#douchepool Tumblr posts

  • xmarksthescott
    09.02.2022 - 3 monts ago

    ❛ i know i’ll regret telling you this but yes my son is back. and yes that’s the one you know. ❜ // @douchepool​

    #hes mean i fear #douchepool
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  • dinguses-archived
    06.02.2022 - 3 monts ago

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    sexy  tension  prompts:  accepting  !                   (    from  @douchepool​   )

                His back hits the wall with a dull ‘thud’,    &   he blinks a few times before smirking, quick to slip his fingers in Wade’s belt loops and pull him closer.     ❛❛  Pushing me against the wall in an alley way, huh? Very romantic...  ❜❜     He drawls, hooded gaze leveled upwards, a sly smirk curling his lips as he lets his hands stroke up his husband’s abs, his chest...      ❛❛  I mean, I just saw a rat. It doesn't get any better.  ❜❜     Honestly, they could be anywhere and Danny would still  WANT  the man pinning him to the wall.      ❛❛  You better get to kissing me, before ratatouille over there decides to use my body for cooking... Yes, I know the rat’s name is Remy, I’m not a heathen... In that way. I’m a heathen in plenty of other ways.  ❜❜     

    #wade u better kiss him before he gets into the lore of ratatouille #I TURNED MY ANON ON FOR ONE SECOND FOR TONIA ONLY ASDJKHALSD #✶      ——       answered.   ・゚: *. #✶      ——       interactions   /   danny west.   ・゚: *. #suggestive tw#spicy tw#douchepool
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  • dinguses-archived
    05.02.2022 - 3 monts ago

    „it was a lie .” Did he mean it ? It sounded like he meant it . “I don’t love You , Danny . It was nice to have fun , but that’s it .”

    unprompted   asks:   accepting   !

              The words are like a bucket of ice water dowsed over his head, like a sharp knife shoved into his chest. Danny’s eyebrows are raised,   &   he’s somewhat frozen, staring at his husband with unblinking eyes that sting with tears that threaten to fall before he scoffs and shakes his head, seemingly nonchalant as he puts a hand on his hip.     ❛❛  Remember when I said jokes like that aren’t funny?  ❜❜     He can’t help his immediate reaction, the fear of Wade leaving him always hanging above his head no matter how secure he feels in their relationship.

               He’s always ready for someone to decide they hate him and leave.      ❛❛  Because they’re not funny. Fucking with me like that is the lowest form of comedy, sweetheart.  ❜❜     He might be smiling right now, but it’s sharp, not reaching his eyes as he reaches out to pat Wade’s cheek.      ❛❛  I’m booing you off stage, that’s how bad it is. Boo, tomato tomato.  ❜❜     And despite his humor, the impact of the words  HURT  him, even if Wade is merely joking around. God, Danny hopes he’s just joking around.

    #all this because we were watching stranger things #and i was crying about THAT part in season 2 #the bathroom scene #OOF #no but this is so angsty danny who hurt u #✶      ——       answered.   ・゚: *. #✶      ——       interactions   /   danny west.   ・゚: *. #douchepool #ouchies......
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  • brockmoved
    03.02.2022 - 3 monts ago
    @douchepool  :  “ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”

    THIS  HELPLESSNESS,  it  was  a  familiar  feeling.  didn’t  want  to  feel  it.  didn’t  want  to  be  clinging  onto  the  other  for  dear  life,  bruised  and  bleeding,  black  dripping  down  half  naked  form.  got  in  over  their  heads.  thought  they  had  the  element  of  surprise,  but  they  knew  they  were  coming.  were  primed  with  anti  -  symbiote  tech.  fire  and  sound.  FIRE  AND  SOUND.  all  of  a  sudden,  predator  became  the  prey.  put  up  a  good  fight.  still  had  his  strength.  that  anger,  coursing  through  his  veins...  it  bought  him  time.  left  him  hanging  on...  for  back  up.

    now,  he  could  barely  stand,  a  hand  wrapped  around  the  mercenary’s  shoulders  for  support.  HADN’T  FELT  THIS  WAY  IN  A  LONG  TIME.  perhaps,  since  san  francisco.  his  dad.  and  he  was  alone.  so  completely,  petrifyingly,  alone.  alone  to  rely  on  wade  wilson...  he’d  had  worse  odds.

    “  i’m    --------    i’m  tapping  out  here,  man...  ”  managed  weakly  through  smoke  filled  lungs,  and  he  hated  it.  the  singularity  in  his  statement.  THERE  WAS  NO  WE,  RIGHT  NOW.  his  symbiote  had  long  retreated  in  fear,  if  they  had  even  managed  so  much.  maybe  it  was  worse.  maybe  they  were  dead.  but  no,  no,  he’d  feel  that,  right?  (  talk  to  me.  please,  please!  )  “  you  gotta  let  me  go.  you  gotta  let  me  go...  ”

    #douchepool #IC . #ARC : REUNITED .
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  • spinaltrauma-a
    30.01.2022 - 3 monts ago
    @douchepool​​   ♥’d   for  a  starter ,    and  got  chucky!nica .

    A  STREAM  OF  LAUGHTER  ESCAPES  HIM ,     eyeing  the  person   who  is  dressed    ---    in  his  opinion    -----    the  worst  superhero  costume  ever .    [  like ,   what  were  they  even  supposed   to  be ?    WHO  WERE  THEY  SUPPOSED  TO  BE ?   ]    “ it’s  a  little  early  to  be  celebrating  halloween ,    don’cha  think ? ”     still  unable  to  contain  his  laughter  he  glances  at  the  person  with  a  wide  grin  on  his  face .    “ alright ,   HUMOR  ME ,   who’re  you  even  supposed  to  be ? ”

    #douchepool #، 🔪   ···    DOUCHEPOOL     ›     001 ﹗ #، 🔪   ···    ARC   ،   𝙸 .     ›     𝒈𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝 ﹗ #i hope this works for you ! if not i can totally write up something else! #just thought chucky making fun of wade would be fun but i understand if its not what you'd want !
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  • rgerz
    29.01.2022 - 3 monts ago

                                  @douchepool​     ♡     for     a     lyrical     starter

    ❛   was it obvious to everybody else that   i'd   fallen   for   a   lie   ?   ❜

    #douchepool #m: wade wilson #✩ . *          𝐓𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐓;          closed starter.
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  • massoccurs
    26.01.2022 - 3 monts ago

    TARGET   :   WILSON   ,   WADE LOCATION   :   @douchepool​​​​​​​ ASSIGNMENT   :   the cruel prince. ENCRYPTED   :     ❝ I can be charming. I charmed you, didn’t I? ❞

             SHE   GIVES   HIM   A   FAUX - ANNOYED   GRIN.   jezebel supposes he is charming   ,   in his own special way   ---   certainly funny and she can’t deny   ,   she admires the way he fights. and then   ---   there’s that thing they share. the desire to be good when their impulses tell them to tear everything apart. maybe he has charmed her   ---   not that she needs to admit that.

           ❝   oh   ,   is that so ?   ❞   gloved hand reaches out   ,   tapping once on his nose.

    #ok...theyre cute #douchepool #𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑.   ➥   mission success.
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  • crimelcrd
    26.01.2022 - 3 monts ago
    ᴊᴀsᴏɴ's ᴛʜʀᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴀ ғɪᴛ

    ʙᴀɴɢ! ╾━╤デ╦︻  ❝ WE AREN’T THE FUCKING SAME. I’M NOT LIKE YOU. ❞                                   ( @douchepool​​ )

    #sniffles you dill weed #douchepool
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  • dinguses-archived
    25.01.2022 - 3 monts ago

    95﹕ sender  cradles  receiver’s  face .

    nonverbal  prompts:  accepting  !

                 Eyes are puffy and red from crying, bottom lip trembling, cheeks rosy and stained with tears. Danny’s had a rough day  ——  it was a series of let downs and exhausting situations,    &   he was more than glad to come home to his husband. It didn’t take long for him to break down and start crying, but Wade was there to comfort him, as per usual...     ❛❛  Today just sucked.  ❜❜     He murmurs, now cried out, face cradled in Wade’s strong hands. Danny’s eyes are shut, his body lax as he relishes in the gentle hold, the warmth of Wade’s hands making him feel much better.     ❛❛  I’m so glad I have you... Not to get all mushy...  ❜❜     He says it like he wasn’t just sobbing. 

    #I LOVE THEM SO MUCH GRRRRRRR #HUSBANDS!!!!!!! #✶      ——       answered.   ・゚: *. #✶      ——       interactions   /   danny west.   ・゚: *. #douchepool
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  • webdget-moved
    24.01.2022 - 3 monts ago

    @douchepool​ : you were always fucking late.


    “yeah  ...”  there  was  guilt,  it  hung  heavy  in  his  voice  like  a  weight-  though  it  only  lasted  so  long  before  he  threw  back  exactly  the  thing  wade  despised.  “but  what  kinda  me  would  there  be  without  horrible  punctuality?  all  i’d  have  left  are  my  muscles,  my  looks-”  counting  on  one  hand,  head  tilted  to  the  side  to  convey  proper  thought  process.  “the  boring  stuff.  i  like  to  think  being  late  keeps  people  on  their  toes!  will  i  show  up?  will  i  not?  the  suspense  even  kills  me  sometimes.”  waving  a  hand  to  dismiss  the  topic,  they  could  sense  something  unkind  if  they  didn’t  can  it.  this  was  the  way  of  the  world,  his  world,  tenseness  hid  behind  short  breaths  and  chatter.  realizing  now,  he’d  been  slipping  again,  wasting  people’s  time  because  he  couldn’t  manage  his  own.  

    arms  rose  slightly  as  a  silent  apology,  a  few  steps  back  were  taken  to  place  more  distance  between  the  two.  “you’re  right.”  heavy  sigh  followed  his  confession.  he  was  late,  he’d  been  late  and  would  probably  continue  to  be  so.  excitable  demeanor  lessened  and  molded  into  self  reflection.  no  wonder  they’d  been  so  strained  lately,  the  two  of  them.  he  was  doing  it  again.  “i’m-  getting  kinda  bad  at  the  whole  juggling  thing  ...  as usual.”

    #douchepool #SHUT UPPPP PETER
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  • shewalked
    23.01.2022 - 3 monts ago

    @douchepool​,     baby  boy.

                               ❝     i’m  ok,     ❞      you  are  quick  to  reassure  him  before  questions  can  be  asked,  knowing  wade  as  you  do  :  the  moment  he  sees  you  hurt  -  bruised  and  bleeding  and  well  exhausted,  you  expect  his  reaction  to  be  ...  well,  truthfully.  you  can’t  say  for  sure  what  you  expect  his  reaction  to  be.  you  have  never  been  injured  or  ill  while  with  him.  he  comes  to  you  sometimes,  dragging  his  body  in  to  your  care  and  you  tend  to  his  wounds  while  he  heals.  it’s  strange,  being  on  the  other  side  of  things.  but  you  can’t  quite  quell  the  concern  you  feel  for  him  when  he  sees  you.  so  you  repeat,      ❝     i’m  ok,  i  promise.     ❞

    #.   ❪   writing    ›    ❛   i can and i will‚ watch me. #douchepool #closed verse tag. #yeets at you and runs. #i love yooooooou.
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  • crimelcrd
    23.01.2022 - 4 monts ago

    ❛  you wanna do something fun ?  ❜

    ʙᴀɴɢ! ╾━╤デ╦︻ ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ʏᴏᴜʀ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ᴏғ ғᴜɴ?                             ❝ I don't associate with hired hands. I think you're scum. ❞

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  • aesirdottir
    22.01.2022 - 4 monts ago
    “ i’m sorry i was late… are you alright? they didn’t hurt you too badly, did they? “   /   @douchepool​

    her   back   is   pressed   against   the   lush   yield   of   green   fields   when   he   approaches,               his   form   blocking   out   the   sun   from   her   eyes   so   she   is   saved   from   squinting   to   savour   his   face.                  [      𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝   𝚊   𝚖𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝   𝚘𝚏   𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝   𝚏𝚘𝚛   𝚝𝚑𝚎   𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚢.      ]               amora   inhales   a   deep   breath   and   rises   to   her   seat,               elbows   locked   behind   her   as   she   plays   off   her   rapid   descent   to   earth   as   nothing   more   than   a   calculated   lounge.               ❝      oh,               it   was   quite   fun   actually.      ❞

    she   smiles   up   at   him   and   offers   him   her   hand   to   take,               using   the   ready   hold   to   pull   herself   onto   her   feet   and   strike   at   the   blades   of   grass   that   cling   to   her   pant   leg.               ❝      did   i   call   you   to   you,               or   did   you   see   a   plummeting   asgardian   and   thought   to   be   my   hero      ?      ❞               she   teases   but   is   grateful   for   his   presence               -      she   doesn’t   come   to   expect   to   find   anyone   when   she   falls   from   grace.

    #douchepool #𝄪 ⭒ ⁎   `  :  answered.
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  • brockmoved
    20.01.2022 - 4 monts ago

    “  STOP    --------    NGH!  ”  teeth  gritted  together,  eyes  squeezed  shut  as  pain  hit.  “  ...  staring  at  us  like  that.  ”  us,  being  half  encased  in  alien  flesh,  dark  tendrils  retreating  to  dig  into  a  certain  wound  within  his  upper  thigh,  retrieve  bullet  still  lodged  inside.  “  ...  it’s  weird...  ”  /  @douchepool

    #douchepool #IC . #ARC : PROTECTOR . #i'm just giggling imagining this is what wade comes home to #eddie brock and his new alien lover dripping blood over his shit and being grouchy 🤭
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  • quantams
    17.01.2022 - 4 monts ago

    “ you shoot anyone who comes through that door who isn’t me. ”

    ❝   DUDE!   SERIOUSLY?!   ❞   it's   not   funny,   scott!   at   least,   it   shouldn't   be.   okay...people   a   little   funny.   truth   is,   deadpool   is   hilarious.   the   only   person   scott   truly   found   funnier   than   himself.   something   about   just   being   around   him   had   scott   giggling   on   the   inside   but   he's   supposed   to   be   serious   right   now!   ❝i   just   don't   think   i'm   very   gun-sy?   you   know?❞      scott   makes   a   face.   he   doesn't   want   to   dissapoint.   he's   used   to   doing   that   for   a   lot   of   people.   but   he's   been   picked   out   for   some   reason.   that   had   to   count   for   something.   when   he's   got   a   job,   he'll   do   it   the   best   way   he   knew   how   in   scott's   own   special   little   way.   he   likes   having   being   around   talented   people.   and   again,   deadpool   is   so   cool,   not   that   he'd   tell   him   tht   too   much.   a   little   weird   but   people   said   the   same   about   him   so   natural,   scott   like   to   get   along   with   him.      ❝   so   i   don't   really   shoot   people,   man.   i   punch   em'   super   hard   and   hope   they   stay   down.   can   i   do   that   instead?   like   how   i   showed   you   before.   i   grow   into   it❞
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  • buglesgirlfriday
    13.01.2022 - 4 monts ago

    ❛  in my defence , they were already unconscious when i found them .  ❜

    dialogue prompts

    "What does that even mean?" She could kick herself as her voice raises. Was she trying to bring someone else's attention to the situation? Though it wasn't the only question racing through her mind. The main one being, how did she keep ending up in these situations?

    Her instinct was to blame Wade, he was the only constant besides herself and he made a much better scapegoat than she did. Otherwise she might have to admit it was kind of exhilarating.

    #douchepool #asks. ┆ i've got to wrap this up for the morning edition
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  • phimister-a
    12.01.2022 - 4 monts ago

    @douchepool liked for a starter.


    does she look disgusted? she feels disgusted. ( what the hell is he doing in a random back alley? is he dumpster diving? he can't be that weird. ) ellie considers turning the other way with her breakfast bagel & leaving someone else to deal with whatever mess wade has gotten himself into, but she trudges nearer, kneeling down by his side.

    teeth rip off a piece of the bagel, & the silence that ensues is only broken by the sound of chewing, &— finally— her voice once again, filled with genuine concern.

    ❝ —— you okay? need help? ❞

    #/ ic. #douchepool #im literally so excited for this u dont understand!!!!! #besties <3
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  • silku
    10.01.2022 - 4 monts ago

    👫 !

    send a 👫and i’ll write four headcanons i have about our muse’s relationship / accepting !

    1. due to being completely computer illiterate, cindy created a letter campaign to ben & jerry's to petition for a flavour titled ' deadpool's delightful disaster ' after one night of watching him mix ice cream with pickles, chocolate sprinkles and maraschino cherries. it was not well-received and was only available on limited release. 2. although not quick to assert himself in her silk duties, there are times where deadpool often watches to make sure nothing goes awry but will only interject when asked. 3. speaking to their stark difference in moral code, cindy still finds it difficult to reconcile wade's decision when it comes to determining life or death. she understands that there are factors at play that she would never understand, given his long-life and the often macabre nature of his work, so they have adopted a 'don't ask, don't tell' policy when it comes to his dealings and it's never done in front of her. 4. cindy has developed a rather complex system or free-hanging webs within a few square blocks of new york city to allow wade to believe that he is indeed web-slinging - although she is close by and never once has let him fall.

    #<3#douchepool #𝄪⭒  ┈  🕷  :  YOURE WELCOME AND TIP YOUR WAITRESS  !   ───  (  replied.  )
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  • torchered
    10.01.2022 - 4 monts ago

    THE   TASTE   OF   COPPER   IS   BITTER ,    seeping   through   clenched   teeth   as   exhausted   vision   scans   the   surroundings ,    an   attempt   to   determine   where   the   hell   he   crashed   landed .    a   hand   reaches   to   wipe   across   pursed   lips .    brows   furrow ,    telltale   look   of   indignation   muddling   otherwise   pristine     [    if   he   does   say   so   himself  !    ]     features .        ❛      DUDE ,    genuine   question   . . .    are   you   ever   not   hungry ??     i’ve   heard   you   say   it   at   least   five   times   in   the   last   10   minutes  -  you   talk   REALLY   loud ,     by   the   way .      ❜        /        @douchepool​

    #douchepool #░ ░   𝚂𝚃𝙾𝚁𝙼  ›   𝙹 .   :   interactions   ﹗ #idk what this is but do whatever u want with it <3
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  • greenelighta
    10.01.2022 - 4 monts ago

    ❝   WHO   THE   HELL   ARE   YOU   &   WHAT   ARE   YOU   DOING   IN   MY   APARTMENT   ?   ❞   it's   way   too   fucking   early   to   be   dealing   with   this.   first   he's   dreaming   about   his   first   ever   leading   on   stage   role   &   then   he's   rudely   awakened   by   some   dude   in   tight   red   spandex   standing   in   the   middle   of   his   apartment   ,   doing   .   .   .   whatever   it   is   guys   in   red   spandex   do.   fuck   ,   fuck   ,   fuck   ,   he   is   not   at   all   prepared   for   this.   in   the   wake   of   his   panic   ,   mason   rushes   out   of   bed   to   the   corner   of   the   room   ,   grabbing   the   nearest   ,   heaviest   object   on   his   bedside   table   (   his   alarm   clock   )   &   chucking   it   at   the   intruder   at   full   force.   ❝   FUCK   OFF   !   you   are   not   welcomed   here   !   i'm   not   even   into   bdsm   !   YOU   HAVE   THE   WRONG   GUY   !   ❞

                           starring   @douchepool​   as   deadpool   ━━   starter   call.

    #douchepool #* ´      ♫.      𝙞𝙘      ﹕      i live for the applause. #* ´      ♫.      𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙚      ﹕      watchin’ the world waltz by. #he's too tired for this #pls leave him be fnfsnjsngjnsdg
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