I had some work to do but now I’m back with another series of *You know what this looks like to me*
note: Yes, I finished watching. Yes, I know they’re not their children. Am I still going to be delulu? Yes.
Another note: Of course I don’t support any of these actions. This is for comical purpose, so take it lightly.
You know what this looks like to me (Part 2)
Mommy’s favourite smart boy Ryun Goo edition
You know what this looks like to me?
🙎🏻♀️: my son just won 1st place mathlete
Mommy Koo: *snicker, pats Ryun Goo’s head fondly* Did you know my Ryun Goo won every other year, he didn’t go this year because he said it was boring and wanted join the one is US. He’s so selfless, giving other kids a chance… Did you also know he’s the class president, highest in class, music prodigy-
🙎🏻♀️: I heard Choi Jun Woong is last again
Mommy Koo: *scoffs* Please, the other boys could only dream to have half of my Jun Woong’s beauty. Ever heard the saying “When your pretty, nothing else matters”. Of course, it’s all thanks to me and my husband’s perfect visuals- *looks at 🙎🏻♀️’s son* You know korea has some top notch plastic surgeons, should I give you a number?
Ryun Goo: *silently eats his food because no one can stop a mom when they’re showing off* 👀 I should’ve stayed home.
You know what this looks like to me?
Ryun Goo: Eomma, is this necessary?
Mommy Koo: *shushed him as the door open* Principal! It’s nice to finally meet you! *snaps her fingers, her little minion staffs bring in boxes of gifts*
Mommy Koo: I hope you like them, I personally chose them for you! Ah, I’ve heard a lot about you from my husband! Do you remember him? THE CHAIRMAN OF JUMADEUNG CORP? CHAIRMAN PARK JOONG GIL? Yes, yes, I’m sure you know him! This is my son RYUN GOO, thay’s RY-UN-GUUU. Remember his name. I’ll introduce my other son, CHOI JOON WOONG, another time. *repeated her two son’s name slowly to get the principal to remember* Please take care very good care of them. Oh, here! I got you a new suit from xxx brand. It’s their limited edition!
Ryun Goo: *Face palm and mutters* you only talk about dad’s work when you need something…At least give him more attention at home…
Thank god dad works well or else we might go bankrupt.
You know what this looks like to me?
Koo ryeon stares down the girl at the door.
Ryun Goo: *nervous, whispers to daddy Joong Gil* Appa, help me.
Daddy Joong Gil: *eyes son, clears his throat* You must be our Ryun Goo’s friend… He’s told us a lot about you-
Mommy Koo: I need your portfolio, your grades and a resume of all your credentials all through out high school, middle school, primary school and preschool.
🙍🏻♀️: um…???
Daddy Joong Gil: Honey, be nice- *tries to laugh it off awkwardly*
Mommy Koo: If you’re taking my son to prom then I need to know who you are. *crosses arm* Now…your resume?
Ryun Goo: *sighs* I’m sorry for asking her out…
* Daddy Joong Gil pats him in the back, apologetic*
Choi Jun Woong: *Walks down stairs, sees scene at the door, walks back up*
No other species like asian mothers, am I right?
