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  • gritsandbrits
    29.05.2022 - 8 minutes ago

    Guess what? Dick Dastardly has the most metal Japanese name: ブラック魔王. And he's voiced by Chikao Ōtsuka.

    Oooooh I need to check that one out! 👀

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  • reliqion
    29.05.2022 - 9 minutes ago
    #the dick is big i KNEW IT
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  • ao3feed-nightwing
    29.05.2022 - 9 minutes ago

    Cauterized

    read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/8Y12r6q

    by Anonymous

    There's a hole in Dick’s chest and it tastes like Gotham's tap water; chalky and metallic. If he opens his mouth to speak, vitriol will come bubbling out of him in a bitter stream. He refuses to let his grief spill over and poison the earth around him, so he bites his tongue and accepts condolences. They mean well, he gets it, but every platitude feels mocking and empty.

    Jason hadn't wanted a funeral. That doesn't matter though because Jason is dead.

    Words: 2003, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)

    Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

    Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

    Categories: Gen

    Characters: Dick Grayson, Jason Todd

    Relationships: Dick Grayson & Jason Todd, Gotham City & Jason Todd, Bludhaven & Jason Todd

    Additional Tags: Grief/Mourning, Canonical Character Death, Romani Dick Grayson, Dick Grayson-centric, Depression, Adopted Sibling Relationship, dick grayson's relationship with funerals, im gunna be honest jason is only here for like the first paragraph or so, no beta we die like robins, Jason Todd's Death, he does not come back in the duration of this fic sorry folks, If you tag this as ship im going to fucking drone strike your house.

    read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/8Y12r6q

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  • inmydaredevilera
    29.05.2022 - 10 minutes ago

    nomad steve….. *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

    #im so fucking gay #id let him ruin my life #id let him do anything to me #steve rogers i am on my knees #please #im gay for boys #im gay for steve #i want to kiss his face #and his dick #but thats besides the point #marvel#steve rogers #steve rogers is gay bc im gay and i said so
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  • dctable
    29.05.2022 - 13 minutes ago

    Homophobia

    Expand it in a DLC then

    Dick's Loadable Content

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  • fairyofthefriz
    29.05.2022 - 20 minutes ago

    In the Footsteps of a Giant

    "Dick," Jason asked in what was only barely a pleasant tone. "What the fuck is that. "
    "Isn't he cute? His name is Branimir, he's Damian's new pup."
    "And what breed of dog did I specifically tell you not to let Damian get?"
    "What? Jay, this isn't a dalmatian, he's brown - this is a pointer! No worries about the other hundred here!"
    "Richard Grayson that is a liver-spotted dalmatian you giant boob!"

    AO3 FF.net Ko-fi Youtube

    #friz writes #in the footsteps of a giant #pjo x dc fic #dc fic#dc fanfic#jason todd#dick grayson #i had so much of this fic written before lappy toppy died
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  • redhead-batgal
    29.05.2022 - 24 minutes ago

    Can you PLEASE PLEASE do Damian Wayne x reader first date headcannons?

    Honestly, I'm probably gonna be shit at this. I haven't ever really done head canons but I'm happy to try!

    Quick note, this is just my personal opinion y'all are free to disagree.

    This boy is going to be nervous as heck!

    BTW he was more then likely the one to ask you out.

    It may or may not have been in a weird kind of "I don't want to go out with you but do you wanna go out with me " way

    He will take you to the most upscale restaurant in town and not tell you about it

    Will most definitely arrive to pick you up in a limo with Alfred driving who he talked to about you the entire drive there

    About how smart you were, how funny and how you love animals almost as much as he did

    This of course was all because Alfred asked what you were like

    So upon arriving to pick you up he has a bouquet of your favorite flowers and if you didn't like flowers he'd have something you did like with him like a favorite candy or even a special addition of your favorite book (Something he learned from Jason) and more then likely flowers for your mother, sister or whatever female guardian cares for you

    He would go to your door to pick you up and greet whoever answered politely

    He won't care what you wear, thinking you're beautiful no matter what

    he will escort you to and from the car opening your door

    Instead of talking to you in the car he's probably frantically going over all the conversation topics he planned out with Dick.

    Remembering how Duke had said to Damian to just be himself and talk about things that you liked

    The ride to the restaurant was awkward, but as soon as you got inside Damian began talking to you almost normally

    he would watch you as you spoke, the way you smiled and laughed

    It embarrassed him whenever you caught him, but he still kept doing it

    You were able to convince him to take turns taking about each other

    He would ask questions about you and you would respond then ask about him

    The questions he seemed to have the most fun answers were about his family and pets

    Every once in a while, Damian would take a deep breath in and he seemed to be rubbing circles on the table, he would look around and count things as Tim suggested he do to calm down

    Damian pays the bill

    However another table sends over a dessert for two and you

    The waiter who brought it over was strange, a blonde girl with a fake moustache on who seemed to make Damian incredibly angry

    You couldn't care less when he explained it was one of his siblings and there were probably more of them hanging around

    "I bet they would be especially annoyed if you just ignored them, considering what you've told me they want you to react."

    Damian paused for a moment before agreeing with you and he much like you began digging into the dessert

    Off to the side in disguise Tim and Cass sat with a mini camera sending a feed back to the Batcave where Dick, Jason, Bruce, Babs and Duke watched

    Cass watched for a moment before she tapped Tim on the shoulder

    'We should go' She signed to him 'he seems really happy'

    Tim watched his brother just for a moment as Steph sank down in a seat right behind him a waiter's uniform on and a fake mustache on her face

    "The date's basically over so why not"

    Steph blinked in confusion as Tim and Cass grabbed her by the arms and dragged her out of the restaurant

    Meanwhile you and Damian clean and stacked up your plates, at your instance and left, with Damian leaving a large tip

    Walking outside Damian guided you back to the limo and opened the door for you

    You both got in but this time you continued chatting

    Chatting until you got home and he walked you to your door

    You smiled at him and kissed his cheek

    "I'd be happy to do this again Damian."

    Seemingly without thinking he replied, "So would I."

    You laughed and waved goodbye before heading inside

    Meanwhile Damian went back to the limo and slid in the family group chat bursting with messages

    Todd: Man demon-spawn I've never seen you smile like that before

    Brown: I can't believe the Bat brat has feelings!

    Richard: Little D! That was so cute!

    Suddenly another text popped up and Damian opened it

    Drake: You owe me

    For a moment Damian flashed back to all the dates he had ruined of Tim's and sighed

    Damian: Thank you, for not ruining it

    There was a string of dots before Tim replied

    Drake: Say that to me in person and on your next date bring Y/N for a family dinner, we're even.

    With a sigh Damian thought back to your reaction and nodded before agreeing

    Damian: Deal

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  • nintooner
    29.05.2022 - 25 minutes ago

    I’ve always wondered what it says when a player hasn’t done anything particularly outstanding (most minigame wins, landing on a particular space the most, most coins earned, etc.), and I guess this is it

    You kept smiling throughout :) That’s real Mario Party energy :) :)

    #mario party superstars #Mario Party Energy is the video game version of Big Dick Energy #When you have amazing luck in a video game that's because you've got some big MPE goin on my friend
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  • moonfox281
    29.05.2022 - 29 minutes ago

    Breakfast on the go, Officer?

    #dick grayson#nightwing#officer grayson#moonie's art #moonie's endless journey of figuring out how to art
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  • t0bi-wtf
    29.05.2022 - 29 minutes ago
    #do u think cyberdyne built him with a robo-dick #terminator#arnold schwarzenegger
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  • lady-rainbow-fire
    29.05.2022 - 35 minutes ago

    So my Bluetooth devices are or have all been named after batfam characters (rip old earbuds you served me well) so

    Earbuds

    Tim and Todd

    Dick and Dami

    Steph and Cass

    Speakers

    Duke (it lights up so I thought it was fitting)

    Barbara

    My dad just got me a Bluetooth alarm clock (it has a bright light to help with seasonal depression and was a very thoughtful gift that I did not expect and am very very happy with) as a graduation present and it’s name is!

    Alfred

    Because what other name would I possibly give it!!

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  • xxdaddysxnaughtyxbabygirl
    29.05.2022 - 41 minutes ago

    Come show me some love. 🖤😏

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