Genshin Impact but if the Traveler was Master Chief (feat. Noelle)

Master Chief training Noelle

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Noelle eagerly awaited Master Chief's instructions.

Barbara on the other hand was less than thrilled.

Master Chief and Paimon had taken the both of them inside his Teapot for heavy equipment training.

Paimon was VERY much against this idea and begged Barbara to tag along in case something horrible happened.

So the two of them sat on a bench he had made with Tubby's assistance, and put themselves in a concrete arena.

(Noelle) "Sir, I'm ready when you are!"

(Paimon) "Oh, Paimon's got a baaaad feeling about this!"

(Barbara) "I-I think I agree..."

Master Chief nodded and waved to Tubby to bring the dummies in.

Behind Master Chief spawned a number of dummies that resembled Treasure Hoarders.

Master Chief grabbed a massive two-handed weapon, gesturing for Noelle to come over.

(Master Chief) "This is what we call a 'Gravity Hammer'. In short, you hit something with it, and it'll go flying with a big boom."

(Noelle) "Wow, it looks heavy!"

He nodded silently.

(Master Chief) "First, we'll see if you can pick it up."

The way he was holding it seemed like it was just like any other weapon. Noelle was curious herself to how much it was until he let go.

Her eyes went wide as she felt her body immediately fall from the weight, caught completely by surprise.

(Noelle) "A-AH!"

Master Chief, with one arm, stopped her from falling. The Gravity Hammer hit the floor with a slight rumbling of the ground, creating a dent into the ground.

(Paimon) "HEY JOHN YOU BIG JERK, WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN HER!?"

(Noelle) "Not to worry, Paimon! I was just taken off guard, now- YAH!"

With sudden momentum, she was able to get it off the ground and wielded it with both hands almost effortlessly.

(Barbara) "Huh?! I-I knew Noelle was always strong but...!-"

Master Chief stood far to the side and calmly told Noelle her orders.

(Master Chief) "I want you to destroy those 4 dummies in one single blow, under two seconds."

(Paimon) "But that's a huge hammer! It'll take her several second to swing it!"

(Noelle) "...Big boom, huh?"

(Paimon) "Training her means we have to take it SLOW first! That's impossible!"

Master Chief silently stared at Paimon, then nodded back to Noelle.

(Noelle) "Here goes, HEEEYAH!"

KA-THUUUUUM!

As soon as she struck the dummy in front of her, a deafening thunder blasted from the hammer as it obliterated the dummies, the ground, and even the concrete and shot her backwards, letting go of the hamemr.

Barbara and Paimon were blown back from the shockwave while Master Chief remained still.

At what seemed like superhuman speeds, he first made sure Barbara didn't hit the floor, and with a single leap, sprung into the air and caught Noelle before she could hit the ground.

Meanwhile Paimon flew into a bale of hay.

Gently setting her down, Noelle was shaking off the ringing in her ears.

(Noelle) "WHERE...WHERE AM I?! DID I DO IT?!"

Standing her up, Noelle looked to the dummies.

Not a single one stood.

(Master Chief) "According to my timer, 1.7 seconds."

(Noelle) "...YES, I DID IT!"

She jumped into the air excitedly before almost falling over, still dizzy from the shockwave.

Catching her again, he looked at Barbara.

(Master Chief) "You alright ma'am?"

(Barbara) "Fine, thanks to you."

Paimon's head shot up from the hay, spitting out some that had gotten in her mouth.

(Paimon) "YOU GIANT GREEN...! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE PAIMON?!"

(Master Chief) "Thought I'd try something new since I'm always saving you, mix things up a little."

(Noelle) Snrk!

Barbara sighed as Paimon rushed over to his chest and began punching it, a decision Paimon immediately regretted.

inspired by the irodori festivl

traveler is so mean lmao

even with a body temperature warmer than average and a campfire, it’s still cold in dragonspine.

it’s bad enough that they were separated from the traveler due to unforeseen circumstances. all they could do now was regain their energy before heading to the rendezvous.

“so much for ‘getting safely to albedo’s campsite,’” diluc says with a sigh, alluding to what the traveler had said prior. “i hope they arrived with more success than we did.”

“i have no doubt they did.” dainsleif leans closer to the fire for warmth. his breath is visible, curling into the night sky, akin to wisps of smoke. “it would take far more than an avalanche to incapacitate them.”

diluc hums his agreement in lieu of responding, rubbing his gloved hands together for friction. there’s only the sound of the wind and the crackling of the fire between them.

after a moment, he begins to grow drowsy and has to force himself to stay awake. “i think i’ll retire for the night. don’t hesitate to wake me up if anything happens, or if you’d like to sleep as well.”

“do you plan to sleep on the ground?” dainsleif finally turns to properly meet his gaze. though he always maintains a monotonous tone, diluc can tell the bough keeper is in mild disbelief.

“yes…? there’s not many other options,” diluc says, uncertain of where exactly where dainsleif was going with this.

dainsleif seems to ponder over something. when diluc almost concludes that the bough keeper won’t speak again, the bough keeper clears his throat. he almost looks…timid.

“would you be inclined to sleep with me?”

wanted to practice some lumine expressions! and also draw her in a ponytail i think she'd look super cute with one thank u

Crying, screaming, ripping my hair out atm

The package sizes are around 6-12 GB, it’s different for everyone btw

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𝘏𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘵 ∇ 𝘚𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩𝘦

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𝐈'𝐦 𝐧𝐨 '𝐆𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐞' ∇ ??? {Coming soon}

I wonder who will be the fifth one to maxed out. Rosaria is leading and Kaeya is almost there!

thing for mermay i never finished

its 1 am and im making an animatic

im only 1 min and 15 seconds into it

but anyways heres aether

Okay but can you eat Paimon?

Yes because she's emergency food but more importantly, why would you even want to eat Paimon when she has been nothing but supportive of you and your quest to find your sibling?

commission for my friend!

PINK HAIRED HERO ♢ LUMINE (GENSHIN IMPACT)

»» stimboard featuring pink haired lumine + yellow/pink color scheme

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Aether has had enough with paimon's fishing commentary (a comic by me)

Genshin youtuber: mmm, I think most people have an attachment to their first five star.

Me: *squints at Ayaka* yeah... nope. not really.

Here again with dumb questions.

How to save up primos?. Like I just started playing genshin. (2 months). And in this whole 2 months time, I have managed to get to inazuma just to now fall on knees and CRY BECAUSE THIS FIGHT WITH RAIDEN SHOGUN IS KILLING ME. Like maam pls, you have seen me eat so much food. Can't you see me crying?

Anyway I wanted to save up so I will be able to have a five star to help out in the fight. (even if I lost the 50/50 to qiqi)

Or a few tips to survive the fight will be much more helpful!!

Hmm, a gift for the Prinzessin der Verurteilung? Immernachtreich thanks you for your generosity.

The moment of fate has come, oh, blessed one… I grant you the glory of walking beside the Prinzessin until the end of time!

WHAT THE F*CK????

@countessofwisdom are you seeing this?????