Drake, buddy, dude, BRO... If you haven't tied the knot officially with Launchpad yet, you reallllllly should. The two of you live, work and co-parent a child together! Sure, that does mean the two of you are practically already married, but wouldn't it be nice to have an actual wedding? You guys don't have to go all out if you don't want to. Hell, a wedding can consist of signing a certificate at city hall and then celebrating with a Darkwing Duck themed party at the nearest Hamburger Hippo!

While I really do appreciate the efforts and believe me, I really do, me and LP are just friends... even if it seems to not be the case, we are just friends and not engaged...

*Drake blushes*

(That would be the perfect proposal...)

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sure hope the narrator is enjoying his third swimming pool

been watching to much downton abbey. starting to think of how it could be a juke au smh

Field work gives you the real looks. The gender. The grime

General Yunan: [To Sheriff] Another order of dastardly delinquents delivered on your doorstep, courtesy of General Yunan! That's two ns, not three; G’s always capitalized. Here's my photo. If the papers need more glossies my number's on the card. [chuckles] 

[General Yunan stands outside of the police station only to realize there are no reporters]

Yunan: I thought this was the age of media glut! Where's the Action News van when you need them? ...and I spent all afternoon ironing this cape.

Who has the better butt: Launchpad or Steelbeak?

I mean... I've been around LP more... of course I'm gonna be biased... Steelbeak does have a nice defined butt on him, but so does Launchpad. He's got such a nice balance of muscle and... "jigglyness" in his rump. Not to much to a female's but very close...

*turns your ducks into humans*

What’s up my dude!

Hey there!! What's up my man!!

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mary berry orange sauce for duck Basic ingredients for mary berry orange sauce for duck 200g duck breast1 orange80 milliliters of red wine vinegar40g butter30g sugar15gms honey27gl brandy1 shallot chili powder How to make mary berry orange sauce for duck Finely chop a shallot for the orange sauce.Heat 20g of butter in a saucepan on medium heat. After this, the butter is melted, add the…

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Have you ever been spanked as a kid?

No. I've never been spanked. My mom always handled me with timeouts which I've heard wasn't that many times... Not even my dad spanked me. He just never was involved with me in anyway shape or form...

meep meep 😁

If Launchpad or Gosalyn were sick/injured, how would you care for them or cheer them up while they heal?

Oh that's easy!! I didn't take safety education classes in college fro nothing!! I have all the basics down!! I have a knack in fixing up scrapes and boo boos no matter how big!! I could also cheer them up how I always do!! By being me of course!! I mean not to brag or anything, but people said that they felt so much better just by being around me, so I already got that off the checklist!!

So... what color are your feathers exactly? In some photos they look white, but in others they appear to be cream.

*Chuckles* I get this question all the time!! It's kind of a mystery with my fans to be honest...

I think it has something to do with the lighting honestly. If you've seen me on magazines, you would see a more creamy side to my feathers. If I'm under a light source that has a distinct color like a orange-ish light, I think that's how my creamy colors come into play. Lets put this to the test...

Wow!! Would you look at that!! Pretty cool right!!

Why would you be attracted to STEELBEAK of all people?

Look... it's complicated... what he's done is terrible and all but... you can't deny that he is quite the looker. I didn't really show it during my fight, but I was in awe of this man... you can't go wrong with a face like his...

Are you and Launchpad married?

NO!!! Of course we aren't... I mean sure, he hangs out with me fulltime, and he helps me take care of Gosalyn, but I'm not married!!

HEY BABE!!! ARE YOU ANSWERING ANOTHER QUESTION?!!?

LAUNCHPAD NOT NOW!!!

Memento mori—white charcoal on black paper

Just spent an hour teaching V about HSA and IRA contribution limits. Because I'm a Good Friend. Conclusion: Rich People Suck.

Are you friends with Donald? Has he ever lost his temper if someone ever hurt your feelings?

I mean, he is part of the family, but I don't really feel like we really interact a whole lot you know? But when I do, he's usually very friendly if not VERY short tempered... Trust me, if you mess with any member of his side of the family...

Oh boy... you better watch out!