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  • ghostypetrainer
    25.05.2022 - 1 minute ago

    @m1sosazai replied to your post “modern zoroark is also in pasio, but its mid...”:

    lmao why machamp and not tangrowth. (+ i know it wouldn't be possible bc he left by the time magneton evolved so it wouldn't really be a black fox pokemon but it would be so cool if he was w an electric type to move him even further away from the usual ingo-association of purple - or gray ig - partners)...

    ​oh magneton slaps actually. it’s Ingo so he could still do A LOT with just a second stage evolution. and then he gets ahold of a thunder stone, and suddenly he’s got a fully evolve magnezone- not trip to chargestone cave required.

    #m1sosazai #zoroark possession au #but make it modern #also I checked and there are villain skills. lmao. black fox ingo getting stuck with them #he's just really. REALLY.
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  • crabbiecowgirl
    25.05.2022 - 1 minute ago

    MY BROTHER HAS HAD A GIRLFRIEND FOR FOUR YEARS AND JUST TOLD MY PARENTS LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    #I’m dying #he’s so bizarre
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  • get-dusted
    25.05.2022 - 2 minutes ago
    @hazbinbargainbin continued from: x It’s more like a cry from a rabid animal to back off - but, seemingly, Angie’s never encountered one back in life.
    A bit of a shame, really.
    It hurts just as much as everything else - but with Angie grabbing him like that, Ang’s brain flips the switch from flight to fight, not seeming to notice how soft and squishy he is at the moment.
    Chomp.
    A full body bite across one of his arms, main fangs and all. Both of them.
    God. Fucking damn it Angie.

    Now he’s yowling, great work. He plants his left hand on Ang’s forehead before those fangs can even come loose of his upper right arm and shoves. Okay, that made it worse, fuck ow. A lower arm has managed to accomplish what he came to do, a syringe full of morphine jabbed into the broken arm’s elbow, thumb pressing the plunger down a bit too quickly, but he’s dosed Ang up. He’s shoving himself away, clamping his left hand over the wound on his right arm and yowling, it feels likes he’s stuck a set of jumper cables to his tongue and cranked a car. His body tensing up and shaking, this was worse than the time he tried taking a shot of V’s cocktail in one arm and a tranq in the other. This was going to be hell. Oh, he’s burning, oh it hurts, but it also feels fucking great. Shit what was going on, did he need to do something? His arm is bleeding pretty bad. I should I should what do you do when there’s been a bite? You ya suck the venom out right?

    He’s huddled up in the corner of Ang’s dressing room, staring over the tops of his knees at the still angry looking spider. His mouth suckling at the the wound on his right arm like a child sucks on an injury to get it to stop bleeding, or how a wounded animal might lick at a wound. He’s ignoring how his tongue starts to tingle immediately upon contact with the venom, this is fine.

    #hazbinbarginbin #I get me into shit; he gets me outta it (Ang) #drugs mention cw
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  • goldensunset
    25.05.2022 - 2 minutes ago

    ‘FRET ARE YOU OK’ bro i don’t think he’s alive

    #just completely and utterly crushed underneath #there’s a timeline in this universe in which truck kun gets an isekai #so proud #even though rindo can rewind time he can’t undo the trauma he suffers #a golden ntwewy replay #exact same energy as ven getting crystallized and dropped off a huge cliff hitting several bumps on the way down #with only aqua to break his fall and somehow this doesn’t hurt her either #and she’s like VEN ARE YOU OK girl he SHOULDNT be
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  • jotarosmissinghat
    25.05.2022 - 2 minutes ago

    Lately I’ve been obsessed with Igg, and have been drawing him way to much so

    Oops-

    -It’s sideways 🫢

    Anyways have my igg sketch dump :)

    #iggy #jojos bizarre adventure #jojo no kimyō na bōken #stardust crusaders #jojo part 3 #jjba sdc #I love igg #because he’s cute #ik I draw him weird but idc #:) <3
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  • helluvahazelnut
    25.05.2022 - 2 minutes ago

    jon bernthal I know you're a renowned method actor and people have praised you a lot for it but bro there's no need to put such effort into that fellatio scene. keep that elsewhere

    #I WAS SO SHOOK #he did it with full force lmao #but i'm not complaining either #jon bernthal #we own this city #wayne jenkins
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  • lukalunar
    25.05.2022 - 3 minutes ago

    saw those old chat designs and..... wow we really missed out

    #chat noir#miraculous ladybug#adrian agreste #GOD the little ears he looks like such a rascal #i LOVE IT #my art#art
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  • australet789
    25.05.2022 - 3 minutes ago

    I love watching Food Network but dang if the pretentious side of them sometimes get out.

    Like, Guy Fieri was on a trip to Spain, and obviously, being the usa-ian rich dude he is, he kept asking how do a father and daughter managed a restaurant with a tiny kitchen (you know, a normal kitchen).

    Sir, people are poor. Im sorry we all dont have a kitchen of 300 meters square with a garden incorporated.

    #babbling australet #also the fact that he kept comparing spanish food with italian food #NEW EVERY COUNTRY HAS THEIR OWN FOOD CULTURE
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  • aura-mp3
    25.05.2022 - 3 minutes ago

    DID YOU SEE THAT JAEBEOM CUT HIS HAIR???? HEARTBROKEN 😭😭😭

    yeah, a travesty

    long hair jaebeom is my fav of all time but he does look cute with the short hair tho...

    #tbh i think that he's cute all the time so whatever <3 #moots #sky beloved <3 #asks
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  • enluv
    25.05.2022 - 3 minutes ago

    At this point I don't know which video I've already sent and which I haven't.😭but I separated some more for you (again thanks to this disgrace called tumblr) hannie for my beautiful coco<3

    🐿 nonnie(take care honey!!!!!and thank you so much for the lino's pic🤧💞)

    THE LAST VIDEO 🧎🏽‍♀️‼ NAUR HES TOO FINE STOP I LOVE HIM SO MUCH THATS MY MAN!!!

    okay I've gotten that out tyvm!! when he >> he>> him>> han >> hanji>> jisung>> when he!!!! yeah I'm pretty much in love with him🧍🏽‍♀️

    hehe hehe hehe here for you <3

    fought with lino to send these all of yesterday and he still refused till today 😭😭

    #tb to when he sent us that random picture of him doing a flip ??? #yeah he was wild for that 😭 #thank you love and i apologize for tumbles being absolutely terrible to you :( #🐿 nonnie <3 #⌕ – dispatching!
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  • shittydazai
    25.05.2022 - 4 minutes ago

    god i love kunikida

    #he’s like yeah i’ll break into a building i NEED to accurately know the weather #yeah i’ll steal a car. only if they hav insurance though #i’m finallyyyy reading 55 minutes btw #kunikida#bsd #erin is speaking #max liveblogs
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  • electrivolt
    25.05.2022 - 4 minutes ago

    // dont look at me thinking abt how it really was the smaller things keeping volkner going for so long until he got something good in life when otherwise he would’ve stopped trying so long ago

    #〔 ooc . 〕 ϟ  power off . #// its a night of feeling things #when i say it was the smaller things-- #having luxray there to take care of (and to an extent be cared for by luxray) #palmer's presence as much as he could be there #even with how things turned so bitter for a while knowing roark for a bit as kids helped- #h. h. man
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  • goddesstrolls
    25.05.2022 - 4 minutes ago

    ok. you asked for it

    #bastscribbles#okahni art#okahni taraze #i am told sarrar Means Things. #anyway yes this is how he dances. see the open i posted
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  • abysslll
    25.05.2022 - 4 minutes ago

    HELP

    #HE LOOKS SO CHUNKY #I'M SOBBING#natsume yuujinchou #natsume's book of friends
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  • mothersoldiergun
    25.05.2022 - 4 minutes ago

    I like Sam wanting to be a lawyer because

    a) sociopath profession for sociopaths and,

    b) if you just argue with your abuser enough he'll understand he's wrong and he'll listen to you! and,

    c) laws can be used to define right and wrong, which is important when your soulless version of yourself (i.e., just slightly less inhibited) is completely amoral.

    #sam kinda sucks-natural #spn.txt #i love my little demon blood witch king boy dont get me wrong #but hes such a FREAK #anyway stream and then you get up again
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  • marshmellowtea
    25.05.2022 - 4 minutes ago

    having far too serious thoughts about actor mark and those kids he mentions in adwm so forgive me but.....

    i’m thinking about him resenting them for representing a normalcy he’s always wanted but never got to have, or ignoring them because he’s not ready for that kind of responsibility, especially not at this point in his life after he’s done such horrible things to the people he used to hold dear. maybe it’s some sick mix of the two, where he’s always theoretically wanted the stability of a wife and two and a half kids but he’s never been able to embrace the idea in practice, and now that’s he’s had them in some unconventional way he can’t help but feel more like a failure, even more irritated and upset by the presence of these tiny humans who bear so many of his traits. maybe he can’t bring himself to be outright hostile too them, since they’re the only family he has left who doesn’t hate him or has hurt him, but he can’t hide the fact that he doesn’t want them there, that something about their presence unsettles him, and that’s just as damaging to them as outright abuse would be. thinking about him attempting to play at the loving father when he’s with them, mostly when they’re out in public, but the cracks continue to show and he can’t hide the wrongness that lingers just underneath the surface, threatening to shatter both his kids and what remains of his sanity. just.......thinking about him not wanting to be a cruel dad, necessarily, but he doesn’t like them, he doesn’t want them in his life, and he can’t quite hide the disdain he has toward them and the situation at large, no matter how much he may want to save face. 

    #who killed markiplier #a date with markiplier #actor mark#marshy speaks #ngl. some of this is inspired by me headcanoning actor with not-so-great parents #he'd never hit his kids god no but....he's not above making them feel unwelcome or wanted #anyway on a lighter note i'm imagining that they're twins :)
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  • silveryladystar
    25.05.2022 - 5 minutes ago

    I feel the urge to post screenshots of the things the 30something year old psychonaut guy who was my reply guy on twitter a couple of years ago said to me before I soft blocked him but I’d feel kind of bad for mocking him for whatever reason

    #obviously his username would be cropped but #like he was very weird #not even creepy weird-just very annoying #idk why he was interested in me-not ‘like that’ but like he legitimately liked me as a person
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  • gumilac
    25.05.2022 - 5 minutes ago

    I always forget how absolutely beautiful megumi is, I don’t know how but I do. My favorite picture is the one of him smiling 😭 it just shatters my heart into a million little pieces in the best way possible 😭 anywho..I love him 🥰

    AAAHHHHH him smiling >>> i absolutely agree, he has the softest smile ever, so here i offer smiley megumi

    I AGREE W YOU A LOT 😭👊 i just wanna break down and cry whenever i see him smile bc he's so irritatingly handsome and i love him lots too

    #AAHHHHHH SCREAMS INTO A VOID #rips hair out #SIGHS I WONT HIM :( #the amount of pics i have of him #UGH HE ALSO HAS HIS OWN BOARD IN PINTEREST #asks. #『 notes for lilac 』 —; from: adren29 ☆
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  • gay-ace
    25.05.2022 - 5 minutes ago

    Tfw you can tell in his voice that he’s disappointed in you

    #bf tag #i’m just being incompetent at DnD #i think he’s annoyed with me
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  • galacticled
    25.05.2022 - 5 minutes ago

    if  the  barista  gives  him  a  surprise  discount  on  his  coffee  order  because  he  (  quote  unquote  )  looks  like  he  needs  it,  is  that  a  compliment  or  cause  for  concern  —  ?

    #— ★ . * ( STATUS. ) #( saturn: (voice cracking as he takes his quintuple shot espresso) .......... thanks. )
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