FUXK ACE 2022

FUCK ACE 2022 ...... 😔✊🏼

help

bro had one of his friends clean the gutter and the guy mentioned something about how he did it “literally all by myself” like... yeah? I never agreed to help you with it, I’m not getting paid for it yet you are, the only reason I needed to know when you were going to be here is so I could open the door for you, bro, because i have other things to do today.

kinn please get up…. love has you doing aegyo in broad daylight…

omg JULIAN

a bird in the hand

“Hey uh, can I speak to Commissioner Gordon?” Officer Patricia Nolan looked up from what she’d been doing and stared. “It’s important,” the teen leaned forward conspiratorially, “Bat business, y’know?” The bullpen was always loud but right now it was silent, everyone stopping to watch their visitor. Just her luck Pat’s desk was the first one when you entered.

“Yes, I can see if he’s available,” she said faintly, glancing quickly over at what the boy was carrying in his arm but not sure how to broach the subject. She wasn’t as familiar with the capes as some of the others. “I’ll see if he’s available,” she continued as she picked up the phone on her desk. Her hands did not shake, her voice did not quiver. She was a Gotham City girl through and through, not much rattled her these days. But that’s not to say that the situation in itself wasn’t strange. Matt from from Vice speed walked by and was staring so hard he walked straight into the wall.

“Gordon,” the Commissioner answered with a sigh.

“Hey, It’s Pat Nolan,” Pat began. “You’re needed down in the bullpen, there’s a uh hero who wants to talk to you.” She glanced at the teen who was looking around the bullpen curiously. “It’s not a Bat.”

“Christ,” Gordon groaned. “Well who is it? Nevermind, I’m on my way. Too damn late for this; I thought Batman told all the other capes to stay out of the city?”

“He did, sir but I don’t exactly take orders from Batman,” the boy grinned. Pat gripped the phone a little tighter realizing he could hear Gordon through the phone. “And you probably guessed from the symbol that I’m Superboy,” he lowered his colored sunglasses with one hand. “The Suberboy.”

“Superboy will be waiting for you,” She said dutifully before replacing the phone. “The Commissioner will be down in a moment, do you want to sit?” Pat wasn’t entirely sure how to handle the situation so she just automatically defaulted to polite. It’s the reason her desk was so close to the front. 

“Nah, I’m good plus I gotta hold onto my precious cargo,” Superboy said, giving ‘his cargo’ a light bounce in his arm. Being able to hold that kind of weight singlehandedly without any sort of strain, that kind of alien power you only saw once you crossed the river to Metropolis. 

“Alright, I’m here, what do you- Christ on a Bike is that Robin?” Gordon jolted as he rounded the corner in his rumpled trench coat. “Is he alright?” He said but his tone was calm. Because while it was worrisome that the Boy Wonder was in the station at all, much less being held at Superboy’s hip like a toddler, the kid looked okay. His tights were a bit scuffed and he smelled vaguely of smoke but he looked entirely at ease in the other’s arm. His cheek was resting comfortably in the crook of Superboy’s neck looking, for all intents and purposes, deeply asleep.

 “Oh yeah, he’s fine,” Superboy shrugged. “Rob’s just been working this arms dealing case for like, a week straight. No one is exactly sure when’s the last time he slept so once he got everything sorted, he just crashed. So anyway,” he reached into his jacket and didn’t seem phased by half of the bullpen reaching for their weapons. 

He pulled out a USB and dangled it in front of Gordon. “Before he was forcibly put on the Dreamland Express, Robin wanted you to have this. It’s all his notes on the guns, who’s supplying them and evidence leading back to the guys in charge. We got some of the small fish tonight but you need a badge to get the the bigger ones.”

“Thanks,” Gordon mumbled, grabbing the USB hesitantly, like it was going to explode. “If I may ask, how did you get involved with this? Did the arms dealing originate in Metropolis?” Detective Mac groaned quietly in the back. They hated intercity especially investigations but it was worst with Metropolis, all ‘Superman this’ or ‘Superman that’. Pat kind of gets it now, the Supers have such a strong presence to them.  

“Oh no, I think Robbie said these guys came from the south like Florida or something,” Superboy frowned. “I’m here because this one-” another light shake of Robin who still did not stir. “Got so wrapped up in this case he forgot our date night,” he rubbed at his eyes. “Found him making one of those string evidence charts on the fridge because he ran out of room on the counter.”

“And Batman?” Gordon questioned, like he didn’t want to know the answer. 

“I think he’s in Japan on League business,” Superboy tilted his head in thought, “or was it Norway? Anyway not here. Rob always goes a little overboard when Bats isn’t around to spray bottle him into taking a break like hello, you’ve got nothing to prove, we already know you’re super sexy and way smarter than Batman.”

No one quite knew what to say to that so they just stayed quiet. Superboy glanced at the clock and groaned.

“Shit, I didn’t realize it was so late. I’m gonna be in so much trouble when I get home once I drop this idiot off,” he ended his sentence with a soft kiss to the top of Robin’s hair. “Hey, did anyone catch the end to the Knights/Meteors baseball game? I caught some of the eighth inning when Rob and I raided the warehouse where they were storing some of the guns, I think the Meteors were up.”

“They were,” Detective Driver said with a smug grin. “it was 8-9 Meteors but Matheson hit a triple at the bottom of the ninth and it ended 9-12 for the Knights.” 

“Hell, we keep crumping at the last minute,” Superboy huffed. “I’m telling you that new pitcher they brought in from St. Louis ain’t cutting it; hope they trade him back at the end of the season.”

“Might as well trade the whole team while you’re at it,” Driver goaded. “Metropolis hasn’t put up a good showing since the miracle season of ‘93. If I were you, kid, I’d fly to a city with a better team.” 

“Man, get off my back,” Superboy grinned. A couple people gasped quietly when he lifted himself up off the floor. “And be careful what you say; I doubt Robin will move to me if we decide to move in together which means y’all,” he clicked his tongue and did a one armed finger gun, “will have to deal with me on a more long term basis. Anyway, thanks for the help and uh the service you do. See ya.” 

He turned and flew out the way he’d came, down the stairs to the main lobby and presumably out the front doors. And the whole time, Robin hadn’t moved from his slumber as if there were nowhere safer than his friend’s -boyfriend’s?- arms. 

“Well that sure was something,” Montoya grumbled from the back.

“Bad enough we got Batman and his little kid freaks running around but now he have Supers too?” Chandler groaned, resting her forehead on the desk. 

“Did you guys see-,” Stacy, the secretary and unofficial Batsignal operator said, poking her head in. She winced, “I guess you did.” She smiled and held her hands over her heart. “Well I think they’re cute, SuperWonder is so two years ago, SuperRobin is the only true ship.”

“I have no idea what you’re saying and I don’t want to know,” Gordon sighed, shoving the USB into his coat pocket and shuffling out of the bullpen. “If you need me, I’ll be going over this evidence and wondering why I’m still in the game if lovesick teenagers are doing my job for me.”

aww I love getting sweet happy birthday texts from my dad 🥰

I’d love it even more if it was actually my birthday and not my sister’s, though

Ok look look look look look, I want to really hear everyone's thoughts on this because I am so fricking terrified of now being able to see future clearly and it's why JN currently feels like the end of everything, so I want to ask everyone:

What could Satoshi/Ash do next?

Just give me ANYTHING!

One rule thou:

No gyms.

He has no reason to do them anymore. He's a Champion. Will most likely be crowned World Champion after PWC ends.

So what will he do next?

Feel free to drop your ideas, because I'd love to hear your thoughts!

@mage-cf-illusion | continued from here!

“A headache, huh.” He sat down on the steps next to Gus, his arms folded over his knees. “You know, I do know a trick to help get rid of it. I mean- I just- it- uh.. it depends what’s behind the headache, but if you put a piece of ice in your mouth, and shut your eyes until the ice is melted, it.. can sort of help.” A part of him knew that Gus wasn’t telling him everything, but Hunter knew better than anyone about not wanting to talk about certain things.

“I mean.. you.. you taught me that breathing thing before, so.. I might as well teach you a trick I know, too, right?”

I love unhinged Sun :3

ok ok but machina and izana akira's new wizards haha. if he wants eight and king too fine by me lmao two siblings fanboying over animals with akira, eight will shape up akira if he needed training and king ... will play music from his heart :3c

CUTE ANIMAL ADMIRATION CLUB........LETS GO.........

Do you ever just realized how easy it is to do something small for kids? Like yes raising children is hard but being there to just comfort them or apologize to them can literally be that easy

Damn son

Not me thinking about how granted for dex is taken all the time- and I think Dex also just thinks he is for granted like- AAAAAAA

Like imagine- he just keeps working on gadgets and wot not like 24 7 and people just keep telling him to make more and more and he tries to even add things like the panick switch and the thing he made for keefe and just sjsjnssnsnsnsjsjs

Dex baby you dont HAVE to work that much but he does- because he might think that's all his value is- and if he doesnt he will be out of the group or irrelevant so he keeps working without question or complain and keeps adding on and on and on and never even stops to think that all the fatigue hes been taking- its not that necessary-

Like Dex is expected to nonstop use his ability, whereas all the others dont just nonstop keep working and using their abilities they have limits- but dex is expected to just keep on making stuff without question or any hesitation and hes just taken for granted by everyone. Damn son- aaaaaa I just wanna give dex a hug and a good nights sleep and tell him that he deserves everything in the world even if hes not working on something or making some gadget to help others😭

Like imagine if dex fell sick or in coma or smth and he cant rly work and hes like dw you can find another technopath I'm replaceable ahhahah because yes- I'm pretty sure he feels that way like all the time :') and maybe the others even find another technopath and then they realise wtf dex had been doing because the normal technopath tells them that they cant just use their abilities non stop and keep making stuff for them- they have their limits and they need rest too- and the speed dex had been working on was probably not healthy. And the technopath makes em realise that dex had just been doing so much more and putting so much effort into everything- just- dex deserves a break okay- he deserves everything my baby-

Everyone overlooks how hard dex always works and just :')) I'm gonna go cry someone go give him a hug and tell him he can sleep at night without having the worry to always finish something and do something for the others that marks his worth T_T

IT LIVES!!!!!

Forget Christmas in July, it's Halloween in may baby! Help me come up with a name. :D

the only thing i miss about being a cashier is the late night customers who would shoot that shit w me and treat me like a normal ass human being

IT LIVES!! MWAHAHAHA!!!

Forget Christmas in July, it's Halloween in May baby! Help me name him/her/them.

I’m not saying I’m beelining for the War Within, bc i am not, that’d imply i’m doing nothing else but whatever will get me there the fastest, and i do have a lot of other shit on my immediate to-do list right now

But i am working on yeeting my ass to Sedna at my earliest convenience so that two weeks from now i can get slapped with lore once more

i also have lore/fluff for them but its way less grimdark than the typical wh40k stuff and much more like grimbright i guess.

yaknow like. the universe around them sucks shit but theyre doing the best they can for the people they care abt most