Guess what? Dick Dastardly has the most metal Japanese name: ブラック魔王. And he's voiced by Chikao Ōtsuka.
Oooooh I need to check that one out! 👀
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by Anonymous
There's a hole in Dick’s chest and it tastes like Gotham's tap water; chalky and metallic. If he opens his mouth to speak, vitriol will come bubbling out of him in a bitter stream. He refuses to let his grief spill over and poison the earth around him, so he bites his tongue and accepts condolences. They mean well, he gets it, but every platitude feels mocking and empty.
Jason hadn't wanted a funeral. That doesn't matter though because Jason is dead.
Words: 2003, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: Gen
Characters: Dick Grayson, Jason Todd
Relationships: Dick Grayson & Jason Todd, Gotham City & Jason Todd, Bludhaven & Jason Todd
Additional Tags: Grief/Mourning, Canonical Character Death, Romani Dick Grayson, Dick Grayson-centric, Depression, Adopted Sibling Relationship, dick grayson's relationship with funerals, im gunna be honest jason is only here for like the first paragraph or so, no beta we die like robins, Jason Todd's Death, he does not come back in the duration of this fic sorry folks, If you tag this as ship im going to fucking drone strike your house.
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/8Y12r6q
nomad steve….. *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
In the Footsteps of a Giant
"Dick," Jason asked in what was only barely a pleasant tone. "What the fuck is that. "
"Isn't he cute? His name is Branimir, he's Damian's new pup."
"And what breed of dog did I specifically tell you not to let Damian get?"
"What? Jay, this isn't a dalmatian, he's brown - this is a pointer! No worries about the other hundred here!"
"Richard Grayson that is a liver-spotted dalmatian you giant boob!"
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Can you PLEASE PLEASE do Damian Wayne x reader first date headcannons?
Honestly, I'm probably gonna be shit at this. I haven't ever really done head canons but I'm happy to try!
Quick note, this is just my personal opinion y'all are free to disagree.
This boy is going to be nervous as heck!
BTW he was more then likely the one to ask you out.
It may or may not have been in a weird kind of "I don't want to go out with you but do you wanna go out with me " way
He will take you to the most upscale restaurant in town and not tell you about it
Will most definitely arrive to pick you up in a limo with Alfred driving who he talked to about you the entire drive there
About how smart you were, how funny and how you love animals almost as much as he did
This of course was all because Alfred asked what you were like
So upon arriving to pick you up he has a bouquet of your favorite flowers and if you didn't like flowers he'd have something you did like with him like a favorite candy or even a special addition of your favorite book (Something he learned from Jason) and more then likely flowers for your mother, sister or whatever female guardian cares for you
He would go to your door to pick you up and greet whoever answered politely
He won't care what you wear, thinking you're beautiful no matter what
he will escort you to and from the car opening your door
Instead of talking to you in the car he's probably frantically going over all the conversation topics he planned out with Dick.
Remembering how Duke had said to Damian to just be himself and talk about things that you liked
The ride to the restaurant was awkward, but as soon as you got inside Damian began talking to you almost normally
he would watch you as you spoke, the way you smiled and laughed
It embarrassed him whenever you caught him, but he still kept doing it
You were able to convince him to take turns taking about each other
He would ask questions about you and you would respond then ask about him
The questions he seemed to have the most fun answers were about his family and pets
Every once in a while, Damian would take a deep breath in and he seemed to be rubbing circles on the table, he would look around and count things as Tim suggested he do to calm down
Damian pays the bill
However another table sends over a dessert for two and you
The waiter who brought it over was strange, a blonde girl with a fake moustache on who seemed to make Damian incredibly angry
You couldn't care less when he explained it was one of his siblings and there were probably more of them hanging around
"I bet they would be especially annoyed if you just ignored them, considering what you've told me they want you to react."
Damian paused for a moment before agreeing with you and he much like you began digging into the dessert
Off to the side in disguise Tim and Cass sat with a mini camera sending a feed back to the Batcave where Dick, Jason, Bruce, Babs and Duke watched
Cass watched for a moment before she tapped Tim on the shoulder
'We should go' She signed to him 'he seems really happy'
Tim watched his brother just for a moment as Steph sank down in a seat right behind him a waiter's uniform on and a fake mustache on her face
"The date's basically over so why not"
Steph blinked in confusion as Tim and Cass grabbed her by the arms and dragged her out of the restaurant
Meanwhile you and Damian clean and stacked up your plates, at your instance and left, with Damian leaving a large tip
Walking outside Damian guided you back to the limo and opened the door for you
You both got in but this time you continued chatting
Chatting until you got home and he walked you to your door
You smiled at him and kissed his cheek
"I'd be happy to do this again Damian."
Seemingly without thinking he replied, "So would I."
You laughed and waved goodbye before heading inside
Meanwhile Damian went back to the limo and slid in the family group chat bursting with messages
Todd: Man demon-spawn I've never seen you smile like that before
Brown: I can't believe the Bat brat has feelings!
Richard: Little D! That was so cute!
Suddenly another text popped up and Damian opened it
Drake: You owe me
For a moment Damian flashed back to all the dates he had ruined of Tim's and sighed
Damian: Thank you, for not ruining it
There was a string of dots before Tim replied
Drake: Say that to me in person and on your next date bring Y/N for a family dinner, we're even.
With a sigh Damian thought back to your reaction and nodded before agreeing
Damian: Deal
I’ve always wondered what it says when a player hasn’t done anything particularly outstanding (most minigame wins, landing on a particular space the most, most coins earned, etc.), and I guess this is it
You kept smiling throughout :) That’s real Mario Party energy :) :)
So my Bluetooth devices are or have all been named after batfam characters (rip old earbuds you served me well) so
Earbuds
Tim and Todd
Dick and Dami
Steph and Cass
Speakers
Duke (it lights up so I thought it was fitting)
Barbara
My dad just got me a Bluetooth alarm clock (it has a bright light to help with seasonal depression and was a very thoughtful gift that I did not expect and am very very happy with) as a graduation present and it’s name is!
Alfred
Because what other name would I possibly give it!!
