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  • helpingfriendlybook
    26.05.2022 - 12 minutes ago

    people are always saying i’d like iced coffee or the mountain goats or whatever, but if anyone has ever said that i would like minecraft, i will punt them into next tuesday

    #hawkeyepost #this is stressful! it’s giving me agita!
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  • helpingfriendlybook
    24.03.2022 - 2 monts ago

    i think that kimchi was probably beamed directly to earth from heaven

    #hawkeyepost #we made it with real ginger and we’re storing it in a better way this time. good god
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  • helpingfriendlybook
    06.03.2022 - 2 monts ago

    i made myself a martini, for old time’s sake. good gin doesn’t quite hit the same spot

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  • helpingfriendlybook
    14.02.2022 - 3 monts ago

    the fact that i can't spend valentine's day with my husband is a crime. give me the strength to keep going regardless

    #hawkeyepost #i don't know when i'll see him again but hopefully it'll be for good #i'm counting the days
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  • helpingfriendlybook
    06.02.2022 - 3 monts ago

    the downside of being from television is that people will just say anything about me

    #hawkeyepost #i’m not going to stop them but at least i can look away from it sometimes
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  • helpingfriendlybook
    04.02.2022 - 3 monts ago

    pongki is the funniest creature on this earth

    #hawkeyepost #turn on the subtitles i can’t stop laughing #Youtube
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  • helpingfriendlybook
    30.01.2022 - 3 monts ago

    the next time i look at a new york times cooking recipe will be too soon. juniper berries for a beef stew? what am i, an alchemist?

    #hawkeyepost #am i just supposed to have those in my pantry? #i'll stick to using wine like a normal person
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  • helpingfriendlybook
    24.01.2022 - 4 monts ago

    journaling and making food from scratch doesn’t fix everything, but it helps a hell of a lot

    #hawkeyepost #i made truffles with some leftover ganache and i’ve got tomato soup around the halfway mark #i need to write my thoughts out more. with an actual pen you know
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  • helpingfriendlybook
    15.01.2022 - 4 monts ago

    i made these creatures to hold some crystals

    #hawkeyepost #i’ve never messed with clay before! #these were a learning experience hahahah
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  • helpingfriendlybook
    14.01.2022 - 4 monts ago

    i had nightmares and then woke up with my entire body aching. just like old times

    #hawkeyepost #i’d love to know why my joints are on fire #at least it’s a friday huh? fuck
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  • helpingfriendlybook
    07.01.2022 - 4 monts ago

    i'm really about to buy not one, but two lobster-shaped bath bombs for myself. a guy's gotta have a little luxury

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  • helpingfriendlybook
    03.01.2022 - 4 monts ago

    i love cleaning when nobody else is ordering me to do it. being a housewife was my first choice of career—brown university had to twist my arm to go to their medical school

    #hawkeyepost #that second half's a joke but once my husband and i can live together i'll be a force to be reckoned with
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  • helpingfriendlybook
    03.01.2022 - 4 monts ago
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  • helpingfriendlybook
    03.01.2022 - 4 monts ago
    #hawkeyepost#audio #this is scratching an ITCH #i need more sounds like that first solo #Spotify
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  • helpingfriendlybook
    28.12.2021 - 4 monts ago

    i need a full day of pure hedonism to make up for the awful week i’ve had and will keep having. can anyone direct me to the garden of earthly delights? i have a reservation

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  • helpingfriendlybook
    27.12.2021 - 4 monts ago

    hi. i just watched a video where someone seasoned their pasta water with salt, black pepper, and garlic powder. can somebody out there cope with this better than i can?

    #hawkeyepost #i paused it for a good five minutes as it sunk in
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  • helpingfriendlybook
    22.12.2021 - 5 monts ago

    goddamn it. being told what to do is one thing, being forced into particular emotional responses is another. but both of them make me want to tear my hair out, and both of them have been happening here at home. give me strength

    #hawkeyepost #ladies and germs i am not even going to go into it. #i have had an exhausting day and i just want to fall asleep next to my husband
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  • helpingfriendlybook
    19.12.2021 - 5 monts ago

    i love analog music as much as the next guy, but anyone who thinks synthesizers are inferior or somehow not real music has packing peanuts for brains

    #hawkeyepost #and this is coming from someone who’s about a hundred years old
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  • helpingfriendlybook
    19.11.2021 - 6 monts ago

    i wish tumblr posts had a dislike button

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  • helpingfriendlybook
    15.11.2021 - 6 monts ago

    i ate homemade stew and brie and bread half an hour ago and i could go to bed right now

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