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  • askdarkwingduck
    20.05.2022 - 4 minutes ago

    Drake, buddy, dude, BRO... If you haven't tied the knot officially with Launchpad yet, you reallllllly should. The two of you live, work and co-parent a child together! Sure, that does mean the two of you are practically already married, but wouldn't it be nice to have an actual wedding? You guys don't have to go all out if you don't want to. Hell, a wedding can consist of signing a certificate at city hall and then celebrating with a Darkwing Duck themed party at the nearest Hamburger Hippo!

    While I really do appreciate the efforts and believe me, I really do, me and LP are just friends... even if it seems to not be the case, we are just friends and not engaged...

    *Drake blushes*

    (That would be the perfect proposal...)

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  • pommepommepomme
    20.05.2022 - 7 minutes ago

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    #for the last 3 days I’ve been working 11 more hours I can’t believe I got a ducking website out into my hands without a mentor #I don’t know the emotions but they aren’t good #very close to not caring and giving fucks bc it’s too much #yet I really have to give a fuck and care bc I am in contact and can loose my job #im angry#mmmmmmmmmmmm #lol in 3 days I did more than 33 hours which is close to what I normally do in a week
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  • hellofastudysession
    20.05.2022 - 15 minutes ago

    sure hope the narrator is enjoying his third swimming pool

    #personal #it's so weird to hear the stanley parable being called a 'video game sensation' #'nominated for many awards' was it? was it???? this is the game i found lying in the back of my shed dusted and cobwebbed up by time #like in the start of a creepypasta #anyway stanley gets to be in the swimming pool too #that is to say he's above the swimming pool. he's looking down on it #the narrator is having an excellent time splashing invisibly about and the water is actually moving to show this #there are many toys. there's also a spa. and a large rubber duck #occassionally the narrator yells something up at stanley about how wonderful it is
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  • tangledstarlight
    20.05.2022 - 16 minutes ago

    been watching to much downton abbey. starting to think of how it could be a juke au smh

    #it would obviously be the sybil/tom route for the ✨drama✨ but with a happier ending #also just something something reggie being the heir that gets thrown into the family and they all immediately love him as they should #throw in the background willex of it all too. one of them could be a servant. the other a rich family. maybe they’re just a cute lil family #farm so i can talk about the willex duck family some more #anyway clearly i’m not thinking about this too much😬👀 #but also i stand firm on my sybil/tom as juke stance. it’s about the vibes
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  • steelandbone
    20.05.2022 - 17 minutes ago

    Field work gives you the real looks. The gender. The grime

    #A little bit of duck poop on you
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  • weirdkev27
    20.05.2022 - 20 minutes ago

    General Yunan: [To Sheriff] Another order of dastardly delinquents delivered on your doorstep, courtesy of General Yunan! That's two ns, not three; G’s always capitalized. Here's my photo. If the papers need more glossies my number's on the card. [chuckles] 

    [General Yunan stands outside of the police station only to realize there are no reporters]

    Yunan: I thought this was the age of media glut! Where's the Action News van when you need them? ...and I spent all afternoon ironing this cape.

    #General Yunan#Amphibia #incorrect amphibia quotes #source: darkwing duck
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  • askdarkwingduck
    20.05.2022 - 20 minutes ago

    Who has the better butt: Launchpad or Steelbeak?

    I mean... I've been around LP more... of course I'm gonna be biased... Steelbeak does have a nice defined butt on him, but so does Launchpad. He's got such a nice balance of muscle and... "jigglyness" in his rump. Not to much to a female's but very close...

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  • ratohet
    20.05.2022 - 25 minutes ago

    *turns your ducks into humans*

    #darkwing duck#dwd#ducktales 2017#negaduck#jim starling#nlp#negalaunchpad#negapad #jimpad? #aight that's it #I'm calling them the evil husbands #NLP is a fucking jimp #lazy ass shading
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  • sidaanax
    20.05.2022 - 27 minutes ago
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  • askdarkwingduck
    20.05.2022 - 27 minutes ago

    What’s up my dude!

    Hey there!! What's up my man!!

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  • nkdhiman
    20.05.2022 - 29 minutes ago

    mary berry orange sauce for duck

    mary berry orange sauce for duck

    mary berry orange sauce for duck Basic ingredients for mary berry orange sauce for duck 200g duck breast1 orange80 milliliters of red wine vinegar40g butter30g sugar15gms honey27gl brandy1 shallot chili powder How to make mary berry orange sauce for duck Finely chop a shallot for the orange sauce.Heat 20g of butter in a saucepan on medium heat. After this, the butter is melted, add the…

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    #mary berry orange sauce for duck
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  • askdarkwingduck
    20.05.2022 - 31 minutes ago

    Have you ever been spanked as a kid?

    No. I've never been spanked. My mom always handled me with timeouts which I've heard wasn't that many times... Not even my dad spanked me. He just never was involved with me in anyway shape or form...

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  • sungbeam
    20.05.2022 - 51 minutes ago

    meep meep 😁

    #sungbeam strikes again #daily duckie #day 3 slay #left duck looks like my old jisung pfp hehe #swagger™
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  • askdarkwingduck
    20.05.2022 - 53 minutes ago

    If Launchpad or Gosalyn were sick/injured, how would you care for them or cheer them up while they heal?

    Oh that's easy!! I didn't take safety education classes in college fro nothing!! I have all the basics down!! I have a knack in fixing up scrapes and boo boos no matter how big!! I could also cheer them up how I always do!! By being me of course!! I mean not to brag or anything, but people said that they felt so much better just by being around me, so I already got that off the checklist!!

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  • askdarkwingduck
    20.05.2022 - 1 hour ago

    So... what color are your feathers exactly? In some photos they look white, but in others they appear to be cream.

    *Chuckles* I get this question all the time!! It's kind of a mystery with my fans to be honest...

    I think it has something to do with the lighting honestly. If you've seen me on magazines, you would see a more creamy side to my feathers. If I'm under a light source that has a distinct color like a orange-ish light, I think that's how my creamy colors come into play. Lets put this to the test...

    Wow!! Would you look at that!! Pretty cool right!!

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  • askdarkwingduck
    20.05.2022 - 1 hour ago

    Why would you be attracted to STEELBEAK of all people?

    Look... it's complicated... what he's done is terrible and all but... you can't deny that he is quite the looker. I didn't really show it during my fight, but I was in awe of this man... you can't go wrong with a face like his...

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  • askdarkwingduck
    20.05.2022 - 1 hour ago

    Are you and Launchpad married?

    NO!!! Of course we aren't... I mean sure, he hangs out with me fulltime, and he helps me take care of Gosalyn, but I'm not married!!

    HEY BABE!!! ARE YOU ANSWERING ANOTHER QUESTION?!!?

    LAUNCHPAD NOT NOW!!!

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  • penpanoply
    20.05.2022 - 1 hour ago

    Memento mori—white charcoal on black paper

    #another still life under my belt! #why is lettuce so hard to draw #the duck thing is a classroom joke #still life#memento mori
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  • fruitgoat
    20.05.2022 - 1 hour ago

    Just spent an hour teaching V about HSA and IRA contribution limits. Because I'm a Good Friend. Conclusion: Rich People Suck.

    #this may be a mercenary relationship from this point forward #she doesn't like her half-siblings or their kids #so i'm still a beneficiary i think #and she's that odd duck of a communist that is slightly obsessed with money #not proud of this
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  • askdarkwingduck
    20.05.2022 - 1 hour ago

    Are you friends with Donald? Has he ever lost his temper if someone ever hurt your feelings?

    I mean, he is part of the family, but I don't really feel like we really interact a whole lot you know? But when I do, he's usually very friendly if not VERY short tempered... Trust me, if you mess with any member of his side of the family...

    Oh boy... you better watch out!

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