I'm so sorry to hear kyle dumped you (: (cartman)
[ Eric ]
You shut your whore mouth, Scott, before I shut it for you! Kyle’s not gonna dump me, we’re affianced! He wouldn’t do that to me just to leave me! I have his fucking kids!
Yummy anon in da inbox again I got very badly sunburnt may I have some Cartman prayers 😘🙏
sunburns are the worst dude i hope u feel better soon
i don't know what a cartman prayer is
but i can offer you come cute pics of him until you specify what a cartman prayer is
because i don't think he would pray for anyone
Hi!! as you might remember, Basu (shokikita on twitter), @drabesacraben and I were organizing a kyman zine and the first part, the SFW part is finally out!!
it’s a free digital zine that anyone can download by clicking on the image or use the link i’ll leave in the comments! please enjoy our and our contributors’ hard work 💖
vcdrgvhgdrtgjvnh first time drawing cartman
also stan🥀🥀🥀 and kyle🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀
without Kenny maaan
Hello marcy forced me here but i dont mind bec i need ANGST
can i request main 4 and why they broke up with reader?
throwing up and crying
WHY THE MAIN 4 BREAKS UP WITH YOU!
[ gender neutral ]
cw : alcoholism for stan’s
- cartman is probably really selfish about it.
- he claims you ‘get in his way’, and you’re ‘too much of a pushover’
- i think he’d say that, but he really breaks up with you because he thinks he isn’t good enough for you
- he’s mean, and sadistic. he’s not good for you at all!
- he does it in person, belittling you and not looking in your eyes
- kyle’s is more sad.
- he doesn’t want to break up with you! of course he doesn’t!
- it’s either because of something cartman did, or his mom forcing him to break up with you.
- he’s gonna cry if he tells you in person, so he slips a note into your locker and avoids you at all costs.
- most definitely thinks about talking to you again, but he thinks you won’t want to
- stan is predictable.
- he breaks up with you to go back to wendy, but he doesn’t even like her! it’s just what he’s used to.
- he thinks about you all the time, and even though he regrets it, he stays with wendy and pretends he’s happy with her.
- might start drinking again to forget you, and if you get with someone else, he might just spiral.
- spills his feelings to kyle when drunk
- vomits whenever he sees you
- kenny does it out of anger
- he overheard wendy saying you’re probably ashamed to be with him! he knows you wouldn’t admit to it, so he has to believe her!
- would hate you for a couple of weeks
- but then he finds out that’s not true, and oh my god, he feels like shit
- he really wants to apologize, he really does! he just doesn’t know how
- he really wants to get back with you, but he doesn’t see it happening
- tries to get stan to apologize to you for him, but stan says it’s “insensitive” and “rude”
- ends up just staring at you in the halls, wishing it could go back to the way it was.
Please look at my dumb Style fanart.
K thanks…
🔴Rudbubble Prints
We're getting closer to that time of the year again....and so are Kyle and Eric 🥵
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