#fml Tumblr posts

ugh i hate tiptoeing around people who will get angry if i don't, like why must I hold my breathe every time I am around you in fear of how you will react, how you will make me feel? Stop it, you make it hard to breathe, you make me feel like I am a burden to you, stop it -

i have grad night so i get to lie ab eating all day and i get back at like midnight so i can literally j say i ate at school and the park rather than eating at home

for people who post photos of their cuts i actually fucking hate you idc if this is a safe space no one should be posting that shit imo

completley forgot ab this so day 3

those are a few of my thinspo pics

i cant remember the accounts i got these from but i get all of mine from here and google (sorry if im using your photo i will delete it if anyone wants me to)

i also know that posting thinspo is pro ana but thats not what i am this is j apart of the challenge thing so please dont get the wrong idea

Annnnnnnnd I can no longer taste things.   Fun.  This is so fun.

Today, it's been a few days since our neighbour died. For the last 30 years, he and my husband have hated each other and disagreed on everything, no matter the subject, they would be on opposite sides of it. My husband is crying because they were best friends and he misses him. They loved to hate each other I suppose. FML link

just read to! as lol

154 ??!? How am I all of a sudden down 3 pounds in five days after not losing any for two weeks lmaooo . I didn’t even do anything crazy I only worked out once lol . I don’t know how to feel bc I still feel fat even tho I’m almost down like 40 pounds . One step forward and a dozen backward ….

lost my boat airdopes today the world is a cold and unforgiving place and so on

person: did you eat anything healthy today?

me: *mixes coconut pieces into fifth coffee*

Today, my husband broke the vase and smashed the chandelier in the hallway, all because I asked him who he was on the phone with. His exact words were, “Do you ever just mind your fucking business? Goddamn!” Oh, and he told me I have to buy a new vase and replace the chandelier. FML link

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Today, after medication, relaxation, sleep hygiene, and various other remedies for my insomnia failed, I've resorted to listening to an alien conspiracy podcast to fall asleep. The content is so insane and his voice is so monotone, I swear my brain shuts down in protest. FML link

Today, I woke up to my sister with her hand wrapped gently around my balls, saying, “Don’t lie or I’ll squeeze.” She wanted to know if I’d eaten her strawberries. I said no. She'd looked my bin and saw the empty packet. She looked back at me and squeezed. The pain made me late for work. FML link

Lost my knife yesterday

And of course today I need to use it a lot

benefits to long fingernails:

- claws >:)

drawbacks to long fingernails:

- claws :'[

Ahahah end me :,)

someone invent a time machine so I can go back and kick 16 yr old me's ass so I don't get a third dog bc I'm stuck living w my mom until either I can afford a house or one of my dogs is gone

Oh crap, May is almost gone and I haven't done a single Mermay prompt...

Today, during sex with my new boyfriend, he gave me such an intense oral sex orgasm, I clenched my jaw and broke one of my back teeth. FML link