Drake, buddy, dude, BRO... If you haven't tied the knot officially with Launchpad yet, you reallllllly should. The two of you live, work and co-parent a child together! Sure, that does mean the two of you are practically already married, but wouldn't it be nice to have an actual wedding? You guys don't have to go all out if you don't want to. Hell, a wedding can consist of signing a certificate at city hall and then celebrating with a Darkwing Duck themed party at the nearest Hamburger Hippo!
While I really do appreciate the efforts and believe me, I really do, me and LP are just friends... even if it seems to not be the case, we are just friends and not engaged...
(That would be the perfect proposal...)