How mercs react to you gently reminding them about how much they love you. I got this idea from a person called @denofdreams-writerblr You should go check them out! :) Sorry this is abit like the compliment post I did so yeah enjoy.

Scout

Before you both went to battle you reminded him about how much you love him. ''Scout, Just wanna let you know that I care about you.'' He shocked. (did s/o just?...!)

*Sniff*Thanks babe. Are you crying, scout? (teasing) No, I am not! Aww, scout. He will brag about this too. Guess what guys s/o just- Ugh, what now scout... (←The whole team except pyro lol) He will also remind you about how much he loves you. Both in private and public! :))

Solider

THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND WORDS CUPCAKE! He will brag about it just like scout. He just loves you so much, he just needs to expres his butterfly feeling about it with other. MY CUPCAKE IS THE BEST! ...Has the soldier gotten more insane? (←medic) Everbody is shocked by how he can actually can melt by your simple yet kind words. Its just...soldier is always so mean to them but not to you. What made him into such a madly in love sweetheart? It is probably because of your kindness and understanding towards him :). You are such a wonderful person s/o!

Pyro

Pyro is very very happy. They will hug you, cuddle with you, kiss you, head pat, everything! You are such a sweetheart! Your words are so beautiful it makes pyro flutter just like the butterflies in spring. They love hearing you saying such kind words, it makes pyro feel like they heart is on fire!

Engineer

He is....melting. Help. Your gentle words are the ultimate bang in his heart. BANG! oof, my heart... He is...blushing so madly. If you tease about it he will explode or maybe faint. Pls don`t. Oh engi~ Why is your face so hot? Both visually and physically? W-What did you just!? Help. Send help. There is a bright red Texan man at the base, pls send help.

Heavy

He may not react but oh boy he is a happy big boy. He is very very happy. He might even blush a little! T-Thank you s/o. Heavy loves s/o too very very much. He will treat you with a treat you like. :)) Heavy made pie for s/o. I hope they like it :) Ohhh~ Can I have a slice? (←scout) *Death glare* NO.

Demoman

Oh~I love ye too, love. Your word are so kind :) He is an happy drunk boy for the next few days. Which makes him look crazy during battle, he would randomly grin/smile at that memory. Why are you smiling demoman? Oh~It`s nothing~*hick* After that memory, he gives you reminders that he loves you more often. Too often. Nothing bad with that!

Sniper

This boy...is having a breakdown in his head *sniff* Why are you so...NICE! He will definitely give you a flower crown. You deserve it. You are his queen/king/love. :)) *Floof*...! *you look up and there is a flower crown hmm?* What? *you find a paper tied to it* Your words are gentle just like these flowers. Ohh Sniper you little cheeky shy sniper. *Sniper from like behind a wall watching s/o`s reaction.* (I think they like it :). ) Hell yeah, flower crowns there are awesome.

Medic

I think I am lovesick again. Lol. He blushes red. Medic used flirty doctor. But, it failed. (does anybody get this reference idk) Anyway, he is blushing red. If you tease about it instead, he gonna faint. Oh~Medic you look lovesick, do you want the treatment~? I-I *You surprise kiss him* You okay now love? (s/o`s smug face) *nosebleed* Oh no! Are you okay!? Medic! You know why does he get to be a flirty boy every time! sometimes you wanna tease him too you know?

Spy

This fancy man is going to cry. You reminding him how you love him is like the whole world. You are just the sweetest. He is gonna cry about this, he is just really happy. He gonna silently hug you/ pat your head when you reminded him. He just can`t describe how happy he is. You are truly the light in his life that can actually make him really loved. He loves you dearly, but the more you remind him the more he will fall in love and be able to express himself better.

Woo! That was fun, lol. Medic boy cant flirt oh no :<. Hehe its okay he will get you next time~! Flirty medic oof. Anyway bye bye!

Clothing

No old medic this time but I need a break to refill on headcanons and doodles.

Here are the normal mercs instead.

Hey! I love this blog so much. I was wondering if you could do kissing headcanons for each of the mercs? Any kind of kiss too! I hope you're doing well :)

Oh yes! I knew this day would come! I think I am prepared to write this (。-`ω-) I think. damn...kissing...Just be warned. Some might be short some will be long. Sorry I just feel so tired today so yeah need a bit of a break. My back hurts...*crack* (like the sound you hear when you crack a glowstick) I am now glowing! yey. (wtf is wrong with me lmao)

Scout

Oh, this fast boy, his kisses are random. Just like rolling dice. You dont know what kind of kiss you will get. He sometimes does surprise kisses, little pecks, a whole ass kiss you really don`t know. His favorite is quick and unexpecting kisses. You face of shock is so cute! Oh! Then guess what Lisa! He- *surprise kiss out of nowhere* Hehe love ya babe *dashes to somewhere else* *s/o freezes* ??? Haha, s/o your face is bright red. Oh shut up Lisa.

Soldier

This soldier is...hmmm, it is rough. Yeah, like the vibe is soft but the way it feels is rough...in a way but dont at the same, idk. He kisses you wherever he feels like it. Public or private he does not care. Oh you're talking to scout? nope. I think he instead enjoys it a little when he does kisses in public. To him, it is the universal sign of HEY MAGGOTS! THIS CUPCAKE IS MINE!! Soldier... *sign and blush* Ew what the fuck. (←scout) lmao

Pyro

It is random, but not as random as scout tho. They give you little pecks with their mask very often. You are cooking? *little peck* You are cleaning your weapon? *little peck* You killing the enemy on the battlefield? *Little peck* He does it whenever. Its so cute! *little peck* Aww thanks pyro! *you give back a peck too* !? Blushes like crazy while jumping up and down. Mmmph!! :))

Engineer

Soft. It is so soft help. You will melt. He would just suddenly kiss you while you are cleaning your weapon. *soft kiss* !? Hehe, your cute reaction never gets boring. He likes to keep it private but! If he feels playful he will unexpectedly suddenly kiss you. Sneaky Texan man mode: ON. Another thing is that he loves is cheek kisses. Hell yeah, quick and easy. He likes to boop your nose after the kiss.

Heavy

His kisses are soft, very very gentle. He will do it at the right moment instead of doing it randomly/unexpectedly. It is perfect. You two were chilling in his room, he then just cupped your face and kissed you gently. Heavy loves s/o :)). AWWW Me too heavy *you kiss him back* He also likes to pat your head while kissing :))).

Demoman

Sloppy kiss. (nothing bad about them) He will surprise kiss you a lot. Hey s/o look behind you. *surprise lip kiss* W-What!? Hehe, I gotcha ya! He is so cheeky. He is such a cheeky little one. Suprise kisses everywhere. lol. Both public and private! Your blushing face is just so dang cute. He will surprise kiss you even during battle! S/o! Look! Hmm? *surprise kiss yet again* Hehe, sorry just needed a recharge! Lord help my heart and soul this cute boy is gonna explode my heart into pieces.

Sniper

...He loves doing small pecks on your forehead. Just a little cute peck. But! He also likes a proper kiss too you know! When he does he is the cutest thing ever. When he does kiss you he will cover his red face with his hat. Aww, sniper let me see your adorable face. N-No i-it ain't cute! .......*whisper voice* Y-You are 100 times cu-cuter. Sniper, did you say something? Nothing! He also likes to give quick nose boops when he is busy. *Boop* Hehe, That`s cute love. :).

Medic

He has two modes honestly, one is I am a fluffy doctor and the other is I am a flirty doctor (yep flirty medic is back! :> ) When he fluffy doctor he will give you little cheek kisses. Just like Archimedes But...when he is a flirty boy... He is so unpredictable. You would be reading a book then he would just suddenly take the book, and kiss you. He would then whisper in your ear ''Oh sorry s/o. I just needed treatment since I was lovesick~♡'' (if you read my crap you know this weird reference) He is such a flirty boy, isn`t he. N-Nothing wrong with that or anything.

Spy

He is a smooth boy. Oh hell yeah. He will spin you around and then put one hand on your waist before kissing you deeply. Just like in a romance movie. It is very romantic. He will only do this in private tho. ''Oh~Mon Amour why are you so cute honestly'' (this is his inside head voice there is no way in fuck he going to say that out loud but he really does lol) He also likes hand kisses. In a way, it is just a reminder of how much he loves you. All that cheesy romantic crap is private. There is no way in hell he is going to do that in public, all that cute stuff where he literally melts in your arms is only for you in private. :< (you're fine with it tho, it then just means that you can keep all that cute faces/reactions to yourself!)

So yeah, I am tired as fuck my stomach has just been doing 100 backflips for the past hour. So...Hope you enjoy anon! I had a fun time writing this! Let me just go take a break. So yeah um, bye, hope you have a good day!

ignore this just organizing my tags so i can find stuff easier

Gonna start an argument by headcanoning each merc as either a cat person or a dog person.

Scout:

Dog person.

Cats scare him, he can't ever pick them up without getting scratched or bitten. They hiss at him for literally no reason.

Dogs like him. Treat him as a younger brother. Still bite him occasionally for education purposes.

Soldier:

Dog person.

He likes cats too though. He can watch them for hours.

But nothing beats playing fetch with an excited pup. Throw thing. Wait. Throw thing again. Do it 369531678469 more times. It's good for the autism.

Pyro:

Dog person and cat person and every other animal and bird and fish and bug person.

Cats sleep on his lap, it's their happy place, he is soft and warm like a furnace.

Dogs run around and he runs with them, and if it isn't the best time of their lives holy shit.

Demoman:

Cat person.

He loves dogs too, but at the sight of a cat brain goes "KITTY" and he all but sobs because they're so damn small. How are they so damn small.

Also somehow very good at playing with cats. Got that perfect movement speed and agility of a fun target to practice hunting on.

Heavy:

Cat person.

He loves dogs, but you can't have an in-depth conversation with a dog. You can, however, unload all your emotional baggage upon a cat, and feel understood somehow.

Ironically, dogs love him way more than cats do. He's warm and smells like пряники. (I don't know the English word for пряники, if there even is one)

Engineer:

Dog person.

What even are cats. Don't they just hate everyone. - bad cat experience speaking.

Dogs love him and he loves dogs, and he'd be great at training them to do commands and the like.

Medic:

Birds person.

As indifferent to cats as he is to dogs.

Cats think he's a curious man, like to observe him from a distance. Dogs just bark at him and whine of he gets too close to quickly.

Sniper:

Dog person.

A cat is good. Not very useful though. Catches mice, but there's no mice in the van. Catches bugs, but that's excessive, given the amount of perfectly good Australian spiders he's adopted.

A dog is good AND useful! Tracking. Hunting. Fetching things. He would teach it skills, not commands for entertainment. A professional dog for a professional man.

Spy:

Cat person.

Thinks dogs are too messy.

Thinks cats are less messy, but messy still. Wouldn't move for hours if a cat sat on him, but then would complain about his suit being all ruined. Probably allergic to all the fluff, too, poor soul.

That's it, now tear me apart with more correct opinions.

he is tiny

Drew the mercs from memory, never doing it again

How they mercs react to you calling them handsome. Do you know what time it is? It is cheesy writing time!!! I got inspired by @snakess-17 They are also very epic writer :))

Scout

O-Of course I am! (Did s/o really mean it? That was so cute...SCOUT think of a cheesy pick-up line uh of yeah!) He then tells you the most cheesiest pick-up line while his face is bright red.

You bet he will flex about this. FOR A WHOLE MONTH. The others were almost at the limit. Guess what. s/o called me- Oh shut it scout we get it! lover boy. (←engi) YEAH! SHUT IT MAGGOT! (←soldier)

Soildier

THANK YOU CUPCAKE! YOU ARE ALSO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON ALIVE!!! He will also brag about it. But unlike scout, no one will stop him from doing it. If somebody cuts him off...GO TRANING MAGGOT. COME BACK HERE IF YOU DO 500 PUSH-UPS!! eek.

He will also softly smile when you say that word. It is those rare moments where a soldier's soft side comes out fully instantly. (I mean it always does when he is around you tho)

Pyro

*GAAAAASP* Did s/o seriously say that? Pryo hugs you VERY tightly. Not just a 5-second hug a whole hour hug.

Pyro hugs you much more than usual. Hugs everywhere and anytime. (Pyro hugs you about 3~10 times a day. )

Engineer

AWWWWW Thank you, darling! You are so nice. He is melting. (I`m burnin` up (one of the engi voice lines did you catch that? idk) He will give hundreds of compliments for the next week or so.

If you say that while he talking to someone. He will freeze. Did you just do a cute attack on him!? Critical hit bang!

Heavy (sorry this is short)

He will freeze. Heavy has heard this word being used in romantic movies...*blush* did s/o just... Yup. Heavy is blushing. He rarely blushes. He then gives you about 5 bear hugs for the next few days. S/o is precious. S/o is very cute. Heavy love s/o :)) awwww heavy I love you too.

Demoman

You really *hick* think so? When you noded he legit cried. THIS IS SO SWEET!!! AWW, LOVE COME OVER HERE. GUESS WHAT S/O JUST SAID GUYS!? *SNIFF* He has a bit of body insecurity so having those comforting words come out means the whole world to him. *sniff* He will definitely talk about this with all of his friends. YOU ARE JUST THE SWEETEST HONESTLY!

Sniper

*Windows XP error sound* lol. He will just freeze. Sorry, I Didn't Quite Get That. (Siri reference this is so random. help) If you had described his face it is ''error pls send me help. Cuteness overload'' lol. He will then heat up (like a laptop/computer) Then he will restart. Then he will finally respond. wot.

Medic

He is not sure how to react. Um, thank you s/o! He might not react much but oh boy when he is alone, his head just...KA-BOOM! Did s/o just!? ahhhh they are so sweet! help me. (he will cry about this in bed) For the next few ways, he will have too many checkups for you. Too many. Checkup again medic? Yep, (it is not a checkup it is comforting and hugging each other but anyway.

Spy (tomato time baby~)

...Merde help me. S/o`s kindness and cuteness are killing me (nothing bad with that just in a good way). He will say quick thanks and says he is busy (He is just exploding okay?) He will go on the rooftop then. POOF. His face is bright red, thank god his mask can hide it. *Le Sign* WHY IS S/O IS SO FUCKING DANG CUTE!!! (inside voice) Lord help him, his face is a tomato lmao. He is just so happy! S/o is just so kind. Ugh, I am such a lovesick fool...My lover is waiting for me downstairs I should go see them...My face is red...help. He will then give a million compliments about you too! :)

This was so much fun! All of them are tomatoes~! I-I just kept on laughing when writing scout, solider, and spys part. Expeically soldiers part, gramerly kept on changing it to MORE SOLID and I cant stop laughing, that name fits him. MORE SOLID. But he turns into a liquid when you hug/cuddle him tho. Anyway, let me go back into my cave and eat some chips. Here is a piece of potato chip for you too! Only a piece tho sorry. Just kidding~ Here is a bag of chips (/*'▽')/ *insert bag of potato chip emoji here.*

current obsessions: tf2 and perfume

Could you do mercs x reader who has nightmares that keep them up for days, and the mercs are trying to help the reader to deal with them? Sorry if it's too specific, have a wonderful day my guy!!:)

OHH! This is such a good idea!! By the way, there is nothing wrong with being specific!!! :)) This ain`t gonna be cheesy but rather comfort /fluff focus! Hope you enjoy it and have a good day too!

Scout

Scout noticed on how tired and dead you looked and he was really worried it has been about 2 days since you were like this. So the moment after breakfast he asked you about it. Your eye used to sparkle but now they looked nothing more than marble with no light. You both went somewhere private and talked about it. After explaining the problem, scout comforted you. What he did is that two hours before you sleep he made you relax. Such as by reading comics, cracking jokes, etc. And it worked! You still woke up in the middle of the night but this time instead of 3 hours of sleep you 5. So, step by step that week you were able to feel safe. Scout also has some sleep problems so he also knows some tips. :).

Soldier

He interrogated you as soon as you looked the slightest bit different. Those eyes...He knew something was up. When he talked to you he lowered his voice. Cupcake is there some up? Did a maggot hurt you!!. After explaining he asked if he could fight this nightmare. You chuckled at that. That was a sign of relief, you finally smiled. That is good. What he did to help you were give you a million comfort words. This helped you a lot...and you know that soldier only says that to you which makes your heart go fuzzy. He also borrowed (stole) everybody`s pillows. They tried to get it back then they got a whole explanation from the soldier about how his cupcake needed it the most right now. so umm...yeah no pillow for others. Only for you.

Pyro

As soon as he saw his princess/prince/ s/o look tired. It was a big nope for pyro. You ain`t gonna go nowhere pyro will comfort you 24/7. Until you feel better pyro will dedicate all their time to you and comfort you. So what if soldier yells at me for not working! The most important thing is that they comfort you! They will bring all the stuffed toys/comfort objects. Pyro will read bedtime stories. They will so hug you while reading. Once done reading they will pat your head, and slowly watch them sleep. Pat...Pat...Pat...pat....zzzzz. If you wake up again they either repeat or make the comfort castle bigger and better.

Engineer

Since he also has sleep problems he will definitely notice and ask about it. After you explain, he will make sure to help you sleep for at least the necessary amount a human needs to sleep (I am too lazy to search up) He will be comfort support. He will make dinners that are easy to digest, like instead of a heavy steak you eat some nice soup or salad. So yep, he is in charge of dinner! He will let you sleep in his workplace and he will comfort you with compliments. He will sing you songs with his guitar. You will eventually sleep thanks to his soothing Texan voice.

Heavy

Big bear will comfort you. He also sometimes have nightmare from the past so he can relate. He will read you the most interesting books ever. Like the one where it makes you at peace and wonders about life in general. About 2 hours before you sleep he will let you in his room and chill with him. If you don`t like reading then he will read it to you instead. You would lay your head on his chest and he would be holding a book with one hand while the other patting your head :)).

Demoman

He will be drinking less when he needs to support you. (wow) He will put all of his focus on you. He will hug you on the couch 24/7 and tell you cool stories. And guess what s/o! He exploded into a million pieces you should have seen it! His face was priceless hahaha! *s/o giggles* Aww! Your laugh is so cute love! :)). He will start to quiet down once he sees you looking sleepy. And then!... Oh, you are so precious...Good night s/o.

Sniper

When you explained your issue he instantly asked if you would like to sleep/chill in his van. Of course, you said yes. He was really nervous, he is not really used to comforting others. So, he tried everything in his power to help, and he will be less shy to give you hugs. He will share some interesting stories from the past. When he hears you laugh his heart melted. He made his van clean for you! To make you comfortable. :)), If you wake up he will be there for you to comfort you. Shhh Its okay love. Breath in and out ok? ~After a few momment~ Do you want something to drink? You need blankets? Oh, you dont want either? Hmm, what do you want then? *respond* Y-You want cuddles!? Um... (why is s/o so cute.) Of course, you can have cuddles :).

Medic

This man is a doctor he knows everything about what you need. He will keep you in the med bay. You just chilling on the hospital bed. If he has a comforting hour with you every night, nobody that walks in ain't getting treatment, you need comfort the most right now. Hey medic!!! I have a broken arm!!! I don`t care scout, come back in 1 hour. So, Leave! You know medic maybe you should check- No s/o right now it is comfort hour. My focus is on you right now. Now, where were we in the story? :)

Spy

He can relate sometimes nightmares do keep him up at night, so he does have some knowledge about it. He has read a few books about treatments so that`s good. He will let you sleep in the smoking room. With the most fanciest things ever. Everything is top quality. He will pat your head a lot. He will talk about all the gossip. Did you know s/o- *continues on* Once he sees a sign of sleepiness in your face he will stop and pat your head in a nice pattern. If you wake up he will comfort you again. Oh, you woke up s/o? Come over here on my lap :).

This was so cool to write. Nightmares sucks...I used to get a lot of nightmares as a child so this was interesting. But, now these days I don`t get any nightmares, which is good but it makes me forget about how I felt in the past. So...This was nostalgic in a way. Thank you for the wonderful request anon! \(*´ω｀*)/

TF2 MERCS AS YOUTUBERS 😰

SCOUT: has a gaming/ like a unus annus style channel. Frequently gets all of the others to participate. long running joke about how jerma and him are long lost brothers. does a few speedpaints and tutorial videos from time to time and of course baseball videos. has his own gfuel flavor 😔 calls his subs his “boyz (gender neutral)”

SNIPER: foraging, hunting and survival videos. “Surviving 3 months in the australian outback” “How to use every part of a moose” “how to preserve animal bones” has a ton of thirsty af fans bc he frequently is seen without a shirt in his survival videos and due to his deep voice 😳🫣 has gotten lots of request to do asmr, always says he will do one at 4 million subscribers (currently at 3.8 million 😰) also revealed the fact he can play the sax on a medic livestream and everyone was SHOOK. calls his subscribers “roos”

SOLDIER: educational channel about various wars and general military stuff. also does mre tasting videos and raccoon care taking videos. frequently appears in scouts videos bc this man loves doing dumb shit. one of his videos blew up and the conservatives started flooding in but he immediately was like “FUCK OFF YOU UNAMERICAN ASSHOLES”subscribers are called “cadets”

ENGIE: obviously he does stuff about engineering but also does videos about grilling and southern cuisine. very popular due to his high quality editing, personality and lovely voice. running joke for his channel is people calling him any variation of dad, he prides himself on it because he often gets emails and comments from people telling him about how he is the father figure people wanted growing up. first time he got a comment like that he cried 😭 also does TheBackyardScientist type videos when Scout appears on his channel. also does videos with demo sometimes. does restoration videos also. AND GUITAR AND VOCAL COVERS OF OLD COUNTRY SONGS 😭😭 calls his subscribers his “darlings”

MEDIC: does similar videos to Ask A Mortician. also dove care and has videos on different medical procedures from around the world and from different time periods. also has basic first aid videos on his channel. calls his subscribers “meine kleine tauben” has random little german lessons in his videos sometimes. had his beloved sometimes help him with videos and he became a fan favorite bc… ough lorge hubby with deep voice and medic talked him into making his own channel. plays his violin on livestreams sometimes (engie, demo and sniper sometimes play with him)

HEAVY: reads classic russian and latin on his channel and does teaching videos about the languages he knows and about chess. very vibey and videos you can fall asleep to easily. also tells stories about his family sometimes. does gun care videos too. calls his subscribers his “медвежата” also gets called a dad by people 😭

DEMOMAN: does videos about cryptids and how to hunt them 😰 also does videos about the occult, on how to make your own alcohol (with the help of engie), piano and bagpipe videos also videos on what its like living life with only one eye. subs are called “lads” 🏃🏻

PYRO: gameplay videos / guides. Minecraft and other games like that are a staple on their channel. Do unboxing videos on different subscription boxes containing cute items. also do videos about mental and physical health (specifically concerning burn victims) always provide subtitles as soon as the videos come out so everyone can enjoy and understand them. also… plush restoration and doll customization videos… subscribers are called “matches” or “lil sparks” and are very protective of pyro

SPY: does film reviews and video essays on like topics that only a niche group of people appreciate. also does very high quality and realistic sfx makeup plus makeup reviews and rant videos about shitty brands. also due to his vast knowledge on languages and different cultures he dies a lot of videos on that plus videos on wine and suits cuz hes a fancy bitch. (and no heidi im sorry but imagining spy as the nostalgia critic makes me want to scream so he is going to be NORMAL)

Ok but like.... how do all the mercs act as like "big brother/dad" to pyro

oh boy do i have some information for you

Heavy:

-He has permanent dad energy, it comes natural.

-Lots of humoring Pyro like going to tea parties or talking to stuffed animals. As the brother to a bunch of sisters, he's used to it.

-Calls Pyro all sorts of things in Russian. It can range from 'firestarter'

to 'puppy'.

Soldier:

-Again with the talking to stuffed animals thing, but he takes it seriously. Like, really seriously. Like screaming at the top of his lungs at them while they're in formation seriously.

-He absolutely taught Pyro how to flare jump.

-Everyone's used to Soldier and brushes him off when he tries to order them around, but Pyro can just waltz in and leave with the entire team at their heels. Soldier really respects that.

Scout:

-You know the domination lines where he calls Pyro 'Mumbles' or something similar? Those, but (affectionate).

-Side note-- each class calls Pyro's stuffed animals a different name 'cause they can't tell what Pyro's saying. Scout gives them "cool" names, ex: Buzzkill, two of them are referred to as Rip and Tear; his favorite, though, is a baseball themed teddy bear, which he named Jeremy and considers to be the coolest.

-Pyro likes to play Catch, so they do that from time to time, and sometimes hours on end.

Demoman:

-They both love explosions, it's a perfect match.

-Demoman has a certain viewpoint of Pyro, especially when he's drunk. It's essentially "heehoo small person :)" and he tends to coo over them because of that.

Engie:

-The "mom friend" instincts combined with thing that likes being taken care of... perfect.

-Pyro loves helping Engie with whatever he needs! Obviously, Spychecking on the battlefields, but Pyro will stand by Engie while he works, available to fetch a tool or component.

-Whenever Engie cooks, Pyro's serving gets a spoonful of sugar in it, whatever that may be.

Medic:

-Admittedly, not all of the reasons he likes Pyro are wholesome. Y'know, killing machine at your disposal. But we're putting that aside.

-The routine check-ups on the crew are essentially playing doctor to Pyro. Medic checked himself before all the others, but he still lets them fiddle with the tools and try to mimic what he was doing. Of course, nothing too dangerous, Pyro might get too excited and accidentally kill someone.

Sniper:

-Spychecking again. Sniper's pretty good at it on his own, but he appreciates the help. And as you can imagine, Sniper and Spy don't get along, let alone Sniper and the BLU Spy.

-Will play along with Pyro if needed. He has a stuffed koala for sentimental reasons (who might or might not have a name, Sniper refuses to tell anyone) and it occasionally joins the other stuffed animals in their escapades.

Spy:

-Technically, he hates them. But he does little subconscious things, like handing over his cigarette if he notices them eyeing it, or (mostly involuntary) playing hide and seek. (Spy is always the seeker. If he really wanted to, he could hide and no one would ever see him again.)

-Extension to the hide and seek thing; Pyro's stuffed animals will sometimes play. They'll hide them in little corners or inside cabinets, and Spy can always find them right away while the other mercs will struggle. If he's alone, he'll mutter "Je t'ai trouvé", or another French sentence along those lines.

-Spy doesn't really have "names" for them. In english he'll just refer to them as "one of Pyro's things". In French, he's labelled them by number and will sometimes call the stuffed animal its respective number. So you could say that's what he named them?

prompt:  what are the Mercs’ comfort foods?

Scout:  Mac and Cheese, especially when made with shell pasta

Soldier:  Meatloaf

Pyro:  Strawberry Milkshakes, or anything strawberry in general but they love milkshakes the most

Demoman:  Shepherd’s Pie

Heavy:  Pelmeni, though he can’t quite get them how his Mama makes them.. with the lack of bear meat and all

Engineer:  Chicken Fried Steak

Medic:   Rinderroulade, it’s the one thing he knows how to cook without potentially burning the base down

Sniper:  Fairy Bread, and he will drop kick the first person to make fun of him for it

Spy:  Nutella, and a spoon

How does the merc react to you asking for cuddles? They all are very happy.

Scout

He was reading his comic on the floor, you wanted a cuddle after a hard day of work. So you took the comic book and hugged him. Hey Babe! Give it back. You then silently asked for cuddle ''Scout may I have some cuddles?'' Then you pulled the cute card out and made the cute face. Bang! That went straight through his heart damn. Critical hit ''Aww okay. Come over here'' When you were hugging him, you gotta say his heart was beating so fast lol.

Solider

He was reading the American history upside down (wait how) just laying on his bed. Just tired. He didn't feel like training or beating up other teammates. You too were very tired. So you went into his room. WHAT IS IT MAGGOT. It's me s/o. OH GOD, I AM SO SORRY CUPCAKE! It's fine hehe. He loved hearing you giggle. He then sited up from his bed. You then came in front of him. cupcake? I-I order you to cuddle with me. You were blushing. Bang Critical hit. OF COURSE CUPCAKE! He then pulled you onto the bed and cuddled with you. :)

Pryo

Pryo...Always gives you cuddles...so you don`t really need to ask for them honestly. They just know when you need it. :)) No words they just know. But! Pryo will ask you for cuddles! He would first make a drawing with you both cuddling and give it to you. It is a signal for you to please cuddle with him. Of course, you accept :))

Engineer

You dragged him out of his workshop. What's wrong sugar? I-I (You felt so embarrassed doing this...) I-I want some cuddles! You closed your eyes for a second when you opened it. You saw a tomato. You saw a bright red tomato man. lol. He then finally opened his mouth. ''Um...Sugar... (you then flinched a bit is he perhaps mad for me interrupting him working?) You can`t keep doing such cute things...You are going to make seriously explode due to your cuteness.'' You both were now bright red tomatoes. So the real question is, did you get your cuddle? Yes

Heavy

Yes. Of course, the big bear boy gave you a snuggle when you asked for some. You shyly asked for one and he just quietly closed the book he was reading and look at you dead in the eye and smiled. Of course. S/o can always snuggle with Heavy. Thank you heavy :). Also, he does not give a crap if people are watching. Heavy is not worried if you ask to cuddle in public, He likes to keep it private but honestly does not care. If people comment about he will just stare and then go ''So?'' lol

Demoman

Can I have cuddles demo? Of course princess/ prince/ s/o. Come over here, love. He is also another merc who does not care if others are around you. He has no problem with it. Are there like 10 people around you while you snuggle? Don't care. Is there a whole crown around you? Don't care. Are you in a bar? Don`t care. Not gonna lie he loves it when he sees you blush when he cuddle you in public. D-Demo what is it?*blush* Hmm? I am just cuddling with ye. Oh hello, s/o friend! :)

Sniper

He will shyly accept your cuddling request. Oh! U-Um yeah sure! Don`t worry it's just daily explosions going off in his head due to your cuteness :)) He will literally melt in your arms if you pat his head while it happens. (Lord this man is now a liquid) lol

Medic

He will smugly accept your request. Oh~You want a cuddle~haha you little dove come over here! :)) Lol. He will be shy to ask you for cuddles. So, he will try to look serious when so. Like he just suddenly picks you up, places you on top of his lap, and continues just working on his paperwork like nothing happened. If you even dare to try to get off, he will place a hand on your waist and bring you closer. Nope, you ain`t going anywhere.

Spy

This smug and sneaky french fancy man fricking know it when you want a snuggle. Will he give it to you? Nope, He wants to see you ask for cuddles in front of him. Even if you give 100 signs of hey I want a cuddle he will just ignore it. (sign or signal ain`t gonna do crap) He really just wants to see you ask for them using your own words. (He honestly just wants to see you adorably/cutely ask for a cuddle) So. Yep, when you asked them he had the smuggest smile ever. ''Oh? You want some cuddles? hehe. Of course mon amour~.'' (He was so fucking happy) He then pulls you into his lap and head pats you while giving you a million compliments. ''Good job my love :)''

This was fun :). Since tomorrow is the weekend you know what that means~! It means I will write a lot. I am so bored tomorrow so yeah. More writing is coming right up! :)) I hope you enjoyed it!

Soldier, trying to push open a pull door: I’m telling you, it’s locked! We need to kick it down.

Demo, filming him: Just push harder!

Alright, it's me again. Tht anon that screamed at you for making me become super into swordvan. Do you happen to have any more hcs for the pair? This shit is like crack to me now

YESSS my legacy. Incredible. Uhhh I expended a lotta the general ideas I feel comfortable posting here in my last general hcs post but uhh lemme try to come up with something.

I think Sniper is very very very awkward. Kind of repressed and very inexperienced and doesn't know how to be cool or charming or sexy on purpose (I think he can be by accident, but that doesn't count) and Demo is INTO it. He thinks it's cute. He is endlessly charmed by the sensuality of Sniper's dead autism stare. Like this but sexy

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Soldier: Let’s blow this popsicle stand, boys!

Demoman: Kaboom?!

Soldier: Yes Demo, kaboom.

Demo is such a great character and I relate to him on so many levels, but I think the funniest part is that there was a post about Soldier telling him how far things are on the battlefield because Demo has no depth perception, and I was like "Wow! That's so interesting! I should read more about depth perception!" and that's how I found out I have depth perception problems.

All my life. ALL MY LIFE I've been trying to put into words why I bump into people and can't score in a basketball game. Obviously I knew one of my eyes is almost completely useless, but nobody ever explained depth perception to me, ever, and the fact that I only find this out because someone on the internet ships Boots 'n Bombs and writes headcanons about it is ridiculous. Love it. 10/10 experience.