#edward teach Tumblr posts

  • mielpetite
    16.05.2022 - 6 minutes ago

    Happy Birthday, Melody! You wanted Blackbeard so I took a stab at it (ha ha)! I tried to imagine what it might look like if he’d kept just one, in secret. 😢 I hope you have a fantastic day and get all the cakes! Many thanks to the lovely @lonicera-caprifolium for making and posting the robe pattern!

    PS I’m pretty sure he’s got more chest tattoos but I couldn’t find a reference! Sorry!

    #our flag means death #edward teach#blackbeard
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  • lipstickshateau
    16.05.2022 - 8 minutes ago

    ed: ever heard of retirement?

    what he means by that:

    #ofmd #our flag means death #blackbeard#edward teach #born on a beach
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  • assassin-or-templar-56
    16.05.2022 - 11 minutes ago

    Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Israel Hands Additional Tags: Touch-Starved, Touching, Threesome - M/M/M, Getting Together, Body Worship, Oral Sex, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Crying, Vulnerability, Bottom Israel Hands, Cuddling & Snuggling Summary:

    Izzy is touch-starved but doesn't realize it until he sees the way Stede and Edward touch each other.

    #our flag means death #ofmd#edward teach#stede bonnet#israel hands #edward teach x stede bonnet x israel hands #blackbeard#izzy hands#fanfic
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  • andisteppedaside
    16.05.2022 - 30 minutes ago

    Okay but hear me out, what about a great british bake off / OFMD AU.

    I want the crew as the contestants and the captains as the judges.

    Roach would obviously present the orange cake as his signature bake. Jim would stab the cake dough to mix it (“It gets rid of the air bubbles!”). The swede would sit on the floor and watch biscuits bake in the oven, then fall asleep with his forehead leaning on the oven door, and wake up with a third degree burn. Lucius would pretend to bake while he lets Pete do all the work and he keeps eating the raw batter. Wee John would insist they put more decorations. Buttons would be inexplicably good at everything and give zero explanations about it. Fang and Ivan would just have the time of their life - their cake is not the best, but they are very proud of it. They would be happy to be seated far away from Izzy, so they can watch him have a meltdown every five minutes and scream at the muffins cause they are not cooking fast enough. He is taking the whole thing way too seriously but no one wants to tell him, as they’d probably get stabbed with a piping bag. Frenchie and Olu, the hosts, would walk around giving moral support and snatching spoonfuls of cream and melted chocolate. Stede and Ed are literally Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood and I will not be taking any criticism on this. Everyone wants Ed’s approval (the handshake) and Stede is a sweetheart with occasional savage moments (“It barely TASTED of orange, if that’s any consolation”). Thanks for coming to my ted talk

    #pirate brain rot #our flags mean death #ofmd #the great british bake off #gbbo#gbbo au #our flag means death au #stede bonnet#edward teach#blackbeard
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  • awaysantiana
    16.05.2022 - 35 minutes ago

    His Face All Red

    All it takes is a look.

    oh boy, wrote some citrusy goodness. rated E for a fair amount of violence for something under 2k, as well as the smashing-together of body parts. here be edward/izzy, trans man!izzy, menstruation kink, and cunnilingus.

    Read Here

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  • darkverrmin
    16.05.2022 - 35 minutes ago

    Izzy: So, are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

    Ed, raging: I am Blackbeard, I am the terror of the seven seas!

    Stede, drinking his tea from across the room: he's a little spoon

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  • hannaloony
    16.05.2022 - 35 minutes ago
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  • hellsfiction
    16.05.2022 - 39 minutes ago

    There are headcanons about Izzy Hands coming from wealth. And there are kid fics where Ed and Stede meet as kids. But I’m coming at you with the heart breaking idea that Izzy Hands came from wealth, AND he and Ed knew each other as kids.

    This by the way is entirely inspired by @theorderofthetriad‘s post here and @favouritefi‘s kid Izzy and Ed art, specifically this one

    Alright. Full idea under the cut!

    Ed’s mum works for a big, rich family, the kind of family that has lots of beautiful things. And once or twice, Ed accompanies his mum to the estate, helping her carry stuff or just so she can keep an eye on him and make sure he doesn’t get into trouble.

    This is where he meets Israel for the first time. He’s small and quiet and keeps out of his parent’s way. He’s only ever interacted with other kids like him, rich kids who are meant to be seen and not heard, and so he’s enamored with Ed who, when not around his father, is bright and loud. He sneaks Ed sweets and listens, enraptured, to stories about growing up at the docks.

    One time Ed is there, Israel has a bruise on his cheek, angry and red, and one of the servant boys that Israel would sometimes exchange shy smiles and quiet conversations with has been dismissed. Ed doesn’t pry. He knows how this works.

    And then one night Ed turns up under Israel’s bedroom window. It’s the middle of a storm, and he’s soaked, his eyes are wide, he’s shaking. He tells Israel he didn’t know where to go: He can’t go home anymore. 

    He killed his dad.

    Israel lets him sleep in his room that night, and when Ed has finally fallen asleep he stays awake for a while longer, staring at him before finally tucking as close as he dared and falling asleep as well.

    Ed hides out in Israel’s room for a few days longer, pondering on what he’s going to do next. One day, when Israel comes back from his lessons, Ed has packed up what little he had, and is ready to leave. He’s gonna work on a ship, he’s decided. It’ll be shitty at first, but one day he’s going to be someone worth something. A rich merchant, or a world renowned explorer, or a fierce captain. He ruffle’s Israel’s hair and climbs out of the window.

    He’s just agreed to menial work on a ship for 2 shilling a week when he hears Israel yelling his name. Israel, bag slung over his shoulder, runs down the dock and insists on joining Edward. The boatswain Ed had been talking to just shrugs and adds him to the payroll, and no matter how often Ed tells him to go home, Israel is stubborn. He hates living at the Estate. And if Ed is going to be a fierce captain one day, he needs an equally fierce first mate.

    And fuck, that would just be the first chapter. As they set sail Izzy would have to learn to live without the crutch of wealth, and proves himself to be downright feral when Ed is threatened. I can’t commit to another multi chapter fic guys, I’m already working on the role reversal fic, which I’ve deleted twice because I’m not happy with it!

    #ofmd #our flag means death #edward teach#blackbeard #ofmd edward teach #izzy hands
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  • unlikely-gravestones
    16.05.2022 - 52 minutes ago

    Stede: Ed, did you...did you cut your hair and glue it to the sock puppet? Ed: ... Stede: Wait...how did you get....Ed is that MY hair??? Ed: Mind your fuckin business, Stede. (As always, click for better quality)

    #can u tell i love drawing ed #its not my fault hes just so drawable #still need to get better at stede buuut its getting there #and olu has joined the canvas #also can you tell which were main drawings and which are there just to fill space #also some bearded stede as a treat #i really went full on with his beard this time #i still like the scruffy one i did before though #our flag means death #ofmd#edward teach#stede bonnet#Oluwande ofmd#jim jimenez
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  • brovitranduila
    16.05.2022 - 1 hour ago


    This imaginary scene of Izzy and Edward meeting in far-far postanon just stuck in my head. Izzy finaly free. Even from the marks.

    Ed: Did you change your tattoo? Hmm, maybe for the best. Izzy:... Ed: Why a star? Izzy: Everyone who gets lost needs a guide. Ed: Does it help? Izzy: Yes. It reminds me that this time, the guiding light is in my own hands.

    #izzy hands#edward teach#blackbeard #our flag means death #ofmd#blackhands #sorry english isn't my first language #please correct me if it sounds wrong
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  • katharrop90
    16.05.2022 - 1 hour ago

    Stede: Someone buy my booty!


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  • katsuquirks
    16.05.2022 - 1 hour ago

    praying for happy tears in season two...

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  • lottie-emie
    16.05.2022 - 2 hours ago

    I love him your honour 💜

    Quick thing of Ed to test out some new brushes!

    #ofmd #our flag means death #edward teach#Blackbeard ofmd
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  • nixomnia
    16.05.2022 - 3 hours ago


    wrote a lil song that's like ed heartbroken over stede bc this show hits me differently

    #our flag means death #music#singer songwriter#ofmd#blackbonnet #our flag means gay #gentlebeard#stede bonnet#edward teach #our flag means death stede #our flag means death ed #blackbeard
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  • imjustamadae
    16.05.2022 - 3 hours ago

    if I get to him before stede can I have him

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  • stedebonny
    16.05.2022 - 3 hours ago


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  • death-by-sc0tland
    16.05.2022 - 3 hours ago

    i don’t mind if ed doesn’t grow back his beard in season 2 even tho i loved it but please for the love of god don’t touch his hair it needs to stay long

    #edward teach#blackbeard#ofmd #our flag means death
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  • omgtheywerecocaptains
    16.05.2022 - 4 hours ago
    #some lovely down time for them #ed can't read but he found a way to make books useful #our flag means death #ofmd#blackbonnet#gentlebeard#ofmd fanart#stede bonnet#ofmd ed#edward teach#ofmd stede
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  • actualfrog
    16.05.2022 - 4 hours ago

    Doodles of a vague modern AU

    #Ed owns a restaurant cause duh and Jim works for him and they both occassionalky go to metal concerts together #Stede is like…either a lawyer or a fashion magazine editor doing good critics on the side bc also duh meet cute #Lucius is Stede’s personal assistant and Izzy…exists ahshhs idk what to do with him yet but he uses a cane without any toe eating involved #bc I said so #anyways Hi 🧍 #ofmd #our flag means death #Izzy hands#Stede bonnet#jim jimenez#lucius#Blackbeard#Edward teach
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