𝐌𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐒 / 𝐓𝐕 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐒
**rants about movies, and tv shows
**rants about movies, and tv shows
Mommy issues this, daddy issues that, girl i have little brother issues 🧍
Halloween ll (1981)
The Exorcist (1973)
how am i supposed to take creep ii seriously. this is a comedy not a horror movie.
i just want a gf so we can smoke and squish our pussies together ♡ 🥺
excited to announce that
Asa emory ☆ beefy man with too much confidence
Michael Audrey Myers ☆ he's called Audrey and is a dumb bitch with anger issues. He didn't picked a struggle and now he's paying for it
Jesse Cromeans ☆ Mr worldwide who spent a whole movie chasing the most stupid woman in this world just to get his face fucked up
Tw: Asa and Michael? Damn, double homicide. Canon violence, mature language
A/n: @theultimateasseater asked for a reader with bayonetta like powers and I should deliver. I just love bullying slashers without any fucking reason.
He wish he could say this was not being the most humiliating experience of his life
Kinda fun too tho
You were obviously one of his victims
He hasn't spent too much time observing you as he usually would cause it was a kind of on the moment decision. He was following someone else when he noticed you
Bro was too cocky for his own good
Our ever so nice bug man thought it would be easy to just traumatise you in your own house
My man got traumatised back
He was that one insect exterminator you called to help you with a ant problem in your bathroom
He was basically having his silly goofy time messing up with your house security alarms to be able to access later without problems
But my beefy boy didn't took in consideration you were a step ahead of him
By the time he came back to your house at night you already knew he has sabotaged the security system
Now you being as unhinged as this fuckers is you really thought it would be funny to fuck around with him and hurt his ego a little bit
Bro got humbled so hard he could've cry
It all started with you dodging every single trap without committing a single fucking mistake
Beginners luck he thought and tried harder
All fun and games until you literally started to openly bullying him
"You took all that time and put so much effort into getting inside my house just to put these shitty traps? You really suck ass man.."
He took that very personally tbh
My man was done with trying to play around, now he just wanted to kill you and get this over
He was so angry is not even funny
After countless hours of getting his ass kicked he had to admit defeat and just go cry at home
Just when he was starting to recover from that shit you decided to just try to find him and to keep being the pain of his existence
Just for funsies you started by spooky him in his OWN HOUSE.
You go girlboss
Once he found out it was you he was about to end it all
Admittedly he found so fascinating your abilities and if you were less able to overpower him he would've study you
Please have some mercy with this man
When he finally had to accept the fact that you were not going to leave him alone his more nerdy side started to surface
He pestered you with questions and tests ecc..
Congrats now you're his new favourite toy
He treats you like a fucking pet but hey, at least he's nice to you
Eventually he would ask you to help him with the victims cause he knows you would be really good at hunting them down
Now you two are being unhinged together
With Michael could go two ways
Either he gets super angry or he doesn't care
I mean he has been chasing Laurie and both seemed to do their best in making everything harder than it should be
It's funny cause he's pretty sneaky too even if he can't really stop time or anything
So the whole time is basically you and him just being stubborn to the post where both of you just look stupid
You stalk him he stalks you
The amount of times you had like really startle him is ridiculous
He for the life of him couldn't figure out how the fuck you moved so fast
Audrey here is finding the world really unfair lately. You cam move at the fucking speed of light while he has to slow down if he doesn't want to lose his consciousness rights
When he tried to break into your house he got punched, kicked, pushed..you name it
I think eventually he would lose interest or in alternative would keep trying and would get obsessed with the thought of killing you
If he loses interest and you keep annoying him he would eventually have to get used to you
If he becomes obsessed well rip i guess bro
Honestly the fuck are you doing poking fun at the shape of haddonfield?
He would try to learn from you tho cause he wants to get that good at being sneaky so yeah you will catch him watching you a lot
PLEASE HE WOULD BE SO OFFENDED IF YOU SCARE HIM
the moment you pull a prank on him and successfully sneak up on him making him audibly gasp from surprise he's DONE.
you're done, you're done
I have to say it's almost so disappointing how fast he gest used to this shit
Like we get it, you're too cool myers but geez
You traumatise him so bad he's always checking behind him in case you're following
Mr baldy man is having so much fun with you
I think he's the only one who sees you and your abilities as something that can make the kil and chasel even more interesting and funny for him
He managed to get you like he did with Princess so you wake up in one of those musty ass coffins he likes
He was expecting some dumb victim that gets killed almost instantly but when he sees you're taking all the right choices to survive he gets intrigued
He's like "damn, shawty is kinda good at this"
You even manage to dodge him without having to hide
The line is drawn when you make him fall on his ass while he tries to stab you.
He is like "ight ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN"
One second you're in front of him the next you're behind and he's falling forwards face first
He can't decide between being all horny because of how hard you're to get and from the anticipation of what he will do to or to get just downright angry and become a menace to society by killing every single person on sight
He obviously picks the first one cause the first he finally gets his hands on you he's practically vibrating
But then he stops cause all the fun is gone and now he has to actually kill you
What a bummer when a victim that you want to fuckin slaughter is having a silly goofy time running away from you and you end up actually catching them so now you have to kill them
HE LITERALLY WALKS AWAY. NOT A SINGLE WORD OR ANYTHING
he looks at you and then starts to walk away like nothing happened
Obviously you were having none of it so like the rational person you are you decide to chase down the person that wanted to kill you
The look he gives you omg
Like "Oh no, they're one of those" EXCUSE YOU. HOW MANY TIMES HAS THIS HAPPEN TO YOU?
he avoids you like the plague until you finally manage to corner him
Corner him for real, you're caging this motherfucker against the damn wall
He's like 🧍🏻♂️ "Oh no, the strong and sexy victim who can literally stomp on me has trapped me, what a shame…anyways care to fuck"
HE WOULD BE LIKE THAT AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME IM NOT RIGHT
HE'S SUCH A BOTTOM WHO TURNS EVERYTHING INTO SOMETHING SEXUAL
HE'S WORSE THAN ALL OF YOU UNHINGED FUCKERS ON MY BLOG
Jesse is THE simp.
If you actually end up fuckin him or not is up to you
I personally would. I mean he's rich, he's hot and wants to get fucked up both in bed and outside of it? Save me a fucking slice thank you
slasher movie idea: in a world where superpowers are the norm, there's a serial killer specifically targeting superheroes, killing them by somehow using their powers against them.
mamma mia but instead of ABBA it’s kate bush and instead of an idyllic greek island it’s set in a haunted and/or cursed house that’s trying to kill its occupants
Killer Mermaid (2014)
The twist in Goodnight Mommy feels totally extraneous. Like the narrative was strong enough without tacking on that complication right at the end. The disconnect between the way children view the world and the way adults do is way more compelling than some generic “You have to let go. The accident wasn’t your fault.” twist.
IN THE CUT’S TOP 10 “HELLO, DOLLIES” FILM COMPARABLE PITCH MOVIE TITLE STILLS
JAWBREAKER (1999); directed by Darren Stein
EX MACHINA (2014); directed by Alex Garland
GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES (1953); directed by Howard Hawks
I, TONYA (2017); directed by Craig Gillespie
EDWARD SCISSORHANDS (1990); directed by Tim Burton
THE NEON DEMON (2016); directed by Nicolas Winding Refn
HEATHERS (1989); directed by Michael Lehmann
PERFECT BLUE (1997); directed by Satoshi Kon
THE LOVE WITCH (2016); directed by Anna Biller
DAISIES (Sedmikrásky-1969); directed by Věra Chytilová
The 2021 Candyman was solid. If you're an artist, you'll understand why this movie is seriously scary. It scares me because I can relate to Anthony hugely. He's my age and a freelance artist. His transformation is seriously creepy. I love this flick. Now I'm certain in getting my Candyman tattoo done! I just needed a little push.
Hi, just wanted to say I love you/platonic and your blog, okay bye- -runs away but trips and eats shit-
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I am. A goldfish. Just started stranger things s4 and I remember s3 to some extent.. before that? No idea