to fifty shades of grey OR twilight. you can draw a circle around fifty shades of grey and twilight and write 'mormon mom's fantasy <3'

    #literature has no place in the conversation #but i am truly interested in your mind lolz #how do you say yes to fifty shades and no to TWILIGHT? #honest to god twilight was everything to me when i was like 9 or whatever and some of that energy is still kept inside of me #bataranswers#non dc#twilight #?
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  • batarangsoundsdumb
    30.03.2022 - 1 mont ago

    Jason Todd would legit get into a physical fight over people hating on Twilight

    And he's also a Team Edward so he'd also get into fights against Team Jacobs but on tumblr

    teenage jason actually had a twilight tumblr and after he died it obviously went unactive, but after he came back he just logged back on like normal and went back to his girlblogging. everybody in the asks like 'where did you go?' and he's like 'i died but i could never abandon edward and bella <3'

    #jason girlblogs #jason reads trashy novels #jason thinks cw riverdale is actually a really fun show unironically #jason todd#purple-vixen#red hood#bataranswers
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  • batarangsoundsdumb
    30.03.2022 - 1 mont ago

    The original jamie delano hellblazer is awesome, but the best hellblazer is si spurrier’s sandman universe. Tom taylor’s is absolute shit and it makes me angrier than anything else.

    thank you bestie i will be reading your recs.

    #i think one of my favourite versions of john will still be the cw dc shows #matt ryan john constantine is just <3 #too bad he turned into a mushroom and sold his soul to a demon lol #bataranswers#ask
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  • batarangsoundsdumb
    29.03.2022 - 1 mont ago

    OH MY GOD IVE BEEN WONDERING WHY YOU DISAPPEARED TURNS OUT I HAVE BEEN SEEING UR POSTS I JUST DIDNT RECOGNIZE UR PROFILE PIC???? this is very funny to me

    babe i'm never going to disappear unless someone happens to show up at 39°31'19.6"N 95°15'06.8"W at 7pm monday 31st of january with a gun and some shrimp fried rice

    #anyways yes i did change my pfp what do y'all think about it? #i also changed my profile pic #AND URL #on my other blog #miskatebishop #come follow me on there i make funny jokes about marvel comics #bc i cannot pick between my two great frenemies #bataranswers#anon
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  • batarangsoundsdumb
    29.03.2022 - 1 mont ago

    wait when did u change ur profile pic?? it's not the same and i didn't recognize u :( it was red robin before right? idk

    anyways hope ur having a good day

    i changed it like a week ago and it was a really ugly picture of dick grayson and i thought that he deserved to look a bit cuter

    so fyi we've had a profile pic change

    #lmao ive had this profile pic for so long ppl just didnt recognise me #this is why we've gotta keep y'all on your TOES #okay so new pfp :D #i like him a lot more than the old one #he looks so cool and youthful #feel like i'm revamping myself for the new age #bataranswers#anon#ask
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  • batarangsoundsdumb
    26.03.2022 - 1 mont ago

    It's right, i also do headcanons about Dick's training, in the years between robin's transition to nightwing

    Bruce: did you learn to do this while training with those eldritch spirits in that magical dimension full of demons?

    Dick: Did you learn those moves while training with those goblins who shrunk you up and made you fight a grasshopper?

    they speak so seriously none of the batboys know if they are serious or just messing with them

    the biggest problem is when more and more batpeople start to find it relatable and then they find out all of them trained with the same french pastry chef who was a master of karate.

    tim: you guys trained with him too?

    jason: are you kidding? i spent months with him after i came back to life.

    cass: i trained with him for weeks when i was a toddler.

    damian: what? you mean you all knew chef Kick-Ass?

    #stephanie walking into that convo: okay yes this is a totally relatable thing to talk about #steph didn't train with him but she did spend a lot of time studying with sue his sous chef niece #bataranswers#bruce wayne#nightwing#batman#dick grayson#batfam
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  • batarangsoundsdumb
    25.03.2022 - 1 mont ago

    Superman love animals SO MUCH. He's FROM KANSAS. He has all the barn cat's footsteps memorized and all the cow's super specific eye colors. He carries deer away from the highway. People act like he's the animal whisperer but really he just cares

    EXACTLY. clark just really likes animals. he was raised on a farm so like,, he probably saw his cows more often than his friends.

    #clark kent powermove: being able to tell all his cows apart but then turning around and calling his friends the wrong names #ask#bataranswers#anon
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  • batarangsoundsdumb
    13.03.2022 - 2 monts ago

    I have a headcanon that before Bruce stepped up to help financially, Jay and Barry would just steal food from shipping yards before it got to trucks. Their logic was that they did a lot of good for their communities by being fed and even if they weren't, it wasn't like anybody could catch them.

    i feel like they'd be even more robin hood than that and just steal food from every person on the fortune 500 richest people in america list. they use a random number generator to find out whose gigantic wall sized fridge they're going to hit next.

    the reason bruce stepped in is because he found them trying to rob his fridge.

    #alfred's on holiday so the only thing in that fridge is out of date alphabet soup #i imagine barry finding out bruce's secret identity and just doubling over laughing. throwing cans of soup at his window at night #accidentally throwing a can through his window at high speed so bruce sticks his head out the broken window and just glares at him #barry runs away and hides in antartica for a good 6 hours #niiwa-angel#ask#bataranswers#jay garrick#barry allen#the flash#dc#dcu#dc comics#bruce wayne#batman
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  • batarangsoundsdumb
    04.03.2022 - 2 monts ago

    Bruce would probably post a random minion meme in his twitter account and then disappear from social media for a month until he posts another minion meme because the PR division from Wayne Enterprises are once again bothering him to engage more on social media

    bruce posting this on a sunday morning after 3 months of twitter silence:

    #i feel like he uses minion memes passive aggressively #like a minion with a banana and the caption 'i love when there isn't any food in the house because your 11 y/o let cow into the kitchen' #anyways sorry for the long answering time i am a government agency #bruce wayne#purple-vixen#bataranswers #(the two sons are dick and tim btw. dick wanted to get his little brother drunk to get him to reveal some tea about younger superheroes) #dick like: mmmh ok so it's bumblebee who ate my burrito on that justice league retreat #batfam#batman#dc#dcu#dc comics#minions
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  • batarangsoundsdumb
    26.02.2022 - 2 monts ago

    you need to stop being the funniest person in the bat/dc fandom and leave some content for the rest of us to make (/half joking-- but you are legit one of the funniest bat/dc blogs I follow)

    first of all i am not the funniest but second of all, the idea that funnyness can run out, like there's a certain amount of jokes that can be made before the tap is closed and all the content is gone. lmao

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